Couple of dudes in North Carolina stole $50,000 worth of socks - Polidicks

[url]http://www.therepublic.com/view/story/5a50c0f230a54af4bc7b01c3cdeb0f0b/NC--Stolen-Socks[/url] [quote]GREENSBORO, North Carolina — Two Greensboro men have been arrested and charged with taking $50,000 worth of socks from a HanesBrands Inc. distribution center in Kernersville. Police in Kernersville said the arrests were part of an investigation of the loss of about $2 million in merchandise in the last two years. Forty-eight-year-old Byron Keith Kearney and 32-year-old Henry Gerard Jackson were arrested Sunday and charged with felony larceny and felony breaking and entering.[/quote] That's a lot of socks for four feet.

[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;42214337] That's a lot of socks for four feet.[/QUOTE] One can never have too many socks.

The Millipede strikes again. He's a particularly crafty supervillain.

As a resident of Greensboro I can confirm that there really isn't anything else to do here.

[QUOTE=Squidman;42214391]As a resident of Greensboro I can confirm that there really isn't anything else to do here.[/QUOTE] You could go to law school at Elon. I guess. Yeah, my brother wasn't a huge fan of that place either. Charlotte is da best

Their dryers must be particularly hungry.

They must fap a lot.

Now make all of the pairs mismatched, and then return them! The perfect crime!

I always wanted to buy enough socks that I would never have to wear a used pair of socks.

They were working under my orders, I have a critical shortage of socks. At least, ones without holes in them. Seriously, it's like I hung them to dry on a GAU-8 in Afghanistan.

sounds like something the transgender/crossdresser thread people would do

when the police caught them they only brought half the socks

Ricky Spanish

Maybe they wanted to finally put the "where does that one sock go in the drier?" question to some rigorous testing.

[QUOTE=Reds;42214477]Now make all of the pairs mismatched, and then return them! The perfect crime![/QUOTE] It'll force the nations of the world to solve the problem thus creating world peace.

[QUOTE=imptastick;42215190]Maybe they wanted to finally put the "where does that one sock go in the drier?" question to some rigorous testing.[/QUOTE] [url]www.scp-wiki.net/scp-334-j[/url]

WTF is it with my state making news recently?

[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;42214437]You could go to law school at Elon. I guess. Yeah, my brother wasn't a huge fan of that place either. Charlotte is da best[/QUOTE] meh Charlotte is still pretty lame overall

Socks are my favorite christmas present

I bet those sick cunt bastards wore stolen socks to jail

[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;42214437]You could go to law school at Elon. I guess. Yeah, my brother wasn't a huge fan of that place either. Charlotte is da best[/QUOTE] Nah, Wilmington has Charlotte beat.

why is it always weird shit that puts my area in the news?

[QUOTE=Minimal;42215306]WTF is it with my state making news recently?[/QUOTE] The North Carolinians have come to take over facepunch. We won't back down.

fuck me