Semen-filled cupcake scandal rocks St. Paul's Como Park High School - Polidicks

[quote] A 16-year-old student at St. Paul's Como Park High School brought cupcakes to his classmates on May 9. Nice gesture, right? Well, it's not so nice when you fill one of the cupcakes with semen and give it to an unsuspecting classmate. And then threaten to burn down the principal's house after you get suspended for lacing your treats with that most illicit of all fluids. As unbelievable as that all is, it's exactly what's gone down over the last couple of weeks at Como Park High, according to a Pioneer Press report. The "creamy" cupcake recipient began getting teased by his classmates May 10, the day after he ingested the treat his fellow student gave him. According to St. Paul police spokesman Paul Paulos, the victim's classmates started asking him, "How he could do that, if it tasted funny, things like that, and he heard someone mention that semen was used in the cupcakes." The alleged culprit reportedly targeted only one of his classmates for the semen-filled surprise. These little guys definitely don't belong in cupcakes. Unfortunately, the student had already eaten the cupcake, so it will never be conclusively determined whether the 16-year-old who gave it to him is truly one of the most dastardly teenagers in world history. But the rumor itself was enough to prompt school administration to suspend the cupcake distributor, who then took to Twitter and threatened to burn the principal's house down. The principal reported the threat to police, who haven't arrested the student but have assigned an investigator to look deeper into the situation. Threatening to burn the principal's house down is one thing, but giving someone a semen-loaded cupcake? That's just wrong, man, so, so, wrong... [/quote] [url]http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2012/05/rumors_of_semen-filled_cupcake_lead_to_suspension_big_trouble_for_st_paul_student.php[/url] First, period coffee, now semen cupcakes. What else is there for dessert?

Same thing happened in Norway, just with brownies. If I remember correct they got prosecuted because of STD risks and so on.

[QUOTE=shian;36064076][url]http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2012/05/rumors_of_semen-filled_cupcake_lead_to_suspension_big_trouble_for_st_paul_student.php[/url] First, period coffee, now semen cupcakes. What else is there for dessert?[/QUOTE] Shit cake

[QUOTE=Griffster26;36064096]Shit cake[/QUOTE] hasn't there already been shit frosting?

[QUOTE=Twistshock;36064143]hasn't there already been shit frosting?[/QUOTE] [URL]http://wendyista.blogspot.com/2011/12/girls-admit-to-frosting-classmates.html[/URL]

Wait, so the kid was suspended and there was no actual evidence that he did it aside from people teasing the person he gave it to?

You get suspended and you then make a threat on a public forum to burn your principal's house down. Sharpest tool in the shed everyone.

Runkbulle?

Cumcakes

Bukcake

I would ask for more of them.

"Look, Billy, when you said you were bringing in creampies this is not what I had in mind."

Why does my state-why.

Next up, barfburgers.

This is pretty sick.

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[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;36064542]I would ask for more of them.[/QUOTE] enjoy chlamydia

That kid never saw it [i]coming[/i]

'Shit on toast' is in risk of becoming more than a saying.

Bet [URL="http://www.lulu.com/shop/fotie-photenhauer/natural-harvest-a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/paperback/product-20052760.html"]this[/URL] was his cookbook

Who the fuck cares, its not like semen is going to kill you.

[QUOTE=nomad1;36066176]Who the fuck cares, its not like semen is going to kill you.[/QUOTE] hi im nomad1 and STDs dont actually exist

[QUOTE=nomad1;36066176]Who the fuck cares, its not like semen is going to kill you.[/QUOTE] He could've choked on it and died.

[QUOTE=nomad1;36066176]Who the fuck cares, its not like semen is going to kill you.[/QUOTE] yep my piss won't kill you either, open wide.

[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;36066249]hi im nomad1 and STDs dont actually exist[/QUOTE] its just a lie propagated by the evil reptillian jew media to scare the public into not reproducing........

Well, at least the cupcake was organic.

[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;36065436]enjoy chlamydia[/QUOTE] Sorry, I forgot your 16 year olds are usually just before dying from STDs.

Reminds me of dolan somehow.

[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;36066249]hi im nomad1 and STDs dont actually exist[/QUOTE] like a 16 year old who brought semen cupcakes in isn't a virgin (unless he got raped by his mom)