So it was back in November, the day Barak Obama was about to be elected for pres. Me and my friend went to a pizzeria around here and sat in and ate, while we watched the elections. He said "Hey I'm bored wanna do something?"
"Yeah man what you want to do?" I simply replied.
"Lets go to my car," He said and got up and we went to his car.
We sat down and he said wanna do something fun?
And i suspected it were to be weed, and it was.
He pulled out a baggie of marihuana and i was like I'm so down. So we rolled a joint and smoked it on the road, and my marihuana cherry was pop-a-lopped. :D While we were driving i noticed it seemed like my head was weightless and everything was very cheery outside, so i said "everything cherry fly kite" instead of everything is cheery outside. my friend was like "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?" and knee'd less to say, I was high and I'll never forget that moment :D
What about you?
Sorry about the spelling I was high when I wrote this.
Marihuana?
please tell me you're doing that on purpose
Haha yeah :]
I smoked a big bowl of mids with my friend. I didn't feel anything for the first, say, 4 hits. I kept taking more and more, and then all of them hit me at the same time and my vision was fucked up. I didn't expect cannabis to feel the way it did, it was pretty interesting. Then his dad ended up having to drive me home and it was a pretty shitty situation.
hmm my first time..
it was 4/20 and i had a can pipe so i sprinkled weed on the top and light it somehow.
even though i did i in a really retarded way i got really high and snorted some amp rails afterwards
About 5-6 years ago and barely remember anything besides making a huge mess in the kitchen.
well the first time I smoked I went into our small redneckville, retrieved my little friend and we commenced our trek down to the shitty beer can ridden camping area down by the local muddy river and each of us tried to roll a joint out of the weed using some bali shag papers I got out of a rollies pack. They both were really shitty and loose, both pinners, but we lit them up and smoked them, and I didnt really get stoned, as I get stoned nowadays, but like I guess I looked stoned but I was just really relaxed and we went and swung on the swings till our other buddy arrived
First time I got high was the 6th time I smoked and I smoked a bowl with my friend in my room blowing the smoke out the window and spraying air freshener like mad, and then as I got up to go turn the lights off, I realised my vision was really off, and so started walking around experiencing being stonnned for the first time, and then I started saying to my friend, I'm trippin man! over and over happily, before I sat down and watched TV with him pretty mezmerised by the whole effect, and I just hoped it'd be like that every time I smoked, and well needless to say every since Ive been doped out
I was sitting downstairs in my friends basement, up until like 6 in the morning while my friend was asleep. My friend's sister comes home at like 4 with a little bag of weed and a pipe which was actually a hollowed out tire guage. I suggest making one, they work really well :zoid:
At a party, and everyone there who was smoking knew I've never smoked, so they all gathered round, and the biggest pothead even gave me a shotgun (no homo). This was pretty recently actually. I took 6 hits, and at the time I was convinced I wasn't high even though I was giggling at EVERYTHING and felt super light headed.
I sucked a bong
no homo.
Well the first time I technically did it was when my friend convinced me .1 of a gram is enough for 2 people in a joint which it wasnt, but the time i burst it for good was when with the same person we had fat 1g joints
I couldnt get mad
i just really couldnt
My friend invited me over to his trailer for the night, which is really boring when it's just us. Anyways, he asked me If i wanted to smoke with him. I asked "Smoke what?", he then said "Weed!" with a big ass grin on his face. I of course said yes.
We smoked out of 3 things.
First was a bong water bottle...Too harsh!
Second was a straight pipe...Too hot!
Third was rolled in Cigarette paper...Just right!
We then sat down and browsed for music on his computer. We came upon "One night in bangkok", It sounded hilarious and I rolled on the floor laughing. I then crawl to his bedroom in the back, happy as a kid at christmas.
My mind racing, muscles twitching, distorted vision, everything having a happy vibe, and extreme munchies.
I miss weed...as a matter fact...FUCK IT!
I'm gonna go pick up a 20 sack. BBL!
[QUOTE=Rastaboy;15729934]
I miss weed...as a matter fact...FUCK IT!
I'm gonna go pick up a 20 sack. BBL![/QUOTE]
Cheers! :2bong:
First time I smoked it my whole body vibrated and my muscles were twitching like fuck.
