[b]Hey mods, I'm not sure if this belongs in general discussion. I couldn't think of anywhere else. If it belongs elsewhere, my apologies. :love: [/b]
So last night, I had a dream.
Garry was trying to make this sort of virtual reality game, that involved injecting a syringe of nanobots into your bloodstream, that tricked your brain into thinking it was in a game. [highlight]So yes, in essence, it was a form of drug.[/highlight]
Anyway, I, for some strange reason, volunteered to let Garry test it upon me.
[b]MISTAKE.[/b]
You know how people say you can't feel pain when you're dreaming? [b]BULLSHIT,[/b] Garry laid me down on a table, strapped me down, and injected me with his big mighty syringe. The pain that followed was incomprehensible. I was writhing. It was all in my mind, yet I felt every sensation of it.
Garry howled with laughter as I screamed bloody murder, and at length, I woke up. I could still feel the pain for a second before I realized I was awake, and it went away.
So from now on, I'll refer to Garry as [b]Garry Krueger[/b]. LOLGETIT?
What the christ?
Not the first time hearing such story
How cute.
Shitty post, good sir.
Intriguing.
It is always good to dream about the internet
I suppose youve seen a shitty movie named Gamer?
[QUOTE]Garry laid me down on a table, strapped me down, and injected me with his big mighty syringe[/QUOTE]
Wait, what?
[QUOTE=PyromanDan;19224901]I suppose youve seen a shitty movie named Gamer?[/QUOTE]
No sir.
[QUOTE=Snakess]Wait, what? [/QUOTE]
Hahaha, I didn't catch that.
Garry injected you with his big syringe, sounds more like a gay dream.
Was it by any chance a wet dream?
Also it wasnt a dream youre in his game now.
[QUOTE=PyromanDan;19224901]I suppose youve seen a shitty movie named Gamer?[/QUOTE]Serial Experiments Lain, anyone?
What the flying fuck? I've had some fucked up dreams like that. And it is true, you can feel pain in dreams.
To add to dreams, I fucking hate it when you are trying to run in your dreams but your legs feel like jelly and you can't fucking run. You can walk, but just not run. Damn REM paralysis.
Don't get out much do you
ugh
[QUOTE=Okeydokeyman;19224808]Garry laid me down on a table, strapped me down, and injected me with his big mighty syringe.[/QUOTE]
I hear that's how people used to get gold member
[QUOTE=Zeke129;19225030]I hear that's how people used to get gold member[/QUOTE]
Just how long have you been Gold..?
Woah.
Garry, what have you been doing. :colbert:
How did Hezzy suck a big and mighty syringe? It must've hurt.
[QUOTE=Okeydokeyman;19224808][b]Hey mods, I'm not sure if this belongs in general discussion. I couldn't think of anywhere else. If it belongs elsewhere, my apologies. :love: [/b]
So last night, I had a dream.
Garry was trying to make this sort of virtual reality game, that involved injecting a syringe of nanobots into your bloodstream, that tricked your brain into thinking it was in a game. [highlight]So yes, in essence, it was a form of drug.[/highlight]
Anyway, I, for some strange reason, volunteered to let Garry test it upon me.
[b]MISTAKE.[/b]
You know how people say you can't feel pain when you're dreaming? [b]BULLSHIT,[/b] Garry laid me down on a table, strapped me down, and injected me with his big mighty syringe. The pain that followed was incomprehensible. I was writhing. It was all in my mind, yet I felt every sensation of it.
Garry howled with laughter as I screamed bloody murder, and at length, I woke up. I could still feel the pain for a second before I realized I was awake, and it went away.
So from now on, I'll refer to Garry as [b]Garry Krueger[/b]. LOLGETIT?[/QUOTE]
See, the dream was actually you transitioning into VR.
We're just nanobots in your brain, now.
im a cancer nanobot vroooooom
*cough*
erhm, yeah.. dream.
<.<
>.>
I inject facepunch directly into my balls
[QUOTE=Stickmoose;19225212]I inject facepunch directly into my balls[/QUOTE]
That's a great way to get sterile really fast.
I want to see a response from Garry.
[QUOTE=Stickmoose;19225212]I inject facepunch directly into my balls[/QUOTE]
Your balls must be fat and socially inept.
[QUOTE=Okeydokeyman;19224808] Garry laid me down on a table, strapped me down[/QUOTE]
Wet dream?
[QUOTE=Dr Pepper;19225260]I want to see a response from Garry.[/QUOTE]
Seconded.
:ninja:
[QUOTE=Okeydokeyman;19224808]Garry laid me down on a table, strapped me down, and injected me with his big mighty syringe.[/QUOTE]
I've never laughed so hard.
EDIT: Garry has a big mighty penis. I get it okey dockey man.
[QUOTE=Dr Pepper;19225260]I want to see a response from Garry.[/QUOTE]
I third this motion
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