[QUOTE]An 11-inch donkey penis was confiscated at an airport in New Zealand.
The item was consequently destroyed as it was considered to be a bio-security risk.
The man didn't face charges because he declared it upon arrival, Yahoo! News reports.[/QUOTE]
[URL]http://www.sundayworld.com/top-stories/daily-world/donkey-penis-confiscated-at-airport[/URL]
[quote]The man didn't face charges because he declared it upon arrival[/quote]
"Hey sexy, ever dated a guy with an 11-inch dick before?"
[QUOTE]The man didn't face charges because he declared it upon arrival, Yahoo! News reports.[/QUOTE]
How did that conversation go?
"By the way, I'm keeping a donkey tallywacker in my trunk, that cool with you?"
He was traveling from china
Really
I was thinking he had some bad dragon thing in his bag.
Not an actual penis.
what a regrettable loss
what in the ever living fuck
What a dick!
[QUOTE=Simski;43885854]"Hey sexy, ever dated a guy with an 11-inch dick that came straight off an ass before?"[/QUOTE]
ftfy
Only?
Only 11?
That's like donkey micropenis.
what has the world come to? can't even travel with giant dicks anymore. shameful
[QUOTE=God of Ashes;43886360]what has the world come to? can't even travel with giant dicks anymore. shameful[/QUOTE]
My basic human rights are being infringed upon and I can't take it.
I imagine when he was trying to pick up girls it was along the lines of
"Oh yeah baby; when you see the kind of [i]ass[/i] I'm gonna show you, you'll wish you had an ass to climb it with"
"ah I'm just shitting you; it's a raw donkey dick"
W-wait, he had an [I]actual[/I] donkey penis? What could you even do with one of those?
"It's a present for my wife"
[QUOTE=NuclearJesus;43886307]Only 11?
That's like donkey micropenis.[/QUOTE]
I'm not going to question your knowledge in equine penises but 11 inches sounds really fucking big for anything that isn't an elephant.
but what happened to the donkey?
Donkey Dong: Terminal Seize
[QUOTE=Hat-Wearing Man;43886758]but what happened to the donkey?[/QUOTE]
They removed the Donk so now it is just an Ey
The hell did he need a severed donkey cock for anyway? Some sort of strange South Pacific tribal ritual?
[QUOTE=ironman17;43886806]The hell did he need a severed donkey cock for anyway? Some sort of strange South Pacific tribal ritual?[/QUOTE]
Trust me, you notice the difference between bad dragon and the real thing after a while.
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;43886713]I'm not going to question your knowledge in equine penises but 11 inches sounds really fucking big for anything that isn't an elephant.[/QUOTE]
Clearly you have never been on a farm or around horses.
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;43886713]I'm not going to question your knowledge in equine penises but 11 inches sounds really fucking big for anything that isn't an elephant.[/QUOTE]
To put this in perspective: John Holmes' penis was around 13 inches long. Ron Jeremy, who's wang is considered massive, only sports a 9 3/4 inch penis. At eleven, the donkey penis fell between those measurements. Living around farms when I was a kid, I saw horses and donkeys mating quite a bit. Some of the horse and donkey wangs were easily the length of a man's arm when erect. So, I'm not exactly the expert you suggest I am, but I can confidently make a joke on a message board along the lines of "if eleven inches is a common enough dick length for humans, then it seems a bit small for a donkey."
Damn you for making me think that deep into the subject of donkey dongs.
Edit: A quick Google search shows that the average length of an equine penis is 25-30 inches long. The African Elephant sports a respectable 2 meters. So yes. . .as large mammals go, 11 inches is a bit on the teeny side.
Edit 2:
[quote=Ironman17]The hell did he need a severed donkey cock for anyway?[/quote]
You ever try to sneak a donkey cock onto an airplane while it's still attatched to the donkey? Let me tell ya. . .it's a lot easier when it's severed.
[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;43886839]Trust me, you notice the difference between bad dragon and the real thing after a while.[/QUOTE]
ok what
Not sure if I actually want know
It wasn't erect though. The donkey has had it bad enough. Let's not make him
[quote]The item was consequently destroyed as it was considered to be a bio-security risk.[/quote]
:c
that poor, poor dong.
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