I went to my uncles house and smoked with my friend. I smoked a joint and a bowl pack. I walked around for like 2 hours just fucking laughing my ass off. Then i went upstairs and started playing the bass and my aunt walked in from work and shes like wow you look really really bored. Im like yeah lol, im "bored" as hell. My uncle is only 24 and my aunt is 19. My friend is my aunts little brother. I then fell asleep and my friend and my uncle tried waking me up to smoke more.
Twas a midwinter night and me and my friends would always just go on these little 3AM adventures and they would usually get high before I showed up and I would never ask for any weed because I'll admit I was a bit nervous.
But this night, one of our friends, Matt, the hookup man as far as weed goes, was late.
He had trouble getting dro and had to settle with mids from some other dealer or something, I forget the specifics, point is, they were late smoking since I was actually there this time, and they were like "we should get Nolan high!"
And I figured I might as well at this point since otherwise I would be stuck with them sober out in the cold till around 3AM.
So we left for this deserted playground with this big ass tunnel by it that goes under a highway that barely anyone drives by, there was also this nature trail that was probably not that big, but seemed long to someone who was high for the first time.
We sat on top of the tunnel entrance and smoked two joints if I remember correctly. I coughed alot, nearly to the point of puking, mainly because I was a pussy bitch who didn't know how to take a proper hit just yet, and as a result, swallowed smoke.
After we smoked we just sat there talking, and I didn't feel shit, so then we stood up and decided to run to the playground, as it looked more appealing all of a sudden, mainly because we were high, and I [I]was[/I] high, but didn't know it just yet.
We ended up racing to the swings, laughing like hyenas, pushing eachother down as we went along, I figured I was just sober but having fun. I forgot it was 40 degrees fahrenheit outside (cold for Florida) and that I should've been shivering given my clothing. we sat on the swings for all of two seconds when my buddy Austin pointed towards the nature trail/woods and said something along the lines of "Holy shit bro".
To me the entrance looked like the mouth of a giant green leafy monster (not literally of course, I wasn't hallucinating) and we all simultaneously decided to rush into this nature trail in the middle of the night like idiots, even thought it was so dark we could barely see each other even when close by. Guided by the lights of our cell phones, I realized that the inside of this nature trail was creepy and seemed like an entirely different world. This is where I came to the realization that I was happy and scared as hell at the same time, and that such a strange combination of emotions for me could only mean I was high, then I realized how insignificant I was on a universal scale, and I tried to convey this, but it came out poorly in the sentence "Holy shit, I exist!".
Everyone cracked up and we kept running through this nature trail even though we could barely see the trail or each other and I almost ran into a tree at one point.
After what seemed like forever (we were even afraid that we had gone the wrong way and would end up walking for miles at some point) but was probably five minutes, we emerged on the other side of the nature trail, still hyper as hell. We played on the playground like schoolchildren for a while and ran back through the tunnel (which seemed really long and godly) to Matt's car.
We smoked another joint and then we teleported to some convenience store (or at least it totally seemed that way since I zoned out during the drive), and I made my first stoned purchase. I have a feeling the guy behind the counter knew I was stoned since it took me forever to get my cash together for about 10 bucks worth of munchies and I miscounted change at least twice. The worst part of it though, was when I finally got my money together, Matt and Rob threw their shit in front of me and asked me to pay for it. They told me they were going to do this earlier since I didn't pay for any of the weed like they did, but I forgot, and as a result I had to recount money again.
And the rest of the night I forget.
I think we went back to Rob's place and I fell asleep watching some throwed movie on his computer.
That's deep.
How can you even remember that much Tendercrisp?
My first time i was in grade 9 at a party, i had a bottle of bourbon and by the time i'd almost polished the bottle there was like one drink left in it, some 13 year old kid trying to look cool infront of his girlfriend gave me a 10 bag for it, so me and my mates continued to roll 2 joints went around the back of the house a smoked up.
I was that smashed that everytime someone asked me something it would take atleast 10 seconds to answer the question, then i'd think to myself wait.. did he ask me that quesiton just then, or did he ask me that 10 minutes ago...
I then proceeded to keep drinking and eventually nature called and i went to piss in a shrub and just as i'd finished i think i fell backwards onto the ground with my fly still un-done. Thankfully only my mate saw as he was pissing right beside me to.
I started hitting on that 13 year old kids girlfriend ( it's not that bad =P i was only 15 ) and in what seemed like forever i eventually got a kiss from her while she was sitting next to her boyfriend who was wasted as fuck.. he even shook my hand after i did it.. at that point i realized just how high i really was.
Lol 13 year old kids. You get some pretty cool ones, the rest are just little dicks.
[QUOTE=Anthrax713;15816294]How can you even remember that much Tendercrisp?[/QUOTE]
idk, when I'm high I'll forget shit that's five minutes apart.
But a week or two after the event I'll remember a good portion of what happened.
First time I smoked, I was laughing for 3 hours straight.
My friend's brother is probably one of the most infamous dealers in the small town we were living in at the time. We were both 13, and he was around 17 or 18 at the time. Anyways, he asked us one day if we wanted to try something that would make us feel good (stereotypical hippie catchphrase, I know) and we said yes. He rolled us a joint to share and we took turns toking and coughing violently, all while watching that Godzilla movie that came out in 2000. It was a pretty good first time, I think.
I walked into my friends house one day and smelt an amazing smell in the air. I was like wtf is that? He opened the garage door and exposed my eyes to well over 40 plants. I was like FUUUUUCK. I was already down to do it whenever I got the chance, so we grabbed a bong and they taught me how to use it. And man did I use it, I was fucking baked and it was one of the greatest days ever.
I was at one of the first parties I'd been to with my mates, it was in a field with about five tents. All of them were full, all the people smoking weed were in one tent, which wasn't even set up. They were using my flashlight so I was waiting outside, a mate of mine came up to me and asked if I wanted a toke so I did. Got a bit blazed then I went to see another one of my friends and he gave me a bottle of vodka with about 1/4 of it left, so called I downed all of it in one. I don't remember there being that much in it though. :P
I was in that tent, and i given you that vodka. Yes you did drink it all, but everyone was too stoned to care, and i just laughed a lot.
I feel like I've posted this story at least a dozen times on this forum.
[QUOTE=Pepin;15898112]I feel like I've posted this story at least a dozen times on this forum.[/QUOTE]
What story?
I had a bud cookie the first time i truly got super baked. Me and my friend ate them during 3rd period right before the bell for passing period began in the bathrooms (ghetto I know). Then during 4th period my friend said something ridiculous and then i started laughing, this huge whoosh of like relaxation just shot out through my body and then everything seemed so much larger and greater than it was.
I began thinking we were in a different time of the existence of Earth. I felt as if I was still in school but it was place in Tuscon in the Sahara Desert on Mars. People walked around school wearing Star Trek outfits with precise haircuts and styles while they carried thin notebooks that held all of the information they needed. When kids came or left to school their notebooks transformed (like in Transformers) into spaceships that they would use to fly from school. I swear I even saw someone fly away. When I looked into the sky all I saw was a thin layer of ozone and I could see the stars in the distance. My field of view was so restricted that if i barely turned left or right i couldn't make out what was happening around me.
When my high ended in Anatomy 5th period I began to see colours flashing before my eyes and I saw Harrison Ford get shot and put into a body cast. I also couldn't stop farting for some reason but hey I guess that's what happens when you trip really hard.
[QUOTE=Pr0vologne;15908232]I had a bud cookie the first time i truly got super baked. Me and my friend ate them during 3rd period right before the bell for passing period began in the bathrooms (ghetto I know). Then during 4th period my friend said something ridiculous and then i started laughing, this huge whoosh of like relaxation just shot out through my body and then everything seemed so much larger and greater than it was.
I began thinking we were in a different time of the existence of Earth. I felt as if I was still in school but it was place in Tuscon in the Sahara Desert on Mars. People walked around school wearing Star Trek outfits with precise haircuts and styles while they carried thin notebooks that held all of the information they needed. When kids came or left to school their notebooks transformed (like in Transformers) into spaceships that they would use to fly from school. I swear I even saw someone fly away. When I looked into the sky all I saw was a thin layer of ozone and I could see the stars in the distance. My field of view was so restricted that if i barely turned left or right i couldn't make out what was happening around me.
When my high ended in Anatomy 5th period I began to see colours flashing before my eyes and I saw Harrison Ford get shot and put into a body cast. I also couldn't stop farting for some reason but hey I guess that's what happens when you trip really hard.[/QUOTE]
"Post the moment you busted your marihuana nut!"
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