Darth Vader running for Ukrainian Parliament: Vows to build space station to defeat the "separatists
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Dressed in full Star Wars regalia, Vader prowls the streets of Kiev atop his black campaign van"
Vader explained that his top goal is to computerize all government business. "When I get to parliament, I will expel all the deputies. They have proven their uselessness," he said. "Computers will work in their place and they will fulfill their functions without cease."
To the ominous backdrop of the Imperial March theme from Star Wars, he thundered from the top of his van that he would win the war against separatist rebels in the east — even as he withdrew government troops. And he vowed to reclaim the Crimean Peninsula, which was annexed by Russia in March.
How will he achieve these feats?
"A military space station will be built," he said, "that will protect the whole territory of Ukraine."
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vote for this man he is you're friend.
I swear to Palpatine If I was a Ukrainian citizen I would vote for this Vadar.
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I thought the title said "Darth Vladimir" and then skipped the rest of the title because I was imagining Putin in a Vader mask, striking a heroic pose with a lightsaber held high, commanding Russian Troops dressed in plastic armor to defeat the Ukranians of Hoth.
I swear this was posted earlier this year.
[quote]"Computers will work in their place and they will fulfil their functions without cease."[/quote]
how cliche, should have known a cyborg would want to outsource human jobs to computers
[QUOTE=The-Happy-Emo;46322868]I swear this was posted earlier this year.[/QUOTE]
I guess the same guy is still at it
[I]'The evil Darth Vader stands amid the broken and twisted bodies of his foes. He grabs a wounded Rebel Officer by the neck as an Imperial Officer rushes up to the Dark Lord.'[/I]
Ukraine needs Vader the most right now.
Give 'em Hell, old friend.
From what I know of Ukrainian politics he seems like the best guy you could vote for?
Build a second "moon". Just make sure not to build another friggen exhaust port....
[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;46322823]I swear to Palpatine If I was a Ukrainian citizen I would vote for this Vadar.
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Wait a minute
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Impostor !
dose he at lest play the empire theme as he walks onto the stage ?
[video=youtube;z5oDh7o3a00]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5oDh7o3a00[/video]
It may be funny and all but this guy is a retard making such a joke of his country's situation.
Last thing Ukraine needs is another moron at it's helm
I would rather vote for Megatron.
[QUOTE=The-Happy-Emo;46322868]I swear this was posted earlier this year.[/QUOTE]
that was someone else in Ukraine that was running for president. This is a different person running for parliament.
There are actually two Darth Vaders running for parliament right now, I think. One of them could be the guy who was running for president.
[QUOTE=Die_Hard;46323364]dose he at lest play the empire theme as he walks onto the stage ?
[video=youtube;z5oDh7o3a00]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5oDh7o3a00[/video][/QUOTE]
yes
[video=youtube;X9h4VA3bc-8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9h4VA3bc-8[/video]
[QUOTE=Hakaida666;46323409]I would rather vote for Megatron.[/QUOTE]
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The Whitehouse was [url=https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/response/isnt-petition-response-youre-looking]petitioned to create a Death Star[/url]
[quote]Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?[/quote]
[QUOTE=deadeye536;46324054]The Whitehouse was [url=https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/response/isnt-petition-response-youre-looking]petitioned to create a Death Star[/url][/QUOTE]
Because we have to keep future colonies on the moon and on mars in line! It's obvious!
[B]THE NEW EMPIRE VOTING BLOC[/B]
[I]"WE HAVE THE FORCE"[/I]
[QUOTE=Swineflu;46323395]It may be funny and all but this guy is a retard making such a joke of his country's situation.
Last thing Ukraine needs is another moron at it's helm[/QUOTE]
Hardly. Darth Vader would do a better job then the guys who ended up losing a good chunk of the country.
I wonder if there are secretly multiple Darth Vaders running for election, and they all just work together?
Think. You could campaign in every city at once.
[QUOTE=Jamsponge;46327947]I wonder if there are secretly multiple Darth Vaders running for election, and they all just work together?
Think. You could campaign in every city at once.[/QUOTE]
Genius!
He's not doing so well in the election, so we won't be seeing a yellow and blue death star any time soon
The coolness impact of this was lost in one video where you could see his double/triple chin.
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;46335090]He's not doing so well in the election, so we won't be seeing a yellow and blue death star any time soon[/QUOTE]
I have no clue why people wouldn't vote for him.
Seriously, he's Ukraine's only hope.
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