Dish Network accidentally broadcasts porn during Lilo and Stitch

[Key_in_skillee]

[url]http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/children-accidentally-porn-footage-lilo-stitch-broadcast-article-1.1162514[/url]

[quote]"I just heard things that probably shouldn't be on 'Lilo or Stitch,'" Brown told Fox Carolina. She rushed into the family room to turn the porn off. Her daughter cried and her oldest son covered his ears as he ran from the room.
“It’s a woman, on top of a man, full penetration,” Brown said. “This is not something that’s on HBO. This is like pay-per-view. I’m astonished that this is on there.”
At first she thought her children changed the channel but soon discovered that the footage was part of the Dish Network broadcast.
John Hall, senior manager of corporate communications for Dish, said that the company does not downplay the importance of this mishap.[/quote]

[Digimutant]

Accidentally?

Wow. How can you accidentally switch the show to porn?

[Archangel125]

Fuuuuck, someone's going to get fired. Oh god, that's priceless.

[smurfy]

[quote]Her daughter cried and her oldest son covered his ears as he ran from the room.[/quote]

[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/rainbow.png[/img]

[Cowabanga]

What the fuck, how is it even possible to fuck up so hard like that?

[Gears of duty]

[quote]Her daughter cried and her oldest son covered his ears as he ran from the room.[/quote]

Were they scared or something? :v:

[shaotek]

[QUOTE=digigamer17;37733641]Accidentally?

Wow. How can you accidentally switch the show to porn?[/QUOTE]

pissed off employee probably

[TheCalzone]

ohhhh lord the stink this is going to make for the next couple of weeks

[zakededodead]

Ban dish network, ban porn, ban lilo and stich.

[Stormcharger]

Thats happened on tv over here once as well :v:

[smurfy]

[QUOTE=zakedodead;37733672]Ban dish network, ban porn, ban lilo and stich.[/QUOTE]

Ban children

[der_crow]

I remember when my local news switched from 7am news to gay porn, i mean how the fuck even. Is this a inside joke for broadcasters or are people watching porn on the broadcasting equipment?

[smurfy]

The image in the article is a representation of what I would have done as a kid

[img]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1162512.1348014397!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/porn19n-2-web.jpg[/img]

[locojaws]

wait why would children act like it's horrifying if they don't know what's going on?? if anything, wouldn't they be more intrigued?

[mastfire]

must be the new lilo and stitch porn?

[thisispain]

yeah the first time can be daunting and quite scary
but maybe just a little peak, you know, just to make sure you don't forget
soon you're flipping through all the porn channels on mute with your finger on previous channel just in case your mum comes in

then it consumes your very soul and you'll stand at guard waiting for that moment that your parents leave, and then sweet sweet cable tv smut

[Glubbable]

God damn kids got spoiled, I never got to see porn when I watched TV, ever...
Best I ever managed to see when I was a kid was when they accidently played flirt call ads on a childrens channel at 5am in the morning.

[Lord Krit]

Theo and Bitch

[Van-man]

[QUOTE=thisispain;37733731]yeah the first time can be daunting and quite scary
but maybe just a little peak, you know, just to make sure you don't forget
soon you're flipping through all the porn channels on mute with your finger on previous channel just in case your mum comes in

then it consumes your very soul and you'll stand at guard waiting for that moment that your parents leave, and then sweet sweet cable tv smut[/QUOTE]

It's like you know more of my past than me.

[Eila]

Dildo and Snatch: The Series

[Lord Krit]

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;37733775]Dildo and Snatch: The Series[/QUOTE]

AVN award for sure

[smeismastger]

Well, this sort of ruined my mood for the day, knowing that quite many poor little souls were scarred perhaps for life. Kids aren't supposed to see shit like that for a reason.

[TextQUAKE]

[QUOTE=smeismastger;37733823]Well, this sort of ruined my mood for the day, knowing that quite many poor little souls were scarred perhaps for life. Kids aren't supposed to see shit like that for a reason.[/QUOTE]

Clearly humans weren't designed to know about sex.

[Zet]

[QUOTE=smeismastger;37733823]Well, this sort of ruined my mood for the day, knowing that quite many poor little souls were scarred perhaps for life. Kids aren't supposed to see shit like that for a reason.[/QUOTE]
I've seen porn when I was a kid, and I turned out just fine.

[rav]

[QUOTE=locojaws;37733696]wait why would children act like it's horrifying if they don't know what's going on?? if anything, wouldn't they be more intrigued?[/QUOTE]

because theyre used to their parents covering their eyes when they see a female's nipple or something

[lifehole]

oh god i can imagine how funny that would be in person

sitting around with younger siblings just staring at the tv

lilo and stitch switches to full vaginal penetration

smile

[Digimutant]

[QUOTE=raviool;37733878]because theyre used to their parents covering their eyes when they see a female's nipple or something[/QUOTE]

It's just body parts though.

[zakededodead]

[QUOTE=Zet;37733838]and I turned out just fine.[/QUOTE]

[Arietta]

[quote]It has been seven days now,” she told the Daily News. “The children have been doing a humping motion. To watch your three-year-old and five-year-old doing that is heartbreaking.”
[/quote]
:rolleyes:

[BCell]

I'm quite surprise world war 3 haven't started because of this