You thought they needed planes to fly? Well you were [b]WRONG, FUCKFACE.[/b]
These bitches fly for real, take a look at one of these motherfuckers right now:
[img]http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/292/overrides/flying-snakes-studied_29256_600x450.jpg[/img]
Holy mother of fuck man. How is that even fucking possible? I'll tell you how. [b]They climb a fucking tree and jump 100 god damn meters.[/b]
Do you know how fucking far 100 meters is? You ever seen a fucking Soccer/Football game? IT'S THAT GODDAMN BIG.
Also, these bastards are 4 FEET LONG. [b]THAT'S 1.22 METERS FOR YOU NON-AMERICAN FUCKBAGS.[/b]
I know how you feel. You're like, holy shit, how are humans not extinct yet? Well that's because they live in South Eastern Asia, the Melanesian Islands, and all of India. That's right, all of goddamn India. [b]But they're fucking spreading.[/b] That's right, these bitches are the top of the fucking food chain so they need more pathetic assholes to eat.
These bad-boys are so recently discovered, that the only reason we found them is because they're spreading. So not only are they [b]flying fucking snakes[/b], they also are more stealthy than that whiny-ass clone bitch [b]Solid Snake.[/b]
[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:E0P1gUwawJBrSM:http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-02/art/mgs-solid-snake.jpg&t=1[/img]
This bitch can't fly on his own.
One more thing, even DARPA has been researching this son-of-a-bitch. That's the [b]U.S. Defense Advanced Research Agency to you captain fuck-your-anagrams.[/b] National Geographic said it themselves.
So get in your bunkers and grab some fucking ammo because these bastards are here to stay. Maybe these articles will help you survive. Maybe they won't. I don't care. It's [b]EVERY MAN FOR HIM-FUCKING-SELF.[/b]
Sources:
[url]http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/11/101124-flying-snakes-fly-science-darpa-dod-socha/[/url]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_snakes[/url]
[url]http://www.flyingsnake.org/[/url]
I am scared for my life
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Ah huhuhuh............*Wheeze*
[QUOTE=Vollybomb;26260444]I love snakes.[/QUOTE]
[img_thumb]http://ams30.wikispaces.com/file/view/Real_Indiana_Jones.jpg/30667207/Real_Indiana_Jones.jpg[/img_thumb]
Hah, awesome.
[QUOTE=Vollybomb;26260444]I love snakes.[/QUOTE]
Then you'll love your final screaming seconds on this earth, you traitor.
I love threads like this only because the OP actually insults you for doing nothing and over exaggerate everything.
[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;26260726]I love threads like this only because the OP actually insults you for doing nothing and [b]over exaggerate[/b] everything.[/QUOTE]
You best be trolling, this shit is for real. Or maybe, it's because you are [b]SHARK SYMPATHIZER[/b] MrAfro[b][i]SHARK[/b][/i]
Are you not afraid of the impending doom that not only flying snakes provide us but also the increasing malice of the [b]LAND SHARK?![/b] This creatures are only mythical, for now, but one day some [i]sick bastard[/i] like you will make them a reality. Your type [i]disgusts[/i] me.
Brb, cutting trees in front yard down.
...As well as any trees within a 100 yard radius of my home.
CHOP DOWN ALL THE TREES
/caps
All will be well
[QUOTE=pike1337;26260927]No way to fight...[/QUOTE]
Fuck, that could have been the greatest Final Destination ever
[QUOTE=Dr. Punchgroin;26260350]You thought they needed planes to fly? Well you were [b]WRONG, FUCKFACE.[/b]
These bitches fly for real, take a look at one of these motherfuckers right now:
[img_thumb]http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/292/overrides/flying-snakes-studied_29256_600x450.jpg[/img_thumb]
Holy mother of fuck man. How is that even fucking possible? I'll tell you how. [b]They climb a fucking tree and jump 100 god damn meters.[/b]
Do you know how fucking far 100 meters is? You ever seen a fucking Soccer/Football game? IT'S THAT GODDAMN BIG.
Also, these bastards are 4 FEET LONG. [b]THAT'S 1.22 METERS FOR YOU NON-AMERICAN FUCKBAGS.[/b]
I know how you feel. You're like, holy shit, how are humans not extinct yet? Well that's because they live in South Eastern Asia, the Melanesian Islands, and all of India. That's right, all of goddamn India. [b]But they're fucking spreading.[/b] That's right, these bitches are the top of the fucking food chain so they need more pathetic assholes to eat.
These bad-boys are so recently discovered, that the only reason we found them is because they're spreading. So not only are they [b]flying fucking snakes[/b], they also are more stealthy than that whiny-ass clone bitch [b]Solid Snake.[/b]
[img_thumb]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:E0P1gUwawJBrSM:http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-02/art/mgs-solid-snake.jpg&t=1[/img_thumb]
This bitch can't fly on his own.
One more thing, even DARPA has been researching this son-of-a-bitch. That's the [b]U.S. Defense Advanced Research Agency to you captain fuck-your-anagrams.[/b] National Geographic said it themselves.
So get in your bunkers and grab some fucking ammo because these bastards are here to stay. Maybe these articles will help you survive. Maybe they won't. I don't care. It's [b]EVERY MAN FOR HIM-FUCKING-SELF.[/b]
Sources:
[url]http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/11/101124-flying-snakes-fly-science-darpa-dod-socha/[/url]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_snakes[/url]
[url]http://www.flyingsnake.org/[/url][/QUOTE]
[editline]27th December 2010[/editline]
But are they poisonous? Or are they like ringneck snakes, except they fucking fly at you, bite you and just hang on? I would use them to gaurd my house and terrify people on the way to work.
Simple solution, machete.
[url]http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/1p8[/url]
TREES
Necessary "Why would you fuck a flying snake".
They look amazing.
I want one.
Where's your Darwin now?
FUCK! I live in south east asia!
They have little flaps on their sides like flying squirrels. They p. cool actually I wish I could own one as a pet.
[QUOTE=revanade;26988571]Necessary "Why would you fuck a flying snake".[/QUOTE]
No no, you see the snakes are flying while fucking. its certainly nasty, and that is why the Op hates them.
[quote]Captain fuck-your-anargrams[/quote]
Made my god damn day. Thanks man.
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