Woman denies biting off mans testicles - Polidicks

Source: [url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-13159145[/url] [quote=BBC News]A mother of four accused of biting off her boyfriend's testicles has denied grievous bodily harm. Maria Topp, 43, allegedly attacked Martin Douglas at his Newcastle flat at 0400 GMT on 18 February. He required emergency hospital treatment for his injuries. Ms Topp, from Aycliffe Place, Wrekenton, Gateshead, appeared at Newcastle Crown Court for a brief hearing on Thursday to deny the charge. She was granted bail. Her two or three-day trial will be fixed later.[/quote] This bitch needs a jail sentance.

Death sentence

Guess she bit off more than she could chew.

No more kids I guess.

I wonder what he did to deserve that?

Eye for an eye. Ovary for a testicle.

Guys, this isn't funny. Imagine how much it'd hurt to have your balls bitten off :ohdear:

my genitals are worried

Personally I draw the line at biting off nipples

Nobody deserves something this horrible.

Caught red mouthed?

Maybe she was trying to be sexy, but got tips from Cosmo? [url]http://www.cracked.com/article/156_7-sex-tips-from-cosmo-that-will-put-you-in-hospital/[/url] "I swear I'm innocent, officer! Cosmo said men [i]love[/i] getting their crotch bitten!"

He probably forgot to tell her not to use her teeth.

im covering my balls now

I've been kicked in the balls before, but I can't imagine how much it hurts to have them bitten off :ohdear:

aaaggggggghhh criiiiiiinge

Did the testicles survive?

I've had my balls pulled, twisted, kicked, and squeezed. But this tops all of my pain, I feel fortunate.

[QUOTE=clc666;29339615]I've had my balls [b]pulled, twisted, kicked, and squeezed[/b]. But this tops all of my pain, I feel fortunate.[/QUOTE] what.

[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;29339724]what.[/QUOTE] She's a close friend but she gets too rough sometimes is all.

[QUOTE=clc666;29339775]She's a close friend but she gets too rough sometimes is all.[/QUOTE] Dude. Tell her not to mess with the family jewels. Does she even know how sensitive they are? What damage to them can cause? If that doesn't work, then this might be the case. [IMG]http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/4246/strueandyouknowit.png[/IMG]

Shit, I thought the title said "Woman dies biting off mans testicles" I was like :byodood:

[QUOTE=Last or First;29339944]Dude. Tell her not to mess with the family jewels. Does she even know how sensitive they are? What damage to them can cause? If that doesn't work, then this might be the case.[/QUOTE] We both enjoy it, it's all just simple fun. She never hurts them too bad, just gets them in that position to show who's boss, but I get her. She learns. Thanks for the concern though, bra.

[QUOTE=clc666;29340001]We both enjoy it, it's all just simple fun. She never hurts them too bad, just gets them in that position to show who's boss, but I get her. She learns. Thanks for the concern though, bra.[/QUOTE] Mmmkay. