[PHOTO] Replace your bokeh with DONGS in 5 easy steps
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Imagine this.
You're taking a picture of an object at night, aperture is wide, shutter speed is lighting-fast. There are street lamps behind the object and they're all blurry. It comes out nice but there's something missing. "oh gee" you think, "this picture lacks something. I know!. It lacks [b]dongs in the background[/b].
Today I will show you how to have dongs in the background.
You will need:
paper
scissors
manual ability to cut out dongs out of paper
a camera
one eye
[B]STEP ONE[/B]
Take a look at your lenses. Which one has the widest aperture available? Pick that one. Now use your eyes and look at the front. Memorize the radius of your lens, you can use a lens cap for reference.
[B]STEP TWO[/B]
Take the paper you've prepared earlier and scissors. Cut out a circle a little bit smaller than the front of your lens.
[B]STEP THREE[/B]
Use scissors again to cut out a juicy dong in the circle. Here's my dong if you're not sure what I mean.
[URL=http://imgur.com/t6v9f.jpg][IMG]http://imgur.com/t6v9f.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
[B]STEP FOUR[/B]
Stick the dong-circle into your lens so it is in front. Contrary to what you might be thinking, you [B]WILL[/B] be able to see through if your dong is the right size.
[B]STEP FIVE[/B]
Set the widest aperture possible and take a picture with some light in a distance. Normally, those lights would become blurry circles. Now, they will become blurry DONGS!
[B]PRESENTATION[/B]
Here is what it will look like. I used a Nikon 50mm f/1.4 lens because of it's huge aperture. I whipped a picture for you real quick.
DONGLESS:
[URL=http://imgur.com/mcJSQ.jpg][IMG]http://imgur.com/mcJSQ.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
DONGFUL:
[URL=http://imgur.com/Czu0v.jpg][IMG]http://imgur.com/Czu0v.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
that is such a great idea. will try in the near future
Brb offering to take pictures of my friends at night.
This is brilliant.
I've always wondered how to add dongs to my photos. Now I know. Thank you OP
A++
We did this at school the other day. Except we didn't make dongs.
[QUOTE=johan_sm;24932304]Brb offering to take pictures of my friends at night.[/QUOTE]
All of my friends will be forced to have this as there display picture on Facebook.
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