This one's for you DD. - General

My mind is racing loose, untamed, irate. My consciousness is entwined in a knot. It figure eights around one spot. I try to concentrate, my head aches. I wish I could just drop it all, make it stop, take a break. As I slowly awake I hesitate. Which state is better, alive or completely baked?

Well if you're reffering completly baked as on weed, I'd say that I would prefer to spend 3/4 on my time sober, then the 1/4 completly baked. So I couldn't really give a straight answer to that question of yours. The way I'll do things with drugs is the way that I'm comfortable with.

i dont believe eighting is a verb. iraite = irate ? ALIVE AND BAKED IS THE ANSWER

[QUOTE=brianosaur;23764500]i dont believe eighting is a verb. iraite = irate ? ALIVE AND BAKED IS THE ANSWER[/QUOTE] thx broski

you ask the question of existence i answer it with jumbled incoherence making sense of a mixed mess getting fucked up while failing tests. life is best lived under the radar stealth mode bitch, driving my camo car getting paid in ammo jars, laid in zanzibar living in the matrix makes nothing too far this life we call real, what do you feel deal drugs and steal, what makes it illegal live life high, fucked till we die generic lines describing life's lies

A pot poem by Dana Larsen Would you like green buds and hash? - No I would not, Mister Stash! Would you like them in a bong? Would you like them all day long? - No I would not in a bong! - No I would not all day long! - I do not like green buds and hash. - I do not want them Mister Stash! Would you like them wrapped in paper? Will you try them now or later? - I do not want them wrapped in paper. - I don't want them now or later. - I don't want them in a bong, - I do not want them all day long. - I do not like green buds and hash, - I do not want them Mister Stash! Would you like them in a joint? - No I would not, what's the point? Perhaps you would prefer a puff? Just have one, that is enough. - I won't partake, not of a puff, - Nor a hoot, nor hit, nor huff! Would you try a tiny toke? - No I don't want any smoke! What if they were vaporized? - I've told you no a thousand times! Would you, could you, in a cake? Or in cookies I can bake? - I do not want them in a cake, - Or in cookies you could bake. - I do not want them vaporized, - Or other means you have devised. - I do not wish to try a toke, - Or otherwise inhale smoke. - I won't participate in puffs, - You have asked me quite enough! - I get no joy from juicy joints, - I really do not see the point. - I do not want to use the bong, - I think that buds and hash are wrong. In a tincture would you take it? I could show you how to make it. - I do not want them in a tincture - Or in any other mixture! - I do not want green buds and hash, - I do not want them Mister Stash! - Why do you care if I try them? - Will you profit if I buy them? I offer buds and hash for free, There is no benefit to me. Someone said that that you were sick, green buds and hash might do the trick. If you find you're getting thinner, With no appetite for dinner, Or you suffer from sclerosis, Epilepsy or neuroses, For almost all the ills that ail ya, buds and hash will never fail ya. Have glaucoma? PMS? Green buds and hash have much success. For protection against strokes, Its best to have some potent tokes. If your muscles are not dandy, Try some green bud infused candy. For migraines, spasms, even cancer, Green buds and hash provide the answer. If you are not feeling right, Then have green buds and hash tonight. - It's true I am not feeling great, - My health's been rather poor of late. - My doctor says that I have ills, - He told me I should take these pills. - I cannot even sleep at night, - I never do feel quite alright. - I will try green buds and hash, - I will try them Mister Stash! Pfffffffffffffft! - Hey now I am feeling good! - They worked just like you said they would. - I have never felt this fine! - Green buds and hash are quite divine! - I will bake a green bud brownie, - Whenever I am feeling frowny. - I will try them vaporized, - That technique seems very wise. - I will take them in a tincture, - And in every other mixture. - Perhaps I would prefer to puff, - And stop when I have had enough. - I will roll some massive joints, - And smoke them down to little points. - I will toke upon the bong, - I will do it all day long. - I really like green buds and hash, - I do enjoy them Mister Stash! - Thanks for being so insistent - And for being so persistent. - My mind and body are improved, - My spirit also has been moved. - Though I was told they are a sin, - Green buds and hash are medicine. - I'm sorry that I was so hateful, - Now I know I should be grateful! - Thank you, thank you, Mister Stash, - Thank you for green buds and hash!

