• 10 Great Books For (Traumatizing) Children
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[url]http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-great-childrens-books-for-people-who-hate-their-children/[/url] Hilarious. A few of you may remember the book in #1.
I remember there was an uncle rape book that was brought up a while back [editline]07:58PM[/editline] Found it: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?400916-Most.-Disturbing.-Picturebook.-Ever[/url].
As much as I love Cracked, I expected a list that you made. :frown: Also the article is roughly a year old. [quote]April 21st, 2009[/quote]
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;25351759]I remember there was an uncle rape book that was brought up a while back [editline]07:58PM[/editline] Found it: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?400916-Most.-Disturbing.-Picturebook.-Ever[/url].[/QUOTE] Thats it. [editline]02:59AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Domamin;25351791]As much as I love Cracked, I expected a list that you made. :frown:[/QUOTE] I wish I was that creative :( [editline]03:00AM[/editline]
[media]http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/hiroshima-no-pika.jpg[/media] What the actual fuck
-Snip- Fuckin triple post.
For a minute there I thought it was going to be some christian conservative site with Harry Potter or Twilight as the greatest book for traumatizing children.
for a second there i thought i went to cracked by mistake [editline]11:39PM[/editline] instead its just a shitty thread. [editline]11:39PM[/editline] instead its just a shitty thread. [editline]11:40PM[/editline] instead its just a shitty thread.
As soon as I read the title I knew it was gonna be a link to Cracked. I wish I didn't find out about Cracked before all of Facepunch did. Every time someone here references it, they're late to me.
I love Cracked. I agree with rapperkid though, I hate when people post Cracked pictures in the LMAO pics.
I'll just give a kid one of those homosexual manga comics.
[QUOTE=reardon_e12;25352423]I love Cracked. I agree with rapperkid though, I hate when people post Cracked pictures in the LMAO pics.[/QUOTE] Thank you so much! I thought I was the only one who was bugged by that. I've never posted in a LMAO pics thread but every time I see one of Cracked's images in there, I just want to go off on them :v:
No "Everybody Poops" or "The Giving Tree"?
"Alfie's Home"
That Alfie's Home thread has been bumped how many times now?
What was that book where the kid falls in that puddle and there's another world in it? That book scared the shit out of me as a kid.
[QUOTE=Testabar;25353687]No "Everybody Poops" or "The Giving Tree"?[/QUOTE] How are either of those traumatizing? I had both of those books when I was really young and loved them
[QUOTE=BluFox;25351718][url]http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-great-childrens-books-for-people-who-hate-their-children/[/url] Hilarious. A few of you may remember the book in #1.[/QUOTE] That was hilarious, Though late.
Mhm yes, I remember that book at #1. The way the uncle looks at the kid in bed..
The faces in book #1 are priceless. I remember the thread well.
What about the holy bible? It's traumatized kids about the concept of a literal Hell.
List sucks lacking these Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, More Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, and Scary Stories 3: More Tales to Chill Your Bones p.much ruined my life. Just see the images in these and you'll know
[QUOTE=Craptasket;25360319]List sucks lacking these Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, More Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, and Scary Stories 3: More Tales to Chill Your Bones p.much ruined my life. Just see the images in these and you'll know[/QUOTE] Right, [b][u]that[/u][/b] is creepy. [img]http://www.evilontwolegs.com/uploads/childhoodhorrors/smttitd4.jpg[/img]
My favorite is Alfie's Home
[QUOTE=Craptasket;25360319]List sucks lacking these Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, More Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, and Scary Stories 3: More Tales to Chill Your Bones p.much ruined my life. Just see the images in these and you'll know[/QUOTE] The artist who worked on it is a fucking genius [img]http://www.rotatingcorpse.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/scary_stories.gif[/img]
What the shit, Hilaire Belloc as number 2? I read those (or at least, my grandparents read them to me) when I was a kid and I thought they were awesome. [i]Algernon - Who played with a Loaded Gun, and, on missing his Sister was reprimanded by his Father. Young Algernon, the Doctor's Son, Was playing with a Loaded Gun. He pointed it towards his sister, Aimed very carefully, but Missed her! His Father, who was standing near, The Loud Explosion chanced to Hear, And reprimanded Algernon For playing with a Loaded Gun.[/i]
I remember seeing the 1st book on FP a while ago, made me laugh. That book is so wrong.
[QUOTE=BaconDioxide;25364521]What the shit, Hilaire Belloc as number 2? I read those (or at least, my grandparents read them to me) when I was a kid and I thought they were awesome. [i]Algernon - Who played with a Loaded Gun, and, on missing his Sister was reprimanded by his Father. Young Algernon, the Doctor's Son, Was playing with a Loaded Gun. He pointed it towards his sister, Aimed very carefully, but Missed her! His Father, who was standing near, The Loud Explosion chanced to Hear, And reprimanded Algernon For playing with a Loaded Gun.[/i][/QUOTE] Yeah, gives the impression that the father doesn't care that the son nearly killed his sister, just that he was playing with the gun. Where was this written, China?
[QUOTE=Craptasket;25360319]List sucks lacking these Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, More Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, and Scary Stories 3: More Tales to Chill Your Bones p.much ruined my life. Just see the images in these and you'll know[/QUOTE] God damn they had these books in my middle school library and I read them when I was maybe 9 or 10. Did not sleep for days. [editline]12th October 2010[/editline] Look at this shit. [media]http://kidicarus222.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/scarystories_stephengammel-702253.jpg[/media] [media]http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/1629/sc27zy8.jpg[/media]
[QUOTE=Craptasket;25360319]List sucks lacking these Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, More Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, and Scary Stories 3: More Tales to Chill Your Bones p.much ruined my life. Just see the images in these and you'll know[/QUOTE] I remember that bullshit. Holy fuck.
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