Well pissing on the board seems like a pretty good tactic, the other player will just abandon in disgust.
Doesn't mean you'll ever be invited to play chess again tho.
[QUOTE=ionuttzu;40489930]Well pissing on the board seems like a pretty good tactic, the other player will just abandon in disgust.
Doesn't mean you'll ever be invited to play chess again tho.[/QUOTE]
I'd say making your opponents want to surrender to you before the match starts would make even Sun Tzu proud
Upgrading your Queen to a Hotel is always the game decider
Didn't think those extra sports would include water sports.
I'm sure it was the royal flush from Short that pushed Kasparov over the edge and forced him to urinate on the board.
i always start off my games by pissing on the board, but then the other person always looks at me funny and leaves.
it truly is a winning move.
Ah, I see the Calvinball championships went off without a hitch again this year.
I was worried we'd have another noodle incident.
[QUOTE=HyperTails;40490411]Upgrading your Queen to a Hotel is always the game decider[/QUOTE]
Dunno man, using Steve Austin (Stone Cold optional) definitely secures your victory further.
Conglomerating the pawns into a megachessatron is a good move, though it should never be done so soon after a Christmas celebration. Kasparov was lucky to come through in the end after that.
Late as shit, but it's okay because the video is still fantastic. Been on my favorites list on YouTube for ages.
So many things caught me off guard
Megachessatron is probably the best thing.
reminds me of
[video=youtube;NUVrvOSDQ-s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUVrvOSDQ-s[/video]
That video really reminds me of me being young, I used to play with chess like this, making shit up and just not playing actual chess. I'm sure others have done the same as well ! :v:
I lost it at megachessatron.
Quite surprised Short didn't deploy the Jumping Jacks landmine as soon as Megachessatron was played, his Queen didn't look attractive enough to invest upgrading her into a Brothel (they had to say Hotel to keep it PG iirc).
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