so im sittin there smokin my dart an im like well what the fucks movin on the wall, next thing i know it's a fuckin daddy-long legs (and i fuckin hate spiders) so i decide i'm gonna burn that motherfucker and i held my lighter up to him and then he started tryin to run away but then all of a sudden he falls down.... but into another motherfuckin spider's web..
Now the daddy-bitchlegs is fuckin crippled and half his legs all fucked up and shit and then quickly another spider (who with arms and legs was the equivalent to the daddy-longlegs body) jumps outta no where and he's like 'I hongry' so he jump outta his corner and started attackin, but i could see the daddy-long(bitch)'s arms on the one side twitchin out and shit and he was tryin to get out but the little spiders like 'i aint havin none of that shit' and starts attackin the daddy-(k DLL is new word for that spider)long legs (DLL) but he's like 'oh shit i'm fucked up wtf's this spiders beef' and then he tries attackin him back and i can see his body twitchin and shit and then they started battlin and lil spider kept jumpin in and then jumpin back out and shit and he kept fucking the DLL up.
then lil spider fuckin goes to one of his fucked up legs (which was sticking straight out) and he starts munchin hard right at the tip of his leg and i can see the DLL strugglin like a lil bitch but lil spiders like 'oh im just gettin started nikka' and then he starts battlin it out, hardcore style with DLL and next thing i see is just lil spider on top and DLL stopped twerkin, next thing you know that lil bitch DLL ain't movin worth shit anymore, so i assume the battle's over but THEN I flick my cigarette ash right on top of the two spiders and then lil spider peaces back into his corner.
then i'm like 'oh ill just blow a puff of smoke at him' then all of a sudden DLL starts movin again and i'm like WTF and then lil spiders like 'i aint havin none of that shit' and attacks DLL like no tomorrow! then shortly later the epic battle was over. DLL was officially dead. i could tell because lil spider took a piece off of him and was eatin it a few mm away from the dead spider. All of a sudden wind picks up and blows that ash right around dead spiders body and lil spiders pissed about it and he STARTS MOVIN THE ASH AWAY!! straight up lil spider started gettin rid of the ash and i dunno how but all of a sudden most of the ash was gone and he was eatin dead spider.. then i went inside and posted on facepunch
What A epic battle, but you should kill lil spider.
There can only be one victor, and you started the battle, so now you must finish it.
End him.
Warriors Code
:frown:
out of respect for life, seriously
[editline]20th July 2011[/editline]
thats fucking disgusting
But its a disgusting spider.
Spiders are nasty bro
there can be only one
[QUOTE=FuckStephenHarp;31223328]so im sittin there smokin my dart an im like well what the fucks movin on the wall, next thing i know it's a fuckin daddy-long legs (and i fuckin hate spiders) so i decide i'm gonna burn that motherfucker and i held my lighter up to him and then he started tryin to run away but then all of a sudden he falls down.... but into another motherfuckin spider's web..
Now the daddy-bitchlegs is fuckin crippled and half his legs all fucked up and shit and then quickly another spider (who with arms and legs was the equivalent to the daddy-longlegs body) jumps outta no where and he's like 'I hongry' so he jump outta his corner and started attackin, but i could see the daddy-long(bitch)'s arms on the one side twitchin out and shit and he was tryin to get out but the little spiders like 'i aint havin none of that shit' and starts attackin the daddy-(k DLL is new word for that spider)long legs (DLL) but he's like 'oh shit i'm fucked up wtf's this spiders beef' and then he tries attackin him back and i can see his body twitchin and shit and then they started battlin and lil spider kept jumpin in and then jumpin back out and shit and he kept fucking the DLL up.
then lil spider fuckin goes to one of his fucked up legs (which was sticking straight out) and he starts munchin hard right at the tip of his leg and i can see the DLL strugglin like a lil bitch but lil spiders like 'oh im just gettin started nikka' and then he starts battlin it out, hardcore style with DLL and next thing i see is just lil spider on top and DLL stopped twerkin, next thing you know that lil bitch DLL ain't movin worth shit anymore, so i assume the battle's over but THEN I flick my cigarette ash right on top of the two spiders and then lil spider peaces back into his corner.
then i'm like 'oh ill just blow a puff of smoke at him' then all of a sudden DLL starts movin again and i'm like WTF and then lil spiders like 'i aint havin none of that shit' and attacks DLL like no tomorrow! then shortly later the epic battle was over. DLL was officially dead. i could tell because lil spider took a piece off of him and was eatin it a few mm away from the dead spider. All of a sudden wind picks up and blows that ash right around dead spiders body and lil spiders pissed about it and he STARTS MOVIN THE ASH AWAY!! straight up lil spider started gettin rid of the ash and i dunno how but all of a sudden most of the ash was gone and he was eatin dead spider.. then i went inside and posted on facepunch[/QUOTE]
I really enjoyed reading this.
surely bards will sing of this tale for centuries to come
[QUOTE=Plectophera;31224410]:frown:
out of respect for life, seriously
[editline]20th July 2011[/editline]
thats fucking disgusting[/QUOTE]
nah man thats fucking life
spiderbro? :<
Daddy long legs don't harm you, as for well other spiders thats a different story those DLL's are some tough bastards (as long as you don't cripple the bitch) :v:
fiesta?
From the spider's perspective he was probably going to work or some shit and then all of a sudden "WTF I'M ON FIRE"
actually DLL has the most potent poison but its fang cant pierce human skin
so they will go after other spiders and bugs so DDL are a good spider to have
[QUOTE=kafurie;31239364]actually DLL has the most potent poison but its fang cant pierce human skin
so they will go after other spiders and bugs so DDL are a good spider to have[/QUOTE]
Pretty sure mythbusters busted the myth of DLL fangs and venom.
Man. When I was younger I used to find ants and put them in spiderwebs. It was epic bc the ant fights back and such, but normally the spider would win. It's cool to watch. Man I think I'm gonna do it, then record it.
:{ poor spiders
[QUOTE=Roly poly;31239487]Pretty sure mythbusters busted the myth of DLL fangs and venom.[/QUOTE]
really i never seen that one, so what happened?
So how much DPH did you take?
[QUOTE=kafurie;31240305]really i never seen that one, so what happened?[/QUOTE]
The DLL could bite people (but it is a rare occurrence) and that the venom was harmless.
Damn, you should've had like a camera and recorded it. .
I had something like that happen, but it was like 4 v 1, the 4 black widows fought it out with a crab spider, bitches got there ass kicked
[QUOTE=soccerskyman;31241612]The DLL could bite people (but it is a rare occurrence) and that the venom was harmless.[/QUOTE]
either way they go after other spiders
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