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[QUOTE=brianosaur;23768141]A pot poem by Dana Larsen Would you like green buds and hash? - No I would not, Mister Stash! Would you like them in a bong? Would you like them all day long? - No I would not in a bong! - No I would not all day long! - I do not like green buds and hash. - I do not want them Mister Stash! Would you like them wrapped in paper? Will you try them now or later? - I do not want them wrapped in paper. - I don't want them now or later. - I don't want them in a bong, - I do not want them all day long. - I do not like green buds and hash, - I do not want them Mister Stash! Would you like them in a joint? - No I would not, what's the point? Perhaps you would prefer a puff? Just have one, that is enough. - I won't partake, not of a puff, - Nor a hoot, nor hit, nor huff! Would you try a tiny toke? - No I don't want any smoke! What if they were vaporized? - I've told you no a thousand times! Would you, could you, in a cake? Or in cookies I can bake? - I do not want them in a cake, - Or in cookies you could bake. - I do not want them vaporized, - Or other means you have devised. - I do not wish to try a toke, - Or otherwise inhale smoke. - I won't participate in puffs, - You have asked me quite enough! - I get no joy from juicy joints, - I really do not see the point. - I do not want to use the bong, - I think that buds and hash are wrong. In a tincture would you take it? I could show you how to make it. - I do not want them in a tincture - Or in any other mixture! - I do not want green buds and hash, - I do not want them Mister Stash! - Why do you care if I try them? - Will you profit if I buy them? I offer buds and hash for free, There is no benefit to me. Someone said that that you were sick, green buds and hash might do the trick. If you find you're getting thinner, With no appetite for dinner, Or you suffer from sclerosis, Epilepsy or neuroses, For almost all the ills that ail ya, buds and hash will never fail ya. Have glaucoma? PMS? Green buds and hash have much success. For protection against strokes, Its best to have some potent tokes. If your muscles are not dandy, Try some green bud infused candy. For migraines, spasms, even cancer, Green buds and hash provide the answer. If you are not feeling right, Then have green buds and hash tonight. - It's true I am not feeling great, - My health's been rather poor of late. - My doctor says that I have ills, - He told me I should take these pills. - I cannot even sleep at night, - I never do feel quite alright. - I will try green buds and hash, - I will try them Mister Stash! Pfffffffffffffft! - Hey now I am feeling good! - They worked just like you said they would. - I have never felt this fine! - Green buds and hash are quite divine! - I will bake a green bud brownie, - Whenever I am feeling frowny. - I will try them vaporized, - That technique seems very wise. - I will take them in a tincture, - And in every other mixture. - Perhaps I would prefer to puff, - And stop when I have had enough. - I will roll some massive joints, - And smoke them down to little points. - I will toke upon the bong, - I will do it all day long. - I really like green buds and hash, - I do enjoy them Mister Stash! - Thanks for being so insistent - And for being so persistent. - My mind and body are improved, - My spirit also has been moved. - Though I was told they are a sin, - Green buds and hash are medicine. - I'm sorry that I was so hateful, - Now I know I should be grateful! - Thank you, thank you, Mister Stash, - Thank you for green buds and hash![/QUOTE] I'm going to memorize this and sing it aloud when I am high.

Well, I just smoked my bff's out last night and now we're all dry. :( Oh well, I need to quit anyways. Being a stoner was an interesting experience, but I think I should put my time and money into getting pussy or learning the guitar or something.

you call your friends your bff's? [img]http://www.katiebailey.co.uk/images/img_girl_pointing.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Poo Monst3r;23811225]you call your friends your bff's? [img]http://www.katiebailey.co.uk/images/img_girl_pointing.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

C-C-Combo breaker!

You're a bunch of faggots man. We're best fucking friends forever.

[QUOTE=newbs;23842634]You're a bunch of faggots man. We're best fucking friends forever.[/QUOTE] I dunno. You're the one calling your friend your bff, seems like you're more likely of faggotory.

[QUOTE=Roly poly;23844685]I dunno. You're the one calling your friend your bff, seems like you're more likely of faggotory.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Roly poly;23844685]I dunno. You're the one calling your friend your bff, seems like you're more likely of faggotory.[/QUOTE] :bandwagon:

[QUOTE=Roly poly;23844685]I dunno. You're the one calling your friend your bff, seems like you're more likely of faggotory.[/QUOTE]

Insecure homophobic much?

Stop trying to analyze and deconstruct what we say, dumbass. You don't see us, you don't hear how we say shit, and all this put together means we can be anything and convey any message.

[QUOTE=THEMikeDurham;23852798]Stop trying to analyze and deconstruct what we say, dumbass. You don't see us, you don't hear how we say shit, and all this put together means we can be anything and convey any message.[/QUOTE] I'm just going to go out on a limb here and jump to the conclusion that you're not sober. Also, calling people dumbasses isn't the best way to win friends and influence people. :/

Not trying to make you my friend or influence you....

[QUOTE=THEMikeDurham;23853370]Not trying to make you my friend or influence you....[/QUOTE] I'm talking about your attitude mister.

[QUOTE=THEMikeDurham;23853370]Not trying to make you my friend or influence you....[/QUOTE] With all due respect. A post on a forum should always match at least one of those criteria. If you aren't trying to influence anybody or befriend anybody, what was the point in your post?

[QUOTE=Dan The Man;23866002]With all due respect. A post on a forum should always match at least one of those criteria. If you aren't trying to influence anybody or befriend anybody, what was the point in your post?[/QUOTE] Stating an opinion? Although an opinion can be stated with the intent of influencing another, it's not always intended in such a way

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[QUOTE=newbs;23852891]I'm just going to go out on a limb here and jump to the conclusion that you're not sober. Also, [B]calling people dumbasses isn't the best way[/B] to win friends and influence people. :/[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=newbs;23842634]You're a bunch of faggots man. We're best fucking friends forever.[/QUOTE] You're a turd. [QUOTE=Roly poly;23844685]I dunno. You're the one calling your friend your bff, seems like you're more likely of faggotory.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Aaronn;23871195]Stating an opinion? Although an opinion can be stated with the intent of influencing another, it's not always intended in such a way[/QUOTE] If you aren't trying to influence somebody with your opinion then you are just pissing in the wind. You're suggesting that writing your opinion in snow on Mt Everest would be just as righteous and progressive.

[QUOTE=Dan The Man;23877297]If you aren't trying to influence somebody with your opinion then you are just pissing in the wind. [B]You're suggesting that writing your opinion in snow on Mt Everest would be just as righteous and progressive.[/B][/QUOTE] I would definitely fucking do that just because it sounds fuckin' hardcore and awesome