[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLb0YJYMstw[/media]
[quote]
SANTIAGO, Dominican Republic . - In Santiago a man intoxicated penis loses its supposedly after being attacked by a dog.
The odd thing is that now the dog does not appear.[/quote]
[url]http://www.noticiassin.com/2013/08/hombre-de-64-anos-pierde-su-parte-intima-algunos-senalan-un-perro-se-lo-desprendio/[/url]
Wow fuck that is a hell of a hangover
[quote]In Santiago a man intoxicated penis loses its supposedly after being attacked by a dog.[/quote]
wat
Yes I agree that hangover was hell.
It's not everyday that you wake up without a penis.
But for when you do, Penis Insurance⢠has you covered.
[QUOTE=elfbarf;41687523]wat[/QUOTE]
Eh the translation is kind of fucked.
I think the translator is going to have a hangover here soon too.
[quote]The odd thing is that now the dog does not appear.[/quote]
The dog is the magical penis-wizard of Argaroth who uses Penises... Peni... dicks... to strengthen his powers.
Revenge of the Penis Snatchers.
Sensationalist Headlines never fails to amaze me.
[quote]man intoxicated penis[/quote]
Intoxicated Penis Man.
A hero we deserve.
Reminds me of this:
[video=youtube;byDiILrNbM4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4[/video]
Minus the whole detachable thing, though.
Man, that dog's a dick.
Don't you hate it when you wake up and realize that your penis is gone?
This is the worst kind of horror.
Retranslation:
[QUOTE]SANTIAGO, Dominican Republic.- In Santiago an intoxicated man has lost his penis, supposedly having been attacked by a dog.
Strangely, the dog is nowhere to be found.[/QUOTE]
I can get banned for translating the full thing, can't I?
why is this news
who hasn't lost at least a few of their dicks
i mean this is like an average saturday night out
[editline]2nd August 2013[/editline]
i've lost 3 it's no big deal
[QUOTE=.Isak.;41688737]why is this news
who hasn't lost at least a few of their dicks
i mean this is like an average saturday night out
[editline]2nd August 2013[/editline]
i've lost 3 it's no big deal[/QUOTE]
Not everyone has a regenerating penis you know.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;41688731]Retranslation:
I can get banned for translating the full thing, can't I?[/QUOTE]
you can translate it i don't think anyone will care it's kind of a nice thing to do
Dammit, someone had their penis stolen last year too..
[url]https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/playlist/263676/Man-has-penis-stolen-by-masked-intruders-after-alleged-affairs[/url]
Reminds me of Bobbitt
Did he try looking under the couch?
Sometimes dogs hide things for later.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;41688731]Retranslation:
I can get banned for translating the full thing, can't I?[/QUOTE]
I don't think you would be banned for that.
the castration of the male race has begun
we were warned and we didn't listen
[QUOTE=Dr. Gestapo;41690462]the castration of the male race has begun
we were warned and we didn't listen[/QUOTE]
meanwhile on mra blogs "bitch castrates man for no reason, is not arrested"
(im prematurely sorry for starting sex debate i know you facepunch)
It's probably lightyears away by now and being put up in some alien bazaar to be used as an aphrodisiac
Everyone always blames the dog. "The dog ate my homework, the dog ate your penis" when does the madness end?
[video=youtube;SwuZIgdtHr4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwuZIgdtHr4[/video]
thought of this
Since some people don't read spanish, I'll translate.
[quote]
A drunk man from Santiago, Dominican Republic, lost his penis and suspects that it was a dog.
The funny thing is that it now the dog doesn't show up.
Geraldo Ralmos, 64, says that he doesn't remember what happened because he was intoxicated at the time of the incident.
However the locals say that the dog -something- to him before biting off his penis, a version Geraldo denies[/quote]
That something is probably misspelled in the article but I'm not a native speak so I wouldn't know what it means.
Now I'm wondering if waking up with a penis, whilst you didn't have one before you passed out, is a better or worse scenario.
reminds me so much of
[img]http://puu.sh/3SieI.gif[/img]
:v:
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