i had a blast last night.
i had bought some hash for a mate, and he wanted to smoke me out. i accepted the offer. totally didn't think about how I had no tolerance any more, so i ended up getting proper wasted. i then gathered two of my mates, and we decided to go to a local supermarket to get some munchies. we took a short-cut through this shitty neighbourhood filled with bums. stupid fucking idea.
we bump into this old lady, who is almost crying, as she asks if we can help her husband. now my first thought was that it was just some old poor guy who had fallen down the stairs or whatever, so we all said that of course we would help her.
she started walking, telling us about how she can't lift him, cause she has back problems. she leads us into this little garden, and there is laying an old guy in a wheelbarrow. now i'm like what the fuck is going on? and then it hits me. they're both drunks. i just felt like running away. i simply could not take all that shit.
anyways, instead of running away, i go over to the old guy, and help him out of the wheelbarrow. now he says that he can't stand, and falls straight to the ground again. now my mate, emil, is by my side, and we both help him up. i realize that he must have broken his leg, cause he keeps telling us how bad it hurts. now i'm starting to freak out.
the old lady runs to my other friend, she is named olivia, and says that she has fixed a cab, and then she starts going back where we met her. E and i are standing on each our side of the old man, and are helping him walk. olivia is standing beside me. she is looking very scared, and i start to feel really bad for her. emil seems to be okay.
after we had walked for a few minutes, the woman starts to run. i still don't know why.
any ways, she as she is running around the corner of a garden she trips, and smashes her face directly into the pavement. she is just laying there, without moving. i start to freak. emil is still cool as fuck, and the husband doesn't even notice it.
olivia goes over to the old lady, and asks if she is okay. the old lady quickly gets up, and blood starts to run down her face. her lip was busted, and so was her nose. she is just like "yeah sure, of course i’m all right. what is the damn problem?"
none of us told her that her faced looked like a mutilated vagina, cause we didn't know how she would react. she starts to walk towards the cab again. emil is still cool, but olivia is almost in tears. I felt like just letting go of the old drunk, and hug her.
all of a sudden, a wild taxi appears. the cab driver can't speak a word of danish, so he freaked the fuck out. we got the old man into the cab, and i grabbed olivia by her hand, then told her that she had to relax a bit. I whipped out my phone, and called for an ambulance, but the lady in the phone just kept asking the same questions over and over again, even tough i had answered them all like three times. I then yelled that she should just send a ambulance, and then i hung up.
now the old lady hos gotten into the cab, and tries to get the driver to turn on the cab, but he refuses. he tries to tell her that there is an ambulance coming, but she doesn't really give a shit.
after about five minutes two ambulances comes, and we get the fuck out of there.
we are all very confused, and feeling weird. we have a cigarette, while we talk about what had just happened.
we then went to the supermarket, as we originally planned.
the colours in there was amazing. for some reason it reminded me of Christmas, and i could almost feel the snow falling from the sky. we were really quiet in there, cause we didn't want to attract attention (stoner logic). emil got some chips, and we got out of there.
we then went to olivia's place. i was shaking like crazy, course it was so damn cold, so i was thrilled to get to there.
i went into her sisters room, where johanne, helena and elisabeth was. i know them all very good, and was really happy that they were there. i laid down on a bed with johanne and elisabeth and just chilled for a little while.
i started to get visuals when i closed my eyes. it was like small fractals that kept changing colour and shape. after about an hour, i snapped out of it, and made helena make me a sandwich.
then we just chilled for the rest of the night.
i know this is very poorly written, but i don't give a shit.
Great story, but I have a question - was H female?
[QUOTE=Bumbanut;33244753]Great story, but I have a question - was H female?[/QUOTE]
Why else would she make him a sammich?
It's logical. :v:
yes, it's a she, heh.
please come up with actual names instead of just called people "hurr E H O"
i'm way too lazy for that shit.
what an epic adventure
Poetic, Bro. Should've been there!
[QUOTE=Jonas Correll;33262016]Poetic, Bro. Should've been there![/QUOTE]
yeah, you should.
making a fat joint for us to smoke in the morning, so you'll be al right. :smile:
For me, the first time smoking in 3 months was pretty intense. I was couch-locked and couldn't focus on anything but a tv show we were watching :v:
I really love getting a hold of some decent hash from time to time, 1g can last me like 2 weeks if I have pot as well.
it's all i ever smoke. good pot is rare around here.
in regards to names; seriously man, it's not like we know any of the people, first name is too little information to track anyone down. You wouldn't be putting anyone at risks and it'd be way easier to follow.
That's all I have to say on that matter; cool story though man, on a t-break myself and looking forward to getting back into it some time soon
The most weirdest shit seems to always happen to me when I'm high.
[QUOTE=Inzalonus;33299460]in regards to names; seriously man, it's not like we know any of the people, first name is too little information to track anyone down. You wouldn't be putting anyone at risks and it'd be way easier to follow.
That's all I have to say on that matter; cool story though man, on a t-break myself and looking forward to getting back into it some time soon[/QUOTE]
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