A Bird Stole My Powerade - General

That's right, it was obviously very thirsty. So what happened is I have a trampoline, being the unusual fellow that I am, I enjoy using the trampoline and laughing and flailing my arms around while on it, almost falling off. My other hobbies involve running up and down the hallway enough times to break the carpet and damage the foundation of the house. Of course this isn't when I'm playing Bad Company 2, which was precisely what I was doing at the time of the incident. I had left the back door open from my trampoline break from Bad Company 2 (The i7 takes 20 seconds to load, adequate time for a flail-bounce) and I heard the flutter of wings. A bird had flown into my house, into the room where I was playing Bad Company 2 and stole my powerade! It was really unusual! It looked like this [img]http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/10d-16/assateague-seagull.jpg[/img]

Okay... What do you want me to do about it?

Haha, some of that post... At least the bird will be able keep hydrated.

Where is that gif of the bird stealing a bag of chips from the store?

[QUOTE=rieda1589;21344565]Okay... What do you want me to do about it?[/QUOTE] Buy me a new powerade.

A monkey once stole my water bottle.

and how exactly will that bird drink?

catch the bird and eat it

There sure are alot of threads concerning animals and BC2

[QUOTE=Kappa169;21344593]catch the bird and eat it[/QUOTE] It's gone, and it's got my powerade. How am I going to catch something that's flown away? [quote=Noodle Ninja]There sure are alot of threads concerning animals and BC2[/quote] That's because BC2 emits a high pitched tone that attracts the animal kingdom.

If it could grab onto it and hold it so easily, it must be [b]power[/b]ful.

[QUOTE=Noodle Ninja;21344594]There sure are alot of threads concerning animals and BC2[/QUOTE] It's [i]almost[/i] as if people are trolling. :haw:

It was a fuckin' miracle [IMG]http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b67/DrewTheHeretic/fuckinmiracles.png[/IMG]

A dog stole my McNuggets.

I say GLOBAL CONSPIRACY

Playing BC2 seems to attract animals :tinfoil: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=923357[/url]

[QUOTE=TtIiVv;21344613]A dog stole my McNuggets.[/QUOTE] Now [i]that's[/i] just taking it too far. I hope you had a word with that dog. :c00lbert:

A mountain lion stole my parody thread

eat it

[QUOTE=jlj1;21344667]Playing BC2 seems to attract animals :tinfoil: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=923357[/url][/QUOTE] And those animals are [i]bad company[/i] :downsrim:

a seagull? the scavenger of all scavengers here in Ontario

Haha that's hilarious. Birds only fly in to my window and kill themselves. D:

I have a feeling cow walked past my house parody threads are going to come in sheer numbers

shoot the bird. sell to homeless person. buy moar powerade. profit.

Threads like these are why I signed on this forum :D

[QUOTE=Kappa169;21344593]catch the bird and eat it[/QUOTE] And hopefully it will be filled with delicous Powerade.

[img]http://i42.tinypic.com/1zzm3d3.gif[/img]

I am truely sorry for your loss. :frown:

I will hunt it down and kill it.

Obviously you haven't been filling your bird bath with powerade enough.