South Korea's presidential office explains Viagra purchase in bizarre turn of political scandal - Polidicks

[QUOTE]SEOUL (AFP) - A scandal over South Korean President Park Geun Hye's shadowy confidante took an even more bizarre turn on Wednesday (Nov 23) when Ms Park's office was forced to explain a mass purchase of Viagra.The revelations about Ms Park's decades-long ties with close friend Choi Soon Sil and with Choi's father - the late founder of a cult-like religious group - have sparked huge media interest in the president's personal life. On Tuesday, an opposition party lawmaker revealed that Ms Park's office last year bought hundreds of pills which can treat erectile dysfunction, including Viagra and the generic version of the drug. As the revelation sparked a media frenzy, Ms Park's spokesman said the drug was purchased to ease possible mountain sickness during her visit in May to high-altitude African nations including Ethiopia. "We bought it for the trip but did not use it," Mr Jung Youn Kuk told reporters, adding that the drug is known to be effective in treating altitude sickness. Ms Park has never married and has no known partner. Her office in recent years also bought hundreds of injectable doses of human placenta extract and vitamin shots - commonly used for detoxification and anti-ageing treatment. Mr Jung said the doses were bought for workers at the presidential office including Ms Park's bodyguards. Prosecutors are investigating whetherMs Park also had various injections prescribed for herself using Choi's name at private clinics, without the knowledge of the official presidential medical staff.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.straitstimes.com/asia/east-asia/south-koreas-presidential-office-explains-viagra-purchase-in-bizarre-turn-of?utm_campaign=Echobox&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&xtor=CS1-10#link_time=1479886352[/url] Shit gets weirder and weirder

I thought North Korea is supposed to be the weird one

2016 needs to end already.

Conspiracy theorists in South Korea must be going insane from all this ordeal.

[I]Injectable Human Placenta extract shots[/I]? What the actual fuck. Bought for government workers? Is SK even trying to be real at this point?

[QUOTE=CruelAddict;51415826]Conspiracy theorists in South Korea must be going insane from all this ordeal.[/QUOTE] At this point they have re-branded as conspiracy analysts.

reality is coming apart at the seams

What the HELL is going on in South Korea. I think at this piont even the most bat-shit conspiracy theorist is currently scratching his head wondering wtf they're doing.

[quote]Her office in recent years also bought hundreds of injectable doses of human placenta extract [/quote] what the fuck

[QUOTE=Complifusedv2;51416077]what the fuck[/QUOTE] Can't have a cult without baby-juice.

I'm so glad that I'm living through reality's own absurdist phase but I'm also fucking terrified

[QUOTE=Weirdness;51415811]2016 needs to end already.[/QUOTE] Chinese zodiac has this as the Year of the Fire Monkey, and next year is the Year of the Fire Rooster. The ride has only started.

[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;51416308] Year of the Fire Monkey[/QUOTE] year of gonorrhea

Makes sense for her to buy those placenta pills since she was being influenced by her mystic friend. Probably was some "cure" or "protection" spell stuff

This is the kinda people at the absolute top. I wonder how it is in other countries if their weird activities were revealed.

[QUOTE=Weirdness;51415811]2016 needs to end already.[/QUOTE] What makes you think 2017 won't be even crazier? Trump hasn't even been elected yet.

How has she not resigned yet?

What happens when a woman takes Viagra?

[QUOTE=wystan;51417704]What happens when a woman takes Viagra?[/QUOTE] Her penis gets hard. Juat like everyone else.

[QUOTE=wystan;51417704]What happens when a woman takes Viagra?[/QUOTE] The internet says it works for her too. Web MD: [URL="http://www.webmd.com/sexual-conditions/news/20080722/viagra-for-her#1"]http://www.webmd.com/sexual-conditions/news/20080722/viagra-for-her#1[/URL] ABC News: [URL="http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=124569&page=1"]http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=124569&page=1[/URL]

[QUOTE=Laserbeams;51415796]I thought North Korea is supposed to be the weird one[/QUOTE] Maybe the NORKs knew about this from the beginning, and thats why they decided to become NK.

[QUOTE=Exploders;51417902]Maybe the NORKs knew about this from the beginning, and thats why they decided to become NK.[/QUOTE] "Concentration camps require less explanation than South Korea's hoodoo shit"

[QUOTE=Laserbeams;51415796]I thought North Korea is supposed to be the weird one[/QUOTE] North Korea is the [I]crazy [/I]one.