I recently started working at a seafood restaurant, just for a little extra income. I'm pretty much the only white guy who works in the kitchen. inb4 redundant. But all the guys were actually pretty welcoming to me. Except one. His name is Nate, but everyone calls him Junior. He's a big guy, and about 40 years old or so.
The past week, he's been giving me shit about everything. All my food is overcooked, portions fucked up, station is a mess, and I'm always "white boy." Well, last night me and him closed together for the first time. He was an asshole, and sent the dishwasher home, leaving me to break everything down and wash up, while he tended the last few orders. Eventually he peaks around the corner and says, "White boy, what you think about Obama?" I'm already pissed at him, so I'm straight up: "He's a nigger, and has no idea what he's doing." It came out of my mouth so fast that I tasted copper immediately, and was ready to defend myself, physically. But Junior just cleaned under his fingernails and gave a slow, soft laugh. "White boy, you is a crazy bastard." Then, before I knew it we were talking about sports, the servers asses, etc, and cracking eachother up. At that point we were closed, and he was nice enough to come back and help me finish up in the dish area. "43 honkies, and 1 nigger. . .I'd say ya'll still doin aight." I chuckled, and nodded. We each had a hand in the huge dish sink, trying to clear the food-stuff out so the water would drain. Suddenly, our hands touched, underneath the lukewarm murky water.
The next thing I knew, he had me pinned against the walk-in, and we were kissing. Hard. He was feeling up my ass, and I was stroking his cock outside of his pants, tugging on it, squeezing it. He dropped his pants, right there, and I turned around and pulled mine completely off. He reached to the slight left and grabbed a gob of butter off the line, and polished his gorgeous black triumphant cock. He slid into me, pounding me. "White boy" he shouted. "Nigger" I whimpered. Over, and over. Louder, and louder. Drilling my asshole, bursts of wet greasy fuck-farts escaping. It was then that I realized Barack Obama knows exactly what he's doing.
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This was actually pretty funny to read.
what a twist!
Ah yes, love blossoms in the most uncanny places.
:geno:
what
This isn't a ban-me. It's actually funny!
Lol you son of a bitch. You got me.:P
[quote]The next thing I knew, he had me pinned against the walk-in, and we were kissing. Hard. He was feeling up my ass, and I was stroking his cock outside of his pants, tugging on it, squeezing it. He dropped his pants, right there, and I turned around and pulled mine completely off. He reached to the slight left and grabbed a gob of butter off the line, and polished his gorgeous black triumphant cock. He slid into me, pounding me. "White boy" he shouted. "Nigger" I whimpered. Over, and over. Louder, and louder. Drilling my asshole, bursts of wet greasy fuck-farts escaping. It was then that I realized Barack Obama knows exactly what he's doing.[/quote]
[quote]Drilling my asshole, bursts of wet greasy fuck-farts escaping.[/quote]
[quote]bursts of wet greasy fuck-farts escaping[/quote]
[quote]wet greasy fuck-farts[/quote]
what.
I don't think it's that funny.
What the fuck. You guys had sex?
no op got fucked by a black man
lol metaphor
I lol'd at the last paragraph
Hilarious.
A++ Thread, would read again!
Reminded me of Let's Go To Prison
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Who the fuck rated me artistic
op got niggerfucked
Oh he got raped
[QUOTE=gerard;16952293]What the fuck. You guys had sex?[/QUOTE]
you are very easily trolled
[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;16952298]no op got fucked by a black man
lol metaphor[/QUOTE]
it's better than sex
didn't expect that
Why can't we have more threads like this.
tl;dr readers heres your short version
:White boy got raped.
That was great.
oh wow
This is extremely funny. I laughed for a good 2 minutes.
[quote]bursts of wet greasy fuck-farts escaping[/quote]
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most of the time whoever is giving you shit will stop once you stand up for yourself.
they just want to see that you arent a pushover and then you will garner there respect
[QUOTE=silensio;16952469]most of the time whoever is giving you shit will stop once you stand up for yourself.
they just want to see that you arent a pushover and then you will garner there respect[/QUOTE]
And their dicks in your ass.
Bravo, kind sir.
It's shit like this that puts Facepunch on the map.
What the fuck man
:gooncamp:
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