[quote]One of the AFL's most respected and admired former champions is drinking his own urine as he continues his fight against cancer.
Former Melbourne Demons ruckman and now club president Jim Stynes has also replaced his daily coffee with a specially brewed coffee enema to flush toxins from his body.
In what can only be described as a frank account of his fight for survival, Stynes lays bare his struggle – and use of alternative medicines in the powerful Channel Nine documentary Every Heart Beats True, the Jim Stynes Story.
"It boosts my immune system," Stynes says of drinking his own urine, "and apparently it's the best multi-vitamin you can take."[/quote]
Source: [url]http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=7961301[/url]
The Sniper will like this guy.
[i][b]AW PISS![/i][/b]
Jarate!
I guess you can say... some people will get [i]pissed[/i] about it.
Bear Grylls will be cancer free.
terrible bear grylls jokes inbound
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aw fuck
AFL, Why did I think of Farcy 2?
I have been shown who is the boss - The Spy~
This just takes the piss
What an idiot. There's a reason you piss that stuff out.
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;24823752]What an idiot. There's a reason you piss that stuff out.[/QUOTE]
To drink again? :downs:
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;24823752]What an idiot. There's a reason you piss that stuff out.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;24823752]What an idiot. There's a reason you piss that stuff out.[/QUOTE]
Piss is one of the most sterile things from your body?
[QUOTE=Assburgers;24823840]Piss is one of the most sterile things from your body?[/QUOTE]
And then it goes outside your body. Then, it turns into poison.
Still, you piss it out for a reason.
[QUOTE=Assburgers;24823840]Piss is one of the most sterile things from your body?[/QUOTE]Yes. Your point being?
It's nothing more than waste products.
piss does not have vitamins in it what a tard
[QUOTE=Levithan;24823911]piss does not have vitamins in it what a tard[/QUOTE]
it does lol
it also has the minerals
Urine actually makes you more thirsty due to its high salt content, or something.
[QUOTE=Assburgers;24823840]Piss is one of the most sterile things from your body?[/QUOTE]
Bleach is one of the most sterile things you might find in your home
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;24823752]What an idiot. There's a reason you piss that stuff out.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;24823896]Yes. Your point being?
It's nothing more than waste products.[/QUOTE]
[quote]Fallacy: Urine is a biological waste, which contains a host of micro-organisms.
Fact: Urine is only a derivative of the blood. It is a fluid, which has tremendous variations of composition. These excess elements from the circulating blood are filtered and collected within the kidney in the form of a purified, sterile, watery solution called urine. This is almost free from all kinds of microorganisms like bacteria.
Fallacy: The body has excreted it because it does not need it anymore.
Fact: The function of the kidneys is not excretion, but regulation. The kidneys do not filter out important elements in the blood not because those elements are toxic or dangerous for the body, but simply because the body is not in need of that particular concentration of the element at the time it was excreted . Researchers have observed that [B]urine, because it is actually extracted from our blood, contains small amounts of almost all the life-sustaining elements, enzymes, proteins, hormones, antibodies and immunising agents that our blood contains.[/B][/quote]
from [url]http://www.ayurvedic-medicines.org/ayurveda/urine-therapy.htm[/url]
[url=http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=medical+benefits+of+urine&aq=f&aqi=g1&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=]google and read about it yourself[/url]
fallacy: body excretes stuff because it doesn't need it
fact: body excretes stuff because it doesn't need it
I don't trust that quote. It addresses almost semantic mistakes in the "fallacies" and makes similar mistakes in the "facts"
But piss tastes horrible.
...wait, I didn't mean to say that.
It's still piss, and I still ain't drinking it.
If I was like Grylls and earned money for drinking piss, then sure. Otherwise I think not.
piss is like sperm. only some people drink it because others think it's icky. you'd be surprised at how many nutrients there are in piss and jizz.
[QUOTE=frankie penis;24824865]piss is like sperm. only some people drink it because others think it's icky. you'd be surprised at how many nutrients there are in piss and jizz.[/QUOTE]
But it comes from penis
I drink so much, my urin is basicly water.
I drink it.
[QUOTE=varjnaam;24824887]But it comes from penis[/QUOTE]
Saliva comes from your mouth, so?
[QUOTE=ThePuska;24824426]
I don't trust that quote. It addresses almost semantic mistakes in the "fallacies" and makes similar mistakes in the "facts"[/QUOTE]
mmkay
even though you entirely misinterpreted it, go ahead and read one of the billion other pages on the subject
So wait, if I piss in a clean bottle I can drink it?
D:
[QUOTE=BmB;24824936]So wait, if I piss in a clean bottle I can drink it?
D:[/QUOTE]
up to six times
on the seventh it becomes too toxic to drink
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