Has the procedure of putting a condom on ever killed your erection? - General

Worst moment to lose your erection is just when you're gonna get to hit it. Just one more obstacle to conquer before the main prize. Putting on the fucking condom. Like there wouldn't be enough distractions as it is, but this little fucker wants [B]all the attention[/B] and you gotta give it. What do you get afterwards? A flacid cock! You get so distracted when you're struggling with the package. Where's the "Rip here" corner? Is it the right way up? What the fuck is this thing? Is this thing edible? While thinking through these questions that your dad didn't give the answers to, little Jeremy is starting to look rather depressed and the room get's filled with akward silence. Only thing that breaks that great wall of silence is the snotty and humiliating laugh of your very own partner. Mostly this happens when you've found a fresh partner and are about to go for it the first time. You get nervous, your head get's filled with thoughts about "What am I supposed to do?", "What does make her fell good?", "Will she think I'm bad in bed?". That's shit is just inevitable. You get nervous, there's no way out of it. Sucks to be you if it's your first time ever getting to push your rod between them meaty walls. Why? You're gonna be even more nervous. Most of us will call this series of events :siren:[highlight]Sexual Anxiety.[/highlight]:siren: You might fear that she will laugh at your pathetic excuse of a penis or something to that matter, but this is usually unneccessary, because I'm pretty sure that your partner will be just as nervous and might have some trouble getting herself "prepared" for you. It's a tough moment for any dude. You might think that you're gay for a while, but don't fear, other people get it too. You're not alone in this world of sexual humiliations.

I haven't ever put a condom on :(

It's a piece of piss, how can you struggle? You don't look for the 'rip here' corner... Just tear the fucker open! As for the right way up... Pimple on top ;) By the sounds of it you go through all that trouble and with all your anxiety, it's over in 5 seconds.

make her put it on

[QUOTE=genyus;19279830]make her put it on[/QUOTE] With her teeth.

It's not that bad. If you can't tell if the condom is right side up you're a dumbass.

[QUOTE=genyus;19279830]make her put it on[/QUOTE] in my experiance, she's even more inept boner killer :(

[QUOTE=haloguy234;19279848]It's not that bad. If you can't tell if the condom is right side up you're a dumbass.[/QUOTE] True, but people are not that intelligent these days.

[QUOTE=Hullu V3;19279790] Is this thing edible? [/QUOTE] the fuck?

[QUOTE=sam.clarke;19279815]It's a piece of piss, how can you struggle? You don't look for the 'rip here' corner... Just tear the fucker open! As for the right way up... Pimple on top ;) By the sounds of it you go through all that trouble and with all your anxiety, it's over in 5 seconds.[/QUOTE] Note that it's not I whose having these problems. I've just heard that this thing actually happens to some people. Decided to write something about it.

If you can't tell if the condom is right side up you don't need to be having sex.

I'm having sex!!!!!

[QUOTE=neap tide;19280437]I'm having sex!!!!![/QUOTE] While on Facepunch. Highly unlikely.

Shit honey wait, stop moving im trying to write here!

Ooh! The hot girls thread! Lemme jack off, babe!

There are instructions on the box.

Fucking funny thread. A++ would read again.

You got a tight foreskin?

I never have this problem as I wear a condom 24/7.

[QUOTE=SantanaDVX;19279847]With her teeth.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://images.tabulas.com/9610/m/teeth.jpg[/IMG] :ohdear:

its not fucking difficult jesus christ. what are you? 69? [editline]09:36PM[/editline] :smug:

I never had any problems at all, maybe OP needs to fuck a more attractive girl.

No this isn't a problem.... (Seeing as how I am not getting anything :frown:)

[QUOTE=reedbo;19281724]I never have this problem as I wear a condom 24/7.[/QUOTE] Yea me too, it's the only way to not get AIDS.

I don't get too much anxiety. You gotta do it fast, that's the key to putting a condom on. Not fast as in not-looking-what-you're-doing-fast, but just try not to be fumbly. I got yelled at for trying to open a condom packet with my teeth once :P (which probably isn't a good idea since you might pierce the condom .__.) But you get the hang of it. And it's inevitable that most guys treat sex as a performance, for which their woman is evaluating them. What you gotta do is just... not think. Let animal instincts take over when it's time to hump. DON'T concentrate on trying not to cum because you'll be extremely aware of every sensation if you do that. Let your mind go where it wants. If you wanna keep a bone on just remind yourself what awaits you as soon as you get that condom on :3

I never found the whole condom thing complicated... Then again I don't use them anymore, much easier to just pull it out and stick it in...

I too wonder what does make her fell good :downs:

Apparently there's a thousand to one chance of catching HIV if your a man. Heard that on the radio, don't know if it's credible.

I am in now way trolling here, but I've had to force my mighty tiger down manys a time just to put the blasted sheath on, they clearly don't make them for men with a girth such as mine.

The best way to have it applied is to have your partner deepthroat it on. Well at least to me it is.