Polygon plays the first 30 minutes of doom, these are the people who review video games - General

without further ado [video=youtube;9yYp8ZeQ-I8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yYp8ZeQ-I8[/video]

My dog can play better.

It looks like 2 people are playing on the same controller

Did they hire my Dad to play this for them?

This better be baby-easy mode... 22hp to 100hp from one glory kill? Infinite pistol ammo? What the fuck no.

the game looks alright honestly but the promotion and marketing for this game has been a complete disaster. Compare this to the recent gtx1080 video recently released.

"Hey Dan I bet 20 bucks that you can't play this game with your left foot" "Bring it on motherfucker"

Anyone notice the vault-tec logo at 6:45? :v:

is it just me or does there seem to be no aim assist at all for controllers? if that's the case.... lmao

Hahah, they disabled comments!

Polygon's staffed by idiots who don't know their own product, what else is new. These are the same people that like to give people crap for not following their ideology, it's pretty much garbage.

why are you giving them clicks, it only makes them want to produce more content.

[QUOTE=edberg;50310609]Anyone notice the vault-tec logo at 6:45? :v:[/QUOTE] Where?

[QUOTE=Ithon;50310647]why are you giving them clicks, it only makes them want to produce more content.[/QUOTE] many people enjoy watching garbage, for some its anime, to me its this

"No John you are the demons"

[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;50310650]Where?[/QUOTE] bottom left of airlock

This guy plays like me when I am trying to eat food at the same time, playing with one hand. Jesus christ, even then I can still play the game. This guy plays like he never played a FPS in his life, what the hell.

Yeah nah, I'll wait until some folks I actually like have their hands on the game. Brad of Giant Bomb will no doubt be not great at it, but at the same time he has been playing a LOT of the first Doom lately so who knows.

13:50 Oh my god. This is amazing.

"Polygon plays the first 5 minutes of Doom in half an hour" would be a more appropriate title, methinks.

I haven't finished the video yet, but any word if this was actually recorded on a PS4 or if they were playing on a PC with a PS4 controller? Because that vertical tearing is fucking horrible.

It looks like someone who has never played an FPS before. Or like one other FPS but they didn't play that for very long either.

I forget sometimes that people can even be this bad at video games.

People who review video games are shit at video games. What else is new? You honestly expect video game "journalists" to have a single fucking clue about games? Though it is absolutely hilarious.

I really like how Polygon opens up jobs like this to people with only one hand.

[QUOTE=mooman1080;50310974]People who review video games are shit at video games. What else is new? You honestly expect video game "journalists" to have a single fucking clue about games? Though it is absolutely hilarious.[/QUOTE] Legitimate journos who didn't just jump into industry from their degree because the requirements are so low are usually solid IE: Giant Bomb.

This is actually really sad. [editline]13th May 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=apurplerock;50310618]is it just me or does there seem to be no aim assist at all for controllers? if that's the case.... lmao[/QUOTE] I don't think Wolfenstein TNO had it and that was fine

[QUOTE=Super Muffin;50310796]13:50 Oh my god. This is amazing.[/QUOTE] OH FUCK I CAN'T AIM TIME TO RUN Fucking pathetic display I expect this to be taken down within a day

[QUOTE=spekter;50311079]Legitimate journos who didn't just jump into industry from their degree because the requirements are so low are usually solid IE: Giant Bomb.[/QUOTE] the guys at giant bomb may not be the best at video games but they clearly play them on a regular basis

[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;50311103]the guys at giant bomb may not be the best at video games but they clearly play them on a regular basis[/QUOTE] There's being not the best at video games, and then there's the dad who's never touched a game in his life who can't aim and move at the same time.