Ridiculous Childrens's Book Titles

[icedt]

So today i was helping my aunt who is a first grade teacher get her class room ready for this upcoming school year, upon opening a closet a found dozens of children's books (obvious i had to skim them) and while

skimming i noticed that about half of the books had the most outrageous titles! So then it hit me, i think this might just be face punch thread material! (You know post your own...) So without further adieu i give you some

ridiculous children's book titles.

[img]http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/creepy_childrens_book_10.jpg[/img]
True fact.

[img]http://www.jackiereeve.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/bumpinthenight.jpg[/img]
Most likely your parents having sex.

[img]http://stevestenzel.com/photos2/ff_book_walk.jpg[/img]
Do it.
[img]http://killmydaynow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/The-Creepiest-Childrens-Books-Ever_011.jpg[/img]
Where did he go?

[img]http://perezsolomon.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/13-150x150.jpg[/img]
Do you know?
[img]http://topelevenlists.com/files/2010/11/cooking_with_pooh1.jpg[/img]
Poor choice of character name.

[img]http://www.you-can-be-funny.com/images/sbook218.jpg[/img]
Yes.
[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oYnU27paL5o/TWWi607KjNI/AAAAAAAAA88/BMZQuPEYZj4/s1600/oddbooks1.jpg[/img]
Gross! (point and stare)

[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Po6-Y5Xrmlc/S3zZkqLTZ3I/AAAAAAAAADw/ew4F_zZp43k/s320/Picture+4.png[/img]
And probably works on the corner too, sorry sport.
[img]http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/5/k/kennedy_highwayends.jpg[/img]
This one is just kinda dumb.

[img]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.parentdish.com/media/2008/09/bunny-suicides450px.jpg[/img]
Silly kitty.

Alright that is just what i could think of from what i saw earlier today, please post your Ridiculous titles.

[nostalgk]

These are for first graders? Seriously?

[Collin665]

I'm raising my child on a healthy diet of number theory.

His name is Gauss Vee Two

[Mr. Sun]

I just saw the Bunny Suicide thing in the office at a church I go to.

They must have bought it because it had Noahs Arc on the front. The week it was set on was about a rabbit using a cheese grater to saw its head off.

[icedt]

[QUOTE=Keelwar;31753660]These are for first graders? Seriously?[/QUOTE]
Public school.

[Mr. Sun]

it works.

[BloodFox1222]

[img]http://www.eatliver.com/img/2010/5874.jpg[/img]

Not my picture.

[icedt]

snip

[Fatman55]

[IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_78ZrJuZ3q5g/RsSBJM_VzbI/AAAAAAAAAS0/Ysn1aqDB3Cs/s200/alfies_home.jpg[/IMG]

[DisasterWolf]

[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/cp9iQx.jpg[/img]

AYE!!!

Insta-classic.

[J.C.DentonUNATCO]

Where the Highway Ends is a classic and amazing book of poems and short stories that I would think every person would know of by now since their teachers likely used read a story to them every day from it.

[AlphaAGENT]

[QUOTE=JCDentonUNATCO;31753999]Where the Highway Ends is a classic and amazing book of poems and short stories that I would think every person would know of by now since their teachers likely used read a story to them every day from it.[/QUOTE]
i think you mean "Where the Sidewalk Ends"

[Cap'nSpacePants]

Not sure if this is real but....
[IMG]http://electronicscentral.info/uploadfiles/wosoorgru-1282679043/inappropriate-children-8217-s-books_25.jpg[/IMG]
If so, we ALL know why.

[DisasterWolf]

So...much...NOSTALGIA HNNNNG

[doomkiwi]

-Sniplate-

[credesniper]

"A sound trying not to make a sound"
and
"A thing in the walls"

[AlphaAGENT]

[img]http://lovelymorning.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/go-the-f-to-sleep.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2008/11/23-End/moosewithloosepoops.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.stevestenzel.com/photos2/ff_book_smokes.jpg[/img]

[STeel]

[QUOTE=icedt;31753588]

[img]http://www.jackiereeve.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/bumpinthenight.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

This one reminded me of that:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEJ35qaitls[/media]

[icedt]

[img]http://daddytypes.com/archive/dora_baby_mama_drama.jpg[/img]

[img]http://pleatedjeans.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/berenstein-bears-book.jpg[/img]
Fake but still funny.

[Raptor]

this thread is fucking hilarious. keep going

[editline]16th August 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Cap'nSpacePants;31754184]Not sure if this is real but....
[IMG]http://electronicscentral.info/uploadfiles/wosoorgru-1282679043/inappropriate-children-8217-s-books_25.jpg[/IMG]
If so, we ALL know why.[/QUOTE]

My favorite.

[Best4bond]

[QUOTE=icedt;31756899][IMG]http://daddytypes.com/archive/dora_baby_mama_drama.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Please tell me thats fake aswell.

[Jessecar96]

Wheres that pedo uncle thread

[Pie108]

[img]http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1181484238l/1157924.jpg[/img]
Not a children's book, but it's a kid's short book and published under Scholastic. I actually have this book too.

[icedt]

[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_3A8VB7Zvhw/TXE3GFcX8PI/AAAAAAAAEpI/FarBiWGdBns/s1600/creepykids81270064453.jpg[/img]

[img]http://zenarchery.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/books0161.jpg[/img]

[img]http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2009/12/book_title_of_the_day.jpg[/img]

[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Q07n6mXWh7I/TXEx8CuyENI/AAAAAAAAEnY/uMiHt446V0o/s320/images.jpg[/img]

[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRAqMCdcoPoncOwDL9-tyf-nbR9FwPrrp8ev3wrh0fHkQkGyvaZ[/img]

[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LOeEQrNf82g/TXE24cUlTZI/AAAAAAAAEog/EvpM_GPi9nk/s1600/creepykids31270062693.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.izismile.com/img/img3/20100428/640/funny_evilish_children_640_08.jpg[/img]

[img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61FnLPsUbiL._SL500_AA300_.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.worldsstrangest.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/wscache23/0e8ab_4170559816_f1b9e52af5.jpg[/img]

[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KZfbD0vA1Ec/TU2bbuwakDI/AAAAAAAABFk/vUqgS91V3Dg/s1600/41b7USsTJEL._SS500_.jpg[/img]

[Raptor]

[QUOTE=icedt;31757124]
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KZfbD0vA1Ec/TU2bbuwakDI/AAAAAAAABFk/vUqgS91V3Dg/s1600/41b7USsTJEL._SS500_.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

shhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

im here buddy

shhh

[masonrulz]

[img]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/BOOKS/Pix/pictures/2011/5/17/1305642655754/Go-the-Fuck-to-Sleep-007.jpg[/img]

[Sandy]

Made me cry with laughter...

Note that more than half of these are fake...

[icedt]

[QUOTE=Sandy;31758122]Made me cry with laughter...

Note that more than half of these are fake...[/QUOTE]

But the other half is real.

[masonrulz]

[img]http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/2/paddington.jpg[/img]
[img]http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/2/home.jpg[/img]
[img]http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/2/ho.jpg[/img]
[img]http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/2/tree.jpg[/img]
Fake, but still hilarious.

[Yogkog]

[QUOTE=The golden;31753655][img]http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1172866762l/225692.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

Aw man I loved that series

[IMg]http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/walter-the-farting-dog-book-cover.jpg[/IMg]

I had this one.

Oh god apparently they're making a movie about it...