• Woman believes her cat tried to kill her
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[url]http://www.komonews.com/news/92197009.html[/url] [release][img]http://media.komonews.com/images/1004027_cat_attack1.jpg[/img] [img]http://images.bimedia.net/images/1004027_cat_attack3.jpg[/img] REXBURG, Idaho - A Rexburg woman says one of her cats recently attacked her and tried to kill her, sending her and her husband to the hospital. The Ostermiller family says their cat was completely normal until three days after it gave birth to kittens. But it soon became defensive, and the family says it tried to kill them. It began last week on Tuesday at about 5:30 a.m. The Ostermillers were sleeping when they heard a sound. "All I heard was rrwwwrrrr hisss," Jackie Ostermiller said. Jackie woke up and saw her cat, Renesmee, (named after the Twilight character) panicking. Jackie thinks a male cat had wandered by outside the home and Renesmee was protecting her kittens. Jackie went to grab her cat to stop her from bolting out a hole in the screen door. That's when the kitty made its move. "I was being mauled literally for the kill. She had got a hold of my nose first, my face first, my arms - I was literally screaming," she said. Jackie's husband, Blaine, was able to pry the attacking feline off. "I woke up hearing my wife scream, I didn't know what was going on until I looked over there, until I looked over there seeing (the cat) viciously attacking her," Blaine said. But the cat had already made its mark. Jackie was left with 35 bite marks and 15 bruises. The cat wasn't through. When Jackie was washing blood off her face, it came back and started attacking her leg a second time. "She came at me with the deadliest eyes," Jackie said. "I noticed she was looking at my wife with a weird look," Blaine said. But even after this whole ordeal, the Ostermiller family hasn't turned their back on cats. They even plan on getting a new kitten soon. But they do have a word of caution. "I want people to know how dangerous cats can be, they can turn on you in a dime. Believe it or not - cats!" she said. Jackie feels that none of this would have happened either, if they had just spayed their cat. The family ended up giving up Renesmee to the Rexburg shelter. It's likely that it will be put down.[/release] Cats. They're fucking ninjas.
l8
Err... Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm fairly sure this was posted only a few days ago.
[IMG]http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s237/MoBy-/Untitled-9.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/ohqyrm.png[/IMG] That's what happens when you name a cat after a Twilight character.
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Godammit, ninja. MY AUTOMERGE!
They named a cat after a Twilgiht character. Why would you do that!?
The cat probably got fed up with being smothered by a fat sacked of meat for all it's cat years and wanted to go as planned to kill the fat sack.
My cat scratches me all the time, they're just being pussies.
wow this is very late
[IMG]http://www.middletennesseeinvestigators.com/Kitty-Sniper.jpg[/IMG] I expected something more along the lines of that.
What happened was the cat overheard the owner talking to another Twilight fan on the phone: "Edward is sooo dreamy, he makes me want to kill a few kittens if you know what I mean." MEOWW!
[QUOTE=playelite;21616226]wow this is very late[/QUOTE] So fucking what? That doesn't mean all of us have read it. So stfu.
It was named after a Twilight character. I think it would be more unusual is it [b]hadn't[/b] attacked her.
[url]http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php[/url]
Shit, if my cat Leonidas ever turned on me he could take me and my whole family [editline]06:39PM[/editline] Possibly the neighbors too
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;21616550]Shit, if my cat Leonidas ever turned on me he could take me and my whole family [editline]06:39PM[/editline] Possibly the neighbors too[/QUOTE] I laughed at the name. Oh you.
I want this cat, it sounds awesome.
No wonder it tried to kill her. She named it Renesmee. I mean, she could have at least given it one of the normal names from Twilight.
This happened to my cat, I hit it with a broom and never saw it again. It became psychologically damaged after I hit its skull (between its eyes, fuck yeah!) with a bouncy ball.
Cats are pretty big survivalists.
In all seriousness, if she thought the fag-named-cat was trying to protect her kittens, the last thing she should have done was try to touch it. ANIMALS ARE NOT SENTIENT. If they think their young are in trouble, they will fuck everything's shit up until they KNOW their young are safe.
The cat down to my nans could take a fucking big dog, It's purely made of muscle and looks like a tank.
I dont blame the cat
The fat lady should be put down instead of the cat.
[QUOTE]"All I heard was rrwwwrrrr hisss," Jackie Ostermiller said.[/QUOTE] Interesting.
Makes sense, cats are terrible people.
those are pussy scratches my cat scratches me worse than that weekly
[b]Wow I'm not kidding you I am from Rexburg Idaho and Ostermiller is my cousins[/b]
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