• Dumbest Lady Ever: Can't Figure Out how to Fill Gas
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wow.... [video=youtube;NBn0yWmbd5U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBn0yWmbd5U[/video]
At first I was like "well sometimes things are a bit daunting", but no. It's like she doesn't understand how to actually reach the other side of the vehicle or something. Oh my god pray for humans we are done evolving guys.
[QUOTE=The Janitor;46825689]At first I was like "well sometimes things are a bit daunting", but no. It's like she doesn't understand how to actually reach the other side of the vehicle or something. Oh my god pray for humans we are done evolving guys.[/QUOTE] to be fair, the tube doesn't reach all the way around
[QUOTE=LordCrypto;46825729]to be fair, the tube doesn't reach all the way around[/QUOTE] to be fair she couldnt figure out how make it so the tube doesnt have go all the way around. This isnt some rocket science here to figure out.
holy [I]FUCK[/I]. she literally cannot fathom why the fuck her filler isn't switching sides. jesus fuck this makes me anxious.
When I first opened this I was a bit fearful that it was a mistake I might make (I've never had to pump my own gas, it's illegal to do so in Oregon), but nope. Instead my head hurts a little now.
[QUOTE=Xyrofen;46825764]When I first opened this I was a bit fearful that it was a mistake I might make (I've never had to pump my own gas, it's illegal to do so in Oregon), but nope. Instead my head hurts a little now.[/QUOTE] Why is that illegal?
I thought spatial reasoning is second hand once you're past the age of 3.
[QUOTE=Anglor;46825790]Why is that illegal?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Mentalfloss]Jason lives in New Jersey, where the state legislature decided in 1949 that "because of the fire hazards directly associated with dispensing fuel, it is in the public interest that gasoline station operators have the control needed over that activity to ensure compliance with appropriate safety procedures."[/QUOTE] [URL=http://mentalfloss.com/article/18812/why-cant-you-pump-your-own-gas-oregon-and-new-jersey]Source[/URL]
[QUOTE=Xyrofen;46825764]When I first opened this I was a bit fearful that it was a mistake I might make (I've never had to pump my own gas, it's illegal to do so in Oregon), but nope. Instead my head hurts a little now.[/QUOTE] I forgot about that... I remember one time I was in Portland and I went to pump my gas and the guy came running out and saved the day by pumping my gas. What's the reason behind this again?
[QUOTE=Anglor;46825790]Why is that illegal?[/QUOTE] When you think about it, having a series of guns that shoot flammable liquid in a busy public place filled with cars sounds like a disaster waiting to happen so maybe I can see where Oregon is coming from? [editline]31st December 2014[/editline] I love how every time she gets out and sees that the filler isn't on the right hand side, she then goes and checks to see that it is still, in fact, on the left
"how do car???" [editline]30th December 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Trumple;46825955]When you think about it, having a series of guns that shoot flammable liquid in a busy public place filled with cars sounds like a disaster waiting to happen so maybe I can see where Oregon is coming from?[/QUOTE] I agree with this. Every time I go to get gas I call up my parents and my girlfriend and tell them that I love them, just in case I never see them again. Then, with my heart racing as if someone has a gun to my head, I begin pumping my own gas as other patrons dispense gas onto themselves and others while smoking cigarettes and playing with fireworks. One time, someone's car exploded. It was terrifying. Gas stations are really dangerous, guys. Only trained professionals should be allowed to pump gas, the average citizen doesn't need fully automatic gas dispensing nozzles! I could understand a small half gallon can in your car for emergencies to get you to the nearest professional, but not this!
[QUOTE=Nutnoze;46825910][URL=http://mentalfloss.com/article/18812/why-cant-you-pump-your-own-gas-oregon-and-new-jersey]Source[/URL][/QUOTE] Or, as someone posted in another thread, "to create jobs"
[QUOTE=Nutnoze;46825910][URL=http://mentalfloss.com/article/18812/why-cant-you-pump-your-own-gas-oregon-and-new-jersey]Source[/URL][/QUOTE] Are people so dumb that they manage ignite themselves or others somehow when they fueling their car?
[QUOTE=EskillV2;46826114]Are people so dumb that they manage ignite themselves or others somehow when they fueling their car?[/QUOTE] look at the topic you're posting in
[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;46826049] I agree with this. Every time I go to get gas I call up my parents and my girlfriend and tell them that I love them, just in case I never see them again. Then, with my heart racing as if someone has a gun to my head, I begin pumping my own gas as other patrons dispense gas onto themselves and others while smoking cigarettes and playing with fireworks. One time, someone's car exploded. It was terrifying. Gas stations are really dangerous, guys. Only trained professionals should be allowed to pump gas, the average citizen doesn't need fully automatic gas dispensing nozzles! I could understand a small half gallon can in your car for emergencies to get you to the nearest professional, but not this![/QUOTE] drawn out joke I imagine this law is some outdated law that never got removed for some reason or the other. It probably used to be a lot more dangerous than it is now. Have you ever considered the number of safety precautions that exist in modern cars and fuel stations so you don't injure yourself? Even so, accidents still happen. Not a big enough risk to require someone to fill your car up for you, but you can see where the law comes from
[video=youtube;tf4TIWECZ30]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf4TIWECZ30[/video] Perhaps she's related to this driver?
[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;46826230][video=youtube;tf4TIWECZ30]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf4TIWECZ30[/video] Perhaps she's related to this driver?[/QUOTE] It's scary to know people who are this stupid are allowed to be on the same road as everyone else
it's like they're actually aliens trying to fit into human society
i feel bad for people who have to pay for full service at a gas station, don't you have to tip those poor fuckers? or does the law account for that as well? couldn't imagine anybody pumping gas but myself, i guess it's just the way i learned to drive
[QUOTE=Nutnoze;46825910][URL=http://mentalfloss.com/article/18812/why-cant-you-pump-your-own-gas-oregon-and-new-jersey]Source[/URL][/QUOTE] As silly as it is I don't have to get out of my car, and its not like you'd go to New York for gas.
This person is allowed to vote
Is she American
The first time, I could see that, honest mistake. The second time, maybe she was just having a bad day. But then it [I]kept happening[/I]...
[QUOTE=B!N4RY;46826842]Is she American[/QUOTE] Clearly not
[QUOTE=B!N4RY;46826842]Is she American[/QUOTE] Well her car is left hand drive so probably not
[QUOTE=B!N4RY;46826842]Is she American[/QUOTE] is much of very funny for is stereotypes! and of obviously non american! you sir are of too many funnies!
[QUOTE=Binladen34;46826888]is much of very funny for is stereotypes! and of obviously non american! you sir are of too many funnies![/QUOTE] wow it's just a question relax
You guys realise the only reason it's illegal to pump your own gas in Oregon or in New Jersey is to create jobs, right?
[QUOTE=Dr.C;46826871]Well her car is left hand drive so probably not[/QUOTE] You mean right hand drive? And you can get right hand drive cars in the US, but they're not very common. But, yeah. If you look at the registration plates, they're clearly European.
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