[quote]TERRIFIED locals in a South American town are running scared after a strange creature they describe as "Gollum" crawled out of a lake and charged schoolkids.
The beast — which has "sparked fear and confusion" in the small town of Cerro Azul, Panama — was spotted on Saturday when four 14 to 16-year-olds were playing by the waterfront.
According to their account, reported by Panamanian news service Telemetro, the youngsters "screamed" when the five-foot creature emerged from a cave and started clambouring over rocks towards them "as if to attack them". [/quote]
Source: [url]http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2642152/Mystery-beast-terrified-kids.html[/url]
[img]http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00890/Gollum-380_890683a.jpg[/img]
That doesn't....
Wow...
Only in Africa are rare and unknown... WAIT wtf is that? Looks to be a deformed human.
This creature is pretty good, and I'm gonna let you see it, but CHINA HAS ONE OF THE BEST MUTATED CREATURES OF ALL TIME
peace
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What the hell is that thing
It looks like a hairless sloth.
Why did they have to kill it :mad: I hope it's fake.
Why do people keep on killing creatures that are intresting
Lol half the source article was lord of the rings-junk instead of actual news.
It's the sun, its fake.
[quote]the five-foot creature emerged from a cave and started clambouring over rocks towards them[/quote]
Oh wow, that'd freak anyone out. A fucking ugly, unidentified creature attacks you out of fucking nowhere. I'd probably shit myself.
[QUOTE=plokoon9619;17356966]Only in [b]Africa[/b] are rare and unknown... WAIT wtf is that? Looks to be a deformed human.[/QUOTE]
South America.
That looks to fucking weird to fake.
cut it open see if there's candy inside
[quote]the four "terrified" boys said they hurled rocks at the strange creature to kill it, before throwing its corpse in the water and running away. [/quote]
They were so terrified, they went and picked up the body and threw it back into the water.
Looks like a Boomer's arm D:
It the baby from Eraserhead grownup.
Give me a news source that isn't the sun. Only they could add [quote]The fictional Gollum — originally known as Smeagol — was a hobbit whose later name was derived from the "disgusting gurgling, choking cough he made".
JRR Tolkien — who wrote the Middle Earth adventures — said of the character: "He had become deformed and twisted in both body and mind by the corruption of the Ring.
"His only desire was to possess the Ring which had enslaved him, and he pursued it for many years after he lost it." [/quote] to bulk up an article
Fucking aliens.
What the fuck, not again.
[media]http://taomafia.org/cms/sites/default/files/montauk_monster_longisland.jpg[/media]
[media]http://weeklyworldnews.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/new_montauk_monster_full.jpg[/media]
Looks like a tortoise/turtle without its shell.
i like how a third of the article is talking about smeagle
FFS people stop killing interesting creatures. First that goat-human, then the snake with the foot, and now Gollum.
[QUOTE=Callius;17357140]Give me a news source that isn't the sun. Only they could add to bulk up an article[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/mystery_beast_beaten_to_death_by_llYXsuy2tA4WRTO9YCfxqO[/url]
It links to The Sun, but yeah.
Fake :v:
But in the off chance that it's true, then thats pretty interesting...
it's probably just awoken from hibernation
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;17357195]FFS people stop killing interesting creatures. First that goat-human, then the snake with the foot, and now Gollum.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.apocalypsesoon.org/f-rat.jpg[/img]
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[QUOTE=Agmemnon;17357133]It the baby from Eraserhead grownup.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.nicksflickpicks.com/f100eraserhead.jpg[/img]
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Father?[/i]
It was a Murloc. "AR LA GRGLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLR"
ok guys shut this thread down... its getting pretty fucking weird.
Cool fake bro
Hairless sloth.
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