North Korean "masters of deception" may be planning "multiple missile tests" - American military int - Polidicks

[quote]Intelligence suggests that North Korea may be planning "multiple missile launches" in the coming days beyond two Musudan mobile missiles it has placed along its east coast, a senior Pentagon official told CNN on Wednesday. The official did not have specifics on the numbers of other missiles and launchers spotted on U.S. imagery. The official said the North Koreans are military "masters of deception" and may have planned all along to focus the world's attention on the Musudans while they plan multiple launches of other missiles, which is a tactic they have used in the past. But the United States is less troubled about the movement of the other missile launchers, a second Pentagon official told CNN. "We've been seeing some launchers moving around. These are smaller and don't cause us as much concerns," the official said. "We think these movements are within seasonal norms for their exercises." But he didn't discount the possibility that they might launch some of those, as they often do.[/quote] [url]http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/10/world/asia/koreas-tensions/index.html?hpt=hp_t2[/url]

Oh fuck multiple!?? We're totally fucked.

"masters of deception" :v:

Who knows, maybe they're plotting something horrendous. Maybe... Maybe they are cooperating with the [B]ILLUMINATI[/B]? :tinfoil:

[QUOTE=Grocel;40232746]"masters of deception" :v:[/QUOTE] They said that something would happen today, nobody believed them, and then nothing happened. Clearly these are the masters of deception, doing exactly what everyone thought they would do.

[QUOTE=CheezyCakez;40232764]Maybe... Maybe they are cooperating with the [B]ILLUMINATI[/B]? :tinfoil:[/QUOTE]don't be silly the Illuminati are obviously on Obamantichrist's side

Two of these bad boys could wipe us all out. [IMG]http://puu.sh/2xo9U[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Occlusion;40232816]Two of these bad boys could wipe us all out. [IMG]http://puu.sh/2xo9U[/IMG][/QUOTE] haha man look at this gif that's been posted in every north korea thread betcha haven't seen it yet

They're such masters of deception, they tell us everything they do.

Meh, I don't give a shit about what my country's intelligence says, I want to hear it from someone else

[QUOTE=TheTalon;40232863]Meh, I don't give a shit about what my country's intelligence says, I want to hear it from someone else[/QUOTE] Korea may be planning multiple missile tests.

[QUOTE=johnsten;40232825]haha man look at this gif that's been posted in every north korea thread betcha haven't seen it yet[/QUOTE] I hadn't seen it?

[QUOTE=Occlusion;40232816]Two of these bad boys could wipe us all out. [IMG]http://puu.sh/2xo9U[/IMG][/QUOTE] Kim is also launching one himself. This one is capable of hitting the US mainland. [t]https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/604032_563505550348653_2069028535_n.jpg[/t]

I like how everyone thinks NK is somesort of blunderous cartoon villain, keep in mind the technological level of Vietnam at the time of the vietnam war and those motherfuckers were masters of deception for sure. Bottom line, it's completely deluded to think NK isn't good at anything and laugh at everything they do automatically.

We're doomed aren't we?

[QUOTE=Virtanen;40233178]I like how everyone thinks NK is somesort of blunderous cartoon villain, keep in mind the technological level of Vietnam at the time of the vietnam war and those motherfuckers were masters of deception for sure. Bottom line, it's completely deluded to think NK isn't good at anything and laugh at everything they do automatically.[/QUOTE] North Korea is essentially sheltered. While I agree that we shouldn't keep our guards down, they've proven their ignorance several times already. I'd like to believe this would end up as a simple world leader debate, but they've shown too much arrogance to let it stop there.

North Korea isn't going to nuke the US. North Korea isn't going to nuke Japan, China or South Korea. [sp]North Korea is going to nuke the moon, unless we pay them one billion, trillion, gazillion dollars.[/sp]

Deception? More like: Masters of Hollow Threats Masters of Dickwaving Masters of not knowing when to quit Masters of not shutting the hell up etc.

[QUOTE=Ymir;40232842]They're such masters of deception, they tell us everything they do.[/QUOTE] Not really. It is western media that is telling us everything. Who might the real master of deception be?

North Koreans confirmed for decepticons. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rkGheix.png[/IMG]

they're probably making the communist counter-part of liberty prime.

Why is everyone so open about what North Korea? What if it's all a conspiracy?

[QUOTE=IQ-Guldfisk;40235199]Why is everyone so open about what North Korea? What if it's all a conspiracy?[/QUOTE] Your first question doesn't make any sense

Masters of deception would be if they got us thinking that theyre a weak country begging for attention, when they actually have the firepower to burn the fucking earth to the ground. Yet we'd think "That cant be possible, its all over the news about how dumb NK is!", but what we actually didnt know was that the NK was manipulating the Media everywhere. Mystery solved, see you all in facepunchafterlife.com

[QUOTE=D3TBS;40235679]Mystery solved, see you all in facepunch.xxx[/QUOTE] fixd

[QUOTE=D3TBS;40235679]Masters of deception would be if they got us thinking that theyre a weak country begging for attention, when they actually have the firepower to burn the fucking earth to the ground. Yet we'd think "That cant be possible, its all over the news about how dumb NK is!", but what we actually didnt know was that the NK was manipulating the Media everywhere. Mystery solved, see you all in facepunchafterlife.com[/QUOTE]M. Night Shyamalan of course being Kim Jong-Un's top military consultant. Or perhaps he's managed to seize control of the Patriots' AI and is waiting for the US to completely mobilize so that they can launch their missiles unharmed! In all seriousness though, I wouldn't be surprised if they're going for a "Boy Who Cried Wolf" tactic until the point where nobody gives a shit and they have the means available to carry out their goal.