So today i was helping my aunt who is a first grade teacher get her class room ready for this upcoming school year, upon opening a closet a found dozens of children's books (obvious i had to skim them) and while
skimming i noticed that about half of the books had the most outrageous titles! So then it hit me, i think this might just be face punch thread material! (You know post your own...) So without further adieu i give you some
ridiculous children's book titles.
[img]http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/creepy_childrens_book_10.jpg[/img]
True fact.
[img]http://www.jackiereeve.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/bumpinthenight.jpg[/img]
Most likely your parents having sex.
[img]http://stevestenzel.com/photos2/ff_book_walk.jpg[/img]
Do it.
[img]http://killmydaynow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/The-Creepiest-Childrens-Books-Ever_011.jpg[/img]
Where did he go?
[img]http://perezsolomon.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/13-150x150.jpg[/img]
Do you know?
[img]http://topelevenlists.com/files/2010/11/cooking_with_pooh1.jpg[/img]
Poor choice of character name.
[img]http://www.you-can-be-funny.com/images/sbook218.jpg[/img]
Yes.
[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oYnU27paL5o/TWWi607KjNI/AAAAAAAAA88/BMZQuPEYZj4/s1600/oddbooks1.jpg[/img]
Gross! (point and stare)
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Po6-Y5Xrmlc/S3zZkqLTZ3I/AAAAAAAAADw/ew4F_zZp43k/s320/Picture+4.png[/img]
And probably works on the corner too, sorry sport.
[img]http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/5/k/kennedy_highwayends.jpg[/img]
This one is just kinda dumb.
[img]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.parentdish.com/media/2008/09/bunny-suicides450px.jpg[/img]
Silly kitty.
Alright that is just what i could think of from what i saw earlier today, please post your Ridiculous titles.
These are for first graders? Seriously?
I'm raising my child on a healthy diet of number theory.
His name is Gauss Vee Two
I just saw the Bunny Suicide thing in the office at a church I go to.
They must have bought it because it had Noahs Arc on the front. The week it was set on was about a rabbit using a cheese grater to saw its head off.
[QUOTE=Keelwar;31753660]These are for first graders? Seriously?[/QUOTE]
Public school.
it works.
[img]http://www.eatliver.com/img/2010/5874.jpg[/img]
Not my picture.
Where the Highway Ends is a classic and amazing book of poems and short stories that I would think every person would know of by now since their teachers likely used read a story to them every day from it.
[QUOTE=JCDentonUNATCO;31753999]Where the Highway Ends is a classic and amazing book of poems and short stories that I would think every person would know of by now since their teachers likely used read a story to them every day from it.[/QUOTE]
i think you mean "Where the Sidewalk Ends"
Not sure if this is real but....
[IMG]http://electronicscentral.info/uploadfiles/wosoorgru-1282679043/inappropriate-children-8217-s-books_25.jpg[/IMG]
If so, we ALL know why.
So...much...NOSTALGIA HNNNNG
-Sniplate-
"A sound trying not to make a sound"
and
"A thing in the walls"
[QUOTE=icedt;31753588]
[img]http://www.jackiereeve.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/bumpinthenight.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
This one reminded me of that:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEJ35qaitls[/media]
[img]http://daddytypes.com/archive/dora_baby_mama_drama.jpg[/img]
[img]http://pleatedjeans.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/berenstein-bears-book.jpg[/img]
Fake but still funny.
this thread is fucking hilarious. keep going
[editline]16th August 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Cap'nSpacePants;31754184]Not sure if this is real but....
[IMG]http://electronicscentral.info/uploadfiles/wosoorgru-1282679043/inappropriate-children-8217-s-books_25.jpg[/IMG]
If so, we ALL know why.[/QUOTE]
My favorite.
[QUOTE=icedt;31756899][IMG]http://daddytypes.com/archive/dora_baby_mama_drama.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Please tell me thats fake aswell.
Wheres that pedo uncle thread
[img]http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1181484238l/1157924.jpg[/img]
Not a children's book, but it's a kid's short book and published under Scholastic. I actually have this book too.
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[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KZfbD0vA1Ec/TU2bbuwakDI/AAAAAAAABFk/vUqgS91V3Dg/s1600/41b7USsTJEL._SS500_.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
shhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
im here buddy
shhh
Made me cry with laughter...
Note that more than half of these are fake...
[QUOTE=Sandy;31758122]Made me cry with laughter...
Note that more than half of these are fake...[/QUOTE]
But the other half is real.
[img]http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/2/paddington.jpg[/img]
[img]http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/2/home.jpg[/img]
[img]http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/2/ho.jpg[/img]
[img]http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/2/tree.jpg[/img]
Fake, but still hilarious.
[QUOTE=The golden;31753655][img]http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1172866762l/225692.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Aw man I loved that series
[IMg]http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/walter-the-farting-dog-book-cover.jpg[/IMg]
I had this one.
Oh god apparently they're making a movie about it...
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