• Jack ass drivers
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So, I'm riding my bike to my local 7-11, and the little blue "walk" man appears. So I start crossing, when this guy turns in front of me, and lucky for me, he stops, but just 3 small feet away from me. And the dude's passenger sticks his head out of the window and shouts "Yo ass ain't got bumpers!" So after I got on the sidewalk, I say "I had the right of way bro!" and this nutjob says "You aint got shit!" Which, by Florida law, I had the right of way. He can't make a right-turn-on-red when there's a pedestrian. And so, I just mind my own business and ride up to the corner store, and he's making an ass of himself in public screaming "Youz lucky I wasn't driving!" So that's my experience of the day. Care to share any experiences with wreck-less drivers that you've had? [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Dumb thread" - Greeman))[/highlight]
I almost got hit by a car on the sidewalk. I'm sorry but it really bothers me because it's jackass not jackass ya' jackass
Should have thrown your bike at his car.
I got a small story about drivers. I was about to cross the street as another person on the opposite side of the same street to my left, a person in a car is comming from the right and apparently the 5 seconds to stop for both of us is too much to ask so this dumb bitch driving speeds past me and screeches to a halt for the other person in the middle of a street blocking two school buses. This is why dumbasses shouldn't drive. Oh and this dumbass guy driving his SUV almost hit me while he was turing left on red while I was crossing the street with a walk sign a few days ago, I told him to go back to driving school because he is to fucking stupid to be driving.
I hate it when people don't signal when turning off roundabouts. Fucks me off.
Guy ran a stop sign and almost hit me so I honked at him. He got out of his car so i got out of mine and he started yelling at me saying to watch where I was driving. I told him he ran a stop sign and to open his fucking eyes then he left.
I drove on a dual carriageway and did a fast speed and overtook people then cut in between a motorbike and bus and then later i went vrrrrrrrm and overtook more people the end
When I twisted my ankle a few years ago I was slowly walking home on my crutches and while crossing the road this truck driver starts beeping and telling me to hurry the fuck up. I was more than happy to slow down.
There's no shortage of fuckwad drivers, that's for sure. In my relatively short time driving I've witnessed: A Corvette driving through insanely thick early-morning fog with no headlights of any kind A pickup driving down the highway... IN THE WRONG DIRECTION A tractor-trailer take out a telephone pole where I work People blocking intersections (either with their vehicle or with a trailer, either way it's illegal to do so) A woman driving too fast who changed lanes to pass me, tried getting back into my lane, went too far, over-corrected, flipped her SUV 200 feet or so in front of me
I checked the cars stopped at the traffic lights at a main road I cross on the way to school; nobody was indicating. I proceeded to cross the road and check behind me at the cars again; nobody was indicating. Seconds later a car is at my side beeping loudly and the driver is shouting erratically, I turn and laugh in his face, then walk on. I hate drivers that don't signal on busy roads.
[QUOTE=Kevincs316;19922747] the little blue "walk" man appears. So I start crossing, ?[/QUOTE] [img]https://www.crowdirect.co.uk/case/images/traffic_light_-_caution.gif[/img] what
I almost clipped a woman (whom happened to be scoffing down a cheeseburger while doing this) while she tried to merge into my lane as I was entering the highway. Then the bitch decided to beep her cheeseburger-coated horn at me at me. I hope she choked on that burger.
I enjoy dressing up as a ninja and darting across the road in the night but some guy almost hit me once so I got pissed and went home.
[QUOTE=Murdoco;19922783]Should have thrown your bike at his car.[/QUOTE] Like that chinese guy who threw his bike at those robbers! Also i hate and i mean fucking HATE people who do not indicate whatsoever im not just talking about turning off of roundabouts and shit im talking about when turning normal cornors etc makes me want to kick their fucking car :argh:
[QUOTE=piranhamatt2;19922910]*traffic light* what[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.rehab.research.va.gov/jour/01/38/4/images/hout-f01.jpg[/img] [editline]03:57PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Auster;19922932]Like that chinese guy who threw his bike at those robbers![/QUOTE] That's where I got the idea.
[QUOTE=Murdoco;19922933][img]http://www.rehab.research.va.gov/jour/01/38/4/images/hout-f01.jpg[/img] [/QUOTE] [img]http://www.freewebs.com/otherlights/Traffic-Lights-2a.JPG[/img] :smug: also rated you informative
You don't even know what it's like to live with Massachusetts drivers (massholes).
This one time a kid I knew crossed the road while I was driving. I almost hit him. It was hilarious.
[QUOTE=The Big Bomb;19923004]You don't even know what it's like to live with [B]Mass[/B]achusetts drivers ([B]massholes[/B]).[/QUOTE] If your logic is correct, that must mean that drivers from California must be [img]http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/tv/horatio460.jpg[/img] [B]Castles[/B]
[QUOTE=piranhamatt2;19923061]If your logic is correct, that must mean that drivers from California must be [IMG]http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/tv/horatio460.jpg[/IMG] [B]Castles[/B][/QUOTE] No meh gawd.
I noticed the vast majority of people don't indicate anymore.
[QUOTE=voltlight;19923082]I noticed the vast majority of people don't indicate anymore.[/QUOTE] They can't, in order to cut down on manufacturing costs turn-signals are now optional. :downs: Oh, my bad. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ImiId.png[/IMG]
Asians suck at driving. My Dad's driving and I'm starting to notice that he almost never uses his turn signal It's kinda like Changing lanes? Turn signal? PfffFFfFFT
I was just about to make a new thread about this, and then i saw this topic. I was driving home from picking up my seven year old brother when i got to a red light. I was in right-most left turn lane, and this guy was in the left-most. The light turned green, and we both turned. Once we had turned, the jackass cut me off, which wouldn't be such a big deal, if he hadn't hit the brakes. I was going about ten miles an hour, and had to slam on the brakes to stop. My brother would have almost gone through the windshield if he hadn't buckled in. Pissed me off so much.
[QUOTE=WastedJamacan;19923261]I was just about to make a new thread about this, and then i saw this topic. I was driving home from picking up my seven year old brother when i got to a red light. I was in right-most left turn lane, and this guy was in the left-most. The light turned green, and we both turned. Once we had turned, the jackass cut me off, which wouldn't be such a big deal, if he hadn't hit the brakes. I was going about ten miles an hour, and had to slam on the brakes to stop. My brother would have almost gone through the windshield if he hadn't buckled in. Pissed me off so much.[/QUOTE] You should have driven behind him and followed him to his house with your high beams on. My dad did that once. The poor guy ran inside his house so fast when he pulled up to his house.
[QUOTE=piranhamatt2;19922954][img]http://www.freewebs.com/otherlights/Traffic-Lights-2a.JPG[/img] :smug: also rated you informative[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.ustraffic.net/images/Walk-DontWalkSignal-small.png[/IMG] We have these. They promote literacy through natural selection.
[QUOTE=laserpanda;19923449][IMG]http://www.ustraffic.net/images/Walk-DontWalkSignal-small.png[/IMG] We have these. They promote literacy through natural selection.[/QUOTE] It's missing an apostrophe.
Isn't it Florida Law that neither the driver nor the pedestrian have the right of way, and that it is up to both parties to avoid collision? [editline]06:35PM[/editline] That is what I read in my handbook when I got my drivers license though.
[QUOTE=Funcoot;19923762]Isn't it Florida Law that neither the driver nor the pedestrian have the right of way, and that it is up to both parties to avoid collision? [editline]06:35PM[/editline] That is what I read in my handbook when I got my drivers license though.[/QUOTE] I don't know, I may have mistaken it. I always thought it was pedestrians, then drivers that had the right o' way. [QUOTE=Murdoco;19922783]Should have thrown your bike at his car.[/QUOTE] That'd be a little tricky, seeing as though I'm riding this. [img]http://www.cyclesportandfitness.com/images/Tristar-red-LG.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Funcoot;19923762]Isn't it Florida Law that neither the driver nor the pedestrian have the right of way, and that it is up to both parties to avoid collision? [editline]06:35PM[/editline] That is what I read in my handbook when I got my drivers license though.[/QUOTE] That's pretty retarded.
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