• The world's most powerful virgins gather. Cardinals attend mass before entering the Conclave to vote
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[url=http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57573486/horse-trading-begun-in-search-for-next-pope/]CBS[/url] [quote]This time there are no star cardinals and no big favorites, making the election wide open and allowing the possibility of a compromise candidate should there be deadlock. While deliberations have been secret, there appear to be two big camps forming that have been at loggerheads in the run-up to the conclave.[/quote] So far there's 16 candidates up for grabs. Check the article galleries.
I sure hope facepunch users have reserved their spots
that title
World's most powerful virgins gather. A DnD/Facepunch/Magic: The Gathering/Warhammer Convention?
[QUOTE=Lolx0rz;39872824]World's most powerful virgins gather. A DnD/Facepunch/Magic: The Gathering/Warhammer Convention?[/QUOTE] They pale in comparison to some of these celibate priests that have been going on for 50+ years without pussy. [sp]Note the 'some'[/sp]
They're only virgins if you don't count butts.
[QUOTE=NuclearJesus;39872957]They're only virgins if you don't count butts.[/QUOTE] Smooth innocent young butts...
Archbishop Peter Erdo looks like a hardass, the Church could use more hardasses so I've heard. He's from Hungary too, so he doesn't have the baggage an Italian or American Pope would bring. So if I was betting, he'd be the one I'd put my money on.
Y'know, maybe if the priests were getting some then they might be able to make better decisions
how do you even know if a man has had sex or not i mean i could just say "i have not had sex in my entire life", you can't really check to see if you're still a virgin like they can do with women (i think)
Damn thought BlizzCon started already.
[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;39873112]Archbishop Peter Erdo looks like a hardass, the Church could use more hardasses so I've heard. He's from Hungary too, so he doesn't have the baggage an Italian or American Pope would bring. So if I was betting, he'd be the one I'd put my money on.[/QUOTE] Man, a Hungarian pope would rock
In Indy we call it Gen-Con
[QUOTE=endorphinsam;39873495]how do you even know if a man has had sex or not i mean i could just say "i have not had sex in my entire life", you can't really check to see if you're still a virgin like they can do with women (i think)[/QUOTE] Its because they are faithful and trusting in each other, the idea being that they wouldn't lie to God.
[QUOTE=endorphinsam;39873495]how do you even know if a man has had sex or not i mean i could just say "i have not had sex in my entire life", you can't really check to see if you're still a virgin like they can do with women (i think)[/QUOTE] checking a chicks vagoo isnt really a reliable method either since the hymen can tear before they have sex anyways
Sean Paul II for pope [img]http://www.radford.edu/~whim/toon/img/popeseanpaul.jpg[/img]
Ron Paul 2012
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