Last night, my laptop ordered pizza all by itself.
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Title is basically a good summary of what happened.
Every night, I use my laptop to watch something on Hulu+ before I go to sleep. Last night I chose to watch two episodes of The Office. Nothing major.
As it is with all people my age, I have a tendency to check my emails often. With my laptop open and a browser already right there, I did what any normal person would do and check their email. And that's when I see this:
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As it were, I went to bed at around 10:30 after I finished my Clay Soldiers arena, took me about 5 minutes to clean up before I went into bed, and I opened up my laptop and Hulu was already up in my browser so I just started watching from there.
The TV session ended at around 11:10. As you know pizza takes about 40 minutes to arrive after the order is placed. I go to my email, see that above email, and jump up, look outside, and indeed, there was a black Civic outside of my house with the Dominos sign above it. After a stream of profanities I throw on a shirt and run down to explain to the guy I have no idea how the fuck an order was placed (let alone the last order I placed, to the detail.) He took the pizza back to the store and said he's explain to his manager. I tipped him for his trouble and returned upstairs and looked at the tabs in my laptop. The one on the very left was a Domino's pizza tracker tab. And, yes, it was tracking that very order. So, somehow, my Chrome refreshed and sent the same order in, with my credit card info and everything, without my knowledge.
I'm 100% sure it's not a virus as I reinstalled Windows on my laptop very recently and run Ninite every time, installing Avast.
So far, the payment is pending on my debit card, and I might call my bank. But I figured Facepunch would enjoy this story of computational sentience. :v:
RAT or someone (including you) ordered it.
No other possibilities.
Your laptop is rebelling and taking control of it self.
You'll have to put it down before it cause further damage to human life.
And pizza, more importantly.
[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;31526558]Your laptop is rebelling and taking control of it self.
You'll have to put it down before it cause further damage to human life.
And pizza, more importantly.[/QUOTE]
Maybe it's angry that I hackintoshed it once.
It was a Google prank, they did it for a lot of people. You were one of the lucky ones, I got a thousand concrete dildos delivered.
According to Pizza Tracker they were supposed to be here ten minutes ago!
[QUOTE=ItsGary;31526591]According to Pizza Tracker they were supposed to be here ten minutes ago![/QUOTE]
What's the history of cinco de maya?
[QUOTE=smurfy;31526587]It was a Google prank, they did it for a lot of people. You were one of the lucky ones, I got a thousand concrete dildos delivered.[/QUOTE]
But if I was billed for the pizza...
Shit man, how much did they bill you?
Your laptop is going to be pissed because it didn't get its pizza.
your laptop wanted a pizza u fucking monster it must be starving I demand u feed it a slice of pizza right now
[QUOTE=Rubs10;31526634]Your laptop is going to be pissed because it didn't get its pizza.[/QUOTE]
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It's hungry.
No way, my laptop did the exact same, except it ordered a box of 12-inch dildos to my address.
Aww, the title makes you look like a proud parent.
"Last night, Li'l Lappy ordered pizza ALL BY HIMSELF! He's growing up so fast!"
Otherwise that is unusual.
[QUOTE=Justjake274;31526771]Aww, the title makes you look like a proud parent.
"Last night, Li'l Lappy ordered pizza ALL BY HIMSELF! He's growing up so fast!"
Otherwise that is unusual.[/QUOTE]
How do you know I didn't train my laptop to become sentient? :eng101:
"I cant let you do that Protocol7"
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RAT.
Don't deny it, it can happen very easily.
I dunno about you but suprise morning pizza is always a bonus
My laptop did the same without me touching it at all - except it was a large carton of gay porn.
[QUOTE=itsDivine;31526833]RAT.
Don't deny it, it can happen very easily.[/QUOTE]
What's RAT?
[QUOTE=FlashFireSix;31526847]I dunno about you but suprise morning pizza is always a bonus[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but close to midnight pizza (that you unknowingly paid for) isn't.
I'm sorry but your laptop is a pizza shit.
[QUOTE=Protocol7;31526888]What's RAT?
Yeah, but close to midnight pizza (that you unknowingly paid for) isn't.[/QUOTE]
Remote Access Trojan. It is able to control your computer and do things unknowingly.
next, you'll have mail order brides at your door.
[editline]4th August 2011[/editline]
on second thought, that might be nice
[QUOTE=itsDivine;31526922]Remote Access Trojan. It is able to control your computer and do things unknowingly.[/QUOTE]
The only websites it's been on are Hulu, Gmail, Facebook, Facepunch, Domino's and Jimmy John's.
And it's virus protected, so I dunno.
You should have accepted the Pizza anyhow :v:
[QUOTE=Protocol7;31526888]What's RAT?
Yeah, but close to midnight pizza (that you unknowingly paid for) isn't.[/QUOTE]
If I had already been billed and payed for the pizza, I would of probably just accepted my delicious fate and had the midnight snack of kings
[QUOTE=Protocol7;31526941]The only websites it's been on are Hulu, Gmail, Facebook, Facepunch, Domino's and Jimmy John's.
And it's virus protected, so I dunno.[/QUOTE]
I highly doubt that your computer could do that all by itself. I'd get it checked out or something.
[QUOTE=itsDivine;31527032]I highly doubt that your computer could do that all by itself. I'd get it checked out or something.[/QUOTE]
Now I'm half tempted to make a facebook for my laptop. :v:
I really want Dominoes pizza now and its 9:45 AM. Thanks a lot OP.
Another reason laptops are better then desktops. They order pizzas.
[QUOTE=smurfy;31526587]It was a Google prank, they did it for a lot of people. You were one of the lucky ones, I got a thousand concrete dildos delivered.[/QUOTE]
I somehow ended up with a 1/6 scale statuette of Jay Leno made out of fiberglass...
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