[QUOTE=superdinoman;28557082]Whats an Ethernet?[/QUOTE]
I'm not sure, but I think it runs on ethanol
Oh god lol
Yes, let's both type at the same time, our uncoordinated panicked typing is sure to slow that hacker down
Who needs a mouse when you can slap a keyboard crazily.
Oh come on, that isn't even realistic. Unplugging the tower isn't going to turn the monitor off. The monitor should at least be displaying the "no signal detected" message.
Oh my god! Firewall has been breached. Let me scream we're being hacked while we play piano on my keyboard.
This show is so fucking stupid.
[QUOTE='[GRiM];28557763']Oh my god! Firewall has been breached. Let me scream we're being hacked while we play piano on my keyboard.[/QUOTE]
yeah what the hell
"quick two pairs of hands will stop the hacker faster than one, hit keys with me!"
This is what hackers actually do. I know because I am a l33t hacker, I changed the skin on my Vista.
[QUOTE=meepugh;28558037]This is what hackers actually do. I know because I am a l33t hacker, I changed the skin on my Vista.[/QUOTE]
Bro really? HOW DID YOU FIND VISTA'S IP!?
[sp]Sarcasm[/sp]
ughghghg do these people even know what code is
[QUOTE=Pepin;28557754]Oh come on, that isn't even realistic. Unplugging the tower isn't going to turn the monitor off. The monitor should at least be displaying the "no signal detected" message.[/QUOTE]
Maybe he unplugged one of them things with several sockets?
Why doesn't my computer have the 1337-beeping to it whenever something is pressed?
Oh no this guy is hacking us quick open 70 cmd prompts
Hackers on steroids :rolleyes:
This looks like some kind of parody.
[QUOTE=porn;28557887]This show is so fucking stupid.[/QUOTE]
all of these shows are. they're all about bullshit forensics and miracle evidence that doesn't exist irl.
in reality, the job is terrible. it's frustrating, takes absolutely fucking forever to get done, the teams are massive so things get misplaced and sent to the wrong people all the time, delays happen far too often, and the standards people have are way too high. fingerprints and other such trace evidence often mean jack shit, too.
the reason there are so many cop/crime investigation/forensics labguy shows are for two reasons:
1) to get people interested in the job by misleading information/misinformation altogether because nobody does this boring shit for a very long time and it's very stressful, hard work
2) to scare potential criminals out of breaking the law for the fear they might be tracked down no matter how careful they were to leave behind no evidence that it was them
the only reason one might consider this occupation is because they have no life or social skills and need cash. it's good for people who are big on brains and don't have any sentimental value in other people because it's a job you typically do alone, not with some sexy chick whose figure is about as well taken care of as her brain is, lol, if you ARE doing partner work (which you wont be happy with anyway, ill explain:) you'll do it with some uninteresting, ugly egghead 90% of the time or more.
also the kind of preparation it takes to be one of these forensic scientists is fuck as well. years of training and your benefits are doodoo. the pay is hardly worth it
[QUOTE=Pepin;28557754]Oh come on, that isn't even realistic. Unplugging the tower isn't going to turn the monitor off. The monitor should at least be displaying the "no signal detected" message.[/QUOTE]
I also thought that. Logical explanation is that he unplugged the monitor and the computer itself is still running, with hacker still doing all the hacking he needs.
This thought makes it even more hilarious.
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;28559420]I also thought that. Logical explanation is that he unplugged the monitor and the computer itself is still running, with hacker still doing all the hacking he needs.
This thought makes it even more hilarious.[/QUOTE]
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What if not? Yeah it's possible, but judging the amount of stupidity already within this, I tend to go with the more stupid (and funny) explanation.
It almost takes effort to come up with so much garbled speech. It makes me wonder if they do it on purpose and if they think a bunch of flashy command prompts (ooo, technical~) make something more intense.
what is that? a video game?
oh my god if they don't stop him he'll get to 127.0.0, the core mainframe database! it's happened to me several times but I managed to stop the hacker with a modded xbox gamepad, thank god
[QUOTE=Kung Fu Jew;28559176]all of these shows are. they're all about bullshit forensics and miracle evidence that doesn't exist irl.
in reality, the job is terrible. it's frustrating, takes absolutely fucking forever to get done, the teams are massive so things get misplaced and sent to the wrong people all the time, delays happen far too often, and the standards people have are way too high. fingerprints and other such trace evidence often mean jack shit, too.
the reason there are so many cop/crime investigation/forensics labguy shows are for two reasons:
1) to get people interested in the job by misleading information/misinformation altogether because nobody does this boring shit for a very long time and it's very stressful, hard work
2) to scare potential criminals out of breaking the law for the fear they might be tracked down no matter how careful they were to leave behind no evidence that it was them
the only reason one might consider this occupation is because they have no life or social skills and need cash. it's good for people who are big on brains and don't have any sentimental value in other people because it's a job you typically do alone, not with some sexy chick whose figure is about as well taken care of as her brain is, lol, if you ARE doing partner work (which you wont be happy with anyway, ill explain:) you'll do it with some uninteresting, ugly egghead 90% of the time or more.
also the kind of preparation it takes to be one of these forensic scientists is fuck as well. years of training and your benefits are doodoo. the pay is hardly worth it[/QUOTE]
Cool story bro
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does it come with hacker defense minigames
are they co-op
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