When ever I eat chicken, I'll "explode"

[washy145]

First off: This is not a troll thread, I'm being 100% serious here.

I'm having a issue when I eat or see chicken.

What is it?

I came.

Every time I see chicken or chicken like things I will came in my pants very violently.

I cant eat dinner and will have to skip days of school when there is chicken on the menu, Not all that bad though, It makes my girlfriend go and buy chicken costumes for VERY kinky nights. I can also get my Gearscore up on WoW since no one invites my to chicken parties.

But its ruining my social life and i'm having "issues" typing this as we speak.

Can someone come up with an idea of how I could stop this from happing? My parents are embarrass to even invite me to the kitchen. It also seems to be getting worse and worse.

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[Coffee]

I bet you chickened out when the Rooster arrived.

[8BitLord]

Are you eating chicken cooked with 10 viagra pills?

[itsDivine]

[IMG]http://willowridge.shs.k12.ny.us/WR_Teacher_Pages/sarnackij/01674679-00758307.2/chicken-0011.jpg[/IMG]
[quote=coffee;25997050]i bet you chickened out when the rooster arrived.[/quote]
get out of my head

[Cheryl Cole]

[img]http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/chicken.jpg[/img]

[Coffee]

[QUOTE=itsDivine;25997076]get out of my head[/QUOTE]

Heh, it's like Vietnam all over again.

[DustyCrumpet]

[QUOTE=washy145;25997035]I can also get my Gearscore up on WoW since no one invites my to chicken parties.
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=washy145;25997035]
But its ruining my social life and i'm having "issues" typing this as we speak.
[/QUOTE]

First step. Quit.

[Recurracy]

[img]http://www.perdue.com/files/Indiana%20Modern%20Pot-Roasted%20Chicken_1.jpg[/img]

[Christof P]

[QUOTE=washy145;25997035]First off: This is not a troll thread, I'm being 100% serious here.
[/QUOTE]

Yeah, right.

[Summer_Gun]

[img]http://www.world-agriculture.com/images/chicken.jpg[/img]

[washy145]

[QUOTE=kapin_krunch;25997199]Yeah, right.[/QUOTE]

I cant make you guys believe me, but I'm dead serious. Yes it is very odd but I already had my doubts posting here, since (just like here) no one believes me.

[Cheryl Cole]

[QUOTE=itsDivine;25997076][img_thumb]http://willowridge.shs.k12.ny.us/WR_Teacher_Pages/sarnackij/01674679-00758307.2/chicken-0011.jpg[/img_thumb]

get out of my head[/QUOTE]

Why you stealing my image, yo. Why you stealin his avatar? You messed?

[Vomitself]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i6kWbdTvjk[/url]

You need this.

[Heres Jonny!]

You've probably been hypnotized. At the end of the hypnosis, they hypnotisizer probably said "Whenever you see a chicken, or eat chicken, you will have an intense orgasm."

Pretty sure that's it. Maybe the hypnotisizer is your girlfriend.

[Recurracy]

[QUOTE=cheetahben;25997275][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i6kWbdTvjk[/url]

You need this.[/QUOTE]
what the hell
What the HELL. Another reason why I seriously dislike Japan with a passion.

[ItchyBarracuda]

Let me get this straight. If you eat to much cock, you jizz in your pants? Dude...

[JolKally]

[QUOTE=ItchyBarracuda;25997458]Let me get this straight. If you eat to much cock, you jizz in your pants? Dude...[/QUOTE]

Chicken, not rooster.

[alphatwo]

[img]http://scrapetv.com/News/Images/kfc%20bucket%20of%20chicken.gif[/img]
:pervert:

[Fatfatfatty]

[QUOTE=alphatwo;25997991]
[img_thumb]http://scrapetv.com/News/Images/kfc%20bucket%20of%20chicken.gif[/img_thumb]
:pervert:[/QUOTE]

OP is black?

[editline]11th November 2010[/editline]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdFIXsrjkXI&feature=related[/media]

Thread music

[roosterswe]

[QUOTE=Coffee;25997050]I bet you chickened out when the Rooster arrived.[/QUOTE]

You rang?

[|FlapJack|]

Why would your girlfriend get a chicken suit? Premature ejaculation night?

[st ef you]

Worms taste like chicken. Eat worms. Get grossed out by the taste of chicken. Get grossed out by chickens.
Problem solved.

[not_Morph53]

OP loves the cock.

[fps_nug]

What?

[MedicmanV500]

[IMG]http://blendnewyork.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/cartoon_chicken.jpg[/IMG]

oh yESsssss HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

[JohnEdwards]

[QUOTE=washy145;25997035]First off: This is not a troll thread, I'm being 100% serious here.

I'm having a issue when I eat or see chicken.

What is it?

I came.

Every time I see chicken or chicken like things I will came in my pants very violently.

I cant eat dinner and will have to skip days of school when there is chicken on the menu, Not all that bad though, It makes my girlfriend go and buy chicken costumes for VERY kinky nights. I can also get my Gearscore up on WoW since no one invites my to chicken parties.

But its ruining my social life and i'm having "issues" typing this as we speak.

Can someone come up with an idea of how I could stop this from happing? My parents are embarrass to even invite me to the kitchen. It also seems to be getting worse and worse.[/QUOTE]
Do cocks do the same thing?

[Coffee]

[QUOTE=roosterswe;25998803]You rang?[/QUOTE]

I've said this before, Noun-Based Names for accounts don't work so well if you've got other letters in the account name.

[AgentBoomstick]

Pics or... Nevermind...

[ItchyBarracuda]

[QUOTE=Summer_Gun;25997235][img_thumb]http://www.world-agriculture.com/images/chicken.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]

brb need to fap

[Ronin]

What a load of cock.