• [Survey] Take my survey and win shit!
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Hello, it is time for me to call upon Facepunch's notoriously diverse user-base in order to obtain academic mediocrity in my COM 386 class. I have prepared a quick FAQ section that can be updated if needed. [B]Q) First off dickweed, what's in it for me?[/B] A) I'm glad you asked, because by taking this survey you can enter yourself into a lottery to win a $20 steam shopping spree!!!! Just think of all the copies of bad rats you can buy! All you have to do is post saying that you took my survey and you will be a potential winner! [B]Q) How do I know you aren't a spineless troglodyte who won't just vanish after getting responses?[/B] A) I'll let this survey run until Friday the 15th and then a winner will be chosen! I'll publicly announce the winner in this thread and if I haven't delivered the prize by Monday the 18th, the lucky winner can simply post in this thread and have me permabanned for being a tricky dick! [B]Q) Okay numbnuts, how exactly will this "steam shopping spree" shit be delivered?[/B] A) It's quite simple, I'll pm the winner and add them on steam, and simply have them tell me what they wish to be purchased! Again, if I fail to deliver then I will be permabanned which would be hilarious! [B]Q) Before I start your fucking time vampire of a survey, how long is it?[/B] A) That is a great question! It's 5-6 questions with none of that short answer bullshit! It probably takes less time than it took to read this FAQ! [B]Q) One last thing asshole, what in the Charlie Chaplin is it about?[/B] A) It's about shark attacks or some shit! I wrote it so I should remember! The only personal information it asks you is your age so don't have a cow, man! [B]Here is the link[/B] [url]http://ncsu.qualtrics.com//SE/?SID=SV_eEvP93tM9S8slI9[/url] If by some act of Satan the link isn't working, please let me know! EDIT: You will also become privy to the very secretive knowledge that I go to NCSU! Knowledge is power so use it wisely!
Cool. Took the survey, unless you have some way of knowing that without me telling you. If so, please instruct me in the dark arts.
Took it.
Took it, it was fine
All done. Good thing I read a book about shark attacks once! :v:
Took it, helps you out, gives me a chance to win, everyone wins.
Took it, know close to nothing much nothing about shark attacks ergo im pretty comfortable with wading in the ocean i guess
I took it, although I'm not sure how you're supposed to know that.
done
Doneth.
[QUOTE=Swiket;42837074]I took it, although I'm not sure how you're supposed to know that.[/QUOTE] The information is beamed directly into my brain by satellites launched by the Illuminati in 2007. I just had to take off my tinfoil hat for a second for the responses to register. EDIT: Thanks to all of you who have already taken my survey, I'll have your surrogate children
Took it. What an amazing survey.
Did it woo
one of the best surveys i've ever taken 11/10 survey -- new york times two thumbs up -- washington herald "what the fuck is this shit" -- bethany hamilton
I took it.
I'm proud to have taken such a survey. It fills me with enormous sense of well being knowing I assisted a fantastic fellow member. no homo
done
Done I don't swim in natural bodies of water.
Did it.
I took it. I live about 15 minutes from the beach and hardly ever go
Finsihed. I live no where near a beach :v:
I did it. I don't find those things really scary tbh. Media likes to exaggerate things. Maybe I'm ignorant, but meh.
Done!
Did the survey aswell, I don't exactly watch all that many shark movies, nor do I ever hear about anything shark related up here in Scandinavia.
Done :)
Why not just use google docs or whatever? This thing you're using blows pretty hard, I misclicked and accidentally didn't select my age and it still went through and the formatting of the survey itself was weird. Anyway I finished the survey but I don't wish to enter the draw.
Done
Did it.
Done, Bad Rats here i come!
Took it
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