Man just couldn't stop fucking his neighbors Pitbull

[Kite_shugo]

Are you ready for his booking image?

[quote=FLORIDA DAMMIT]
A Tampa man was arrested after neighbors caught him having sex with one of his pet pit bulls in his back yard, police said.

Bernard Marsonek, 57, was arrested Tuesday on charges of aggravated cruelty to animals, sexual activity involving animals and two counts of a felon in possession of a firearm, Hillsborough County Jail records showed

He was being held on $17,500 bond Wednesday and it was unknown whether he has an attorney.

According to a Tampa Police report obtained by WFLA, [B]neighbors flagged down officers when they claim they couldn't stop Marsonek from allegedly having sex with a large pit bull[/B], one of eight found on his property.

[B]The crowd of neighbors said they yelled at Marsonek but he refused to stop having sex with the dog, the report said.[/B][/quote]

[url]http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Tampa-Man-Arrested-for-Sex-With-Pit-Bull-Police-248580211.html[/url]

Oh good god I can just imagine all of his neighbors screaming their lungs out while gazing at this insane man fucking their huge dog. And he just glances over for 1 second with this face and utters the words

[thumb]http://media.nbcmiami.com/images/654*368/030514+bernard+marsonek.jpg[/thumb]

"I'M NOT DONE YET"

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credit to Dippeggs for this thought

[thumb]http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130504110452/spongebob/images/8/80/Mermaid_Man_and_Barnacle_Boy_Gallery_(24).jpg[/thumb]

[The_J_Hat]

Doggie style.

[elix]

FARK's "Florida" tag continues to be ever relevant.

[Rofl_copter]

Nice

[DropDeadTed]

What the [I]fuck[/I]

[[EG] Pepper]

Jesus Christ, look at that face.

Like anything else could love him.

[Iconoclast]

The Eyes of Florida

[Orkel]

snip wrong thread

[Lyokanthrope]

...I expected something different. I read the title as "Man just couldn't stop his niehgbor's fucking Pitbull"... Well, then.

[Kite_shugo]

[QUOTE=Hat-Wearing Man;44137687]The Eyes of Florida[/QUOTE]

if the Eyes of Florida came up to your doorstep asking to dog-sit; be scared

[editline]5th March 2014[/editline]

[QUOTE=Lyokanthrope;44138882]...I expected something different. I read the title as "Man just couldn't stop his niehgbor's fucking Pitbull"... Well, then.[/QUOTE]

A little too matter of factly? :v:

[QwertyTSecond]

[quote]but he refused to stop having sex with the dog[/quote]

Well, at that point he may as well have gone the whole hog.

Actually, hope he doesn't read that, it may give him ideas.

[EonVankmer]

Yet again the coin is flipping between brave and stupid.

[myon]

[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;44137529][t]http://media.nbcmiami.com/images/654*368/030514+bernard+marsonek.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]

dear god, the transparent star just makes it worse

[♪♩🎷🦆]

[QUOTE=QwertySecond;44138927]Well, at that point he may as well have gone the whole hog.[/QUOTE]

gone the whole dog.

[Kite_shugo]

[QUOTE=Limed00d;44138971]dear god, the transparent star just makes it worse[/QUOTE]
Agreed,

it almost looks like he sees a satanic cross in the star

[Dippeggs]

The picture with the star on his face and the orange suit make him look like Mermaid Man.

[Ihasabucket]

[QUOTE=Limed00d;44138971]dear god, the transparent star just makes it worse[/QUOTE]
No kidding, I almost thought he had a discolored face.

[Kite_shugo]

[QUOTE=Dippeggs;44139100]The picture with the star on his face and the orange suit make him look like Mermaid Man.[/QUOTE]

Dear lord; you're right

[img]http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120717214601/spongebob/images/4/4e/Spongebob-163-mermaid-man-begins-origin-story-clip.jpg[/img]

[cecilbdemodded]

Obviously he likes ruff sex.

[MatheusMCardoso]

[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;44139546]Obviously he likes ruff sex.[/QUOTE]

woof sex

[Kite_shugo]

[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;44139546]Obviously he likes ruff sex.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MatheusMCardoso;44139570]woof sex[/QUOTE]

all I hear is the "who let the dogs out" song on repeat in my head after reading this

[TreasoN.avi]

The fuck is wrong with people in my state. They're almost always within an hours drive of here too.

[Kite_shugo]

[QUOTE=TreasoN.avi;44140220]The fuck is wrong with people in my state. They're almost always within an hours drive of here too.[/QUOTE]

I tend to only post Florida articles since I live here; but I know how you feel all too well

[Wyvyrias]

Abusing the pet of another person is not ok.
Edit: Just read it was his own pet. Well, but he doesn't looks like somebody who would care about his pet a lot.

But really, this picture of him is scaring the shit out of me. :zoid:

[leontodd]

[IMG]http://www.audiocastle.net/uploads/tracks/Pitbull52.jpg[/IMG]

[pr00ch]

[QUOTE='[EG] Pepper;44137684']Jesus Christ, look at that face.

Like anything else could love him.[/QUOTE]

He looks like someone who'd be mad as hell and wouldn't gonna take it anymore.

[Provost]

[QUOTE=TreasoN.avi;44140220]The fuck is wrong with people in my state. They're almost always within an hours drive of here too.[/QUOTE]

There's obviously something in the water.

I've been saying it for years.

[Ramirez77]

[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;44137529]on charges of aggravated cruelty to animals, sexual activity involving animals and [B]two counts of a felon in possession of a firearm[/B]
[/QUOTE]

Wat?

[Chonch]

All I see is Shaggy and that only makes the story worse

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[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/31/Shaggy11.jpg[/IMG]

[RainbowPillows]

As a Floridian, this does not even remotely shock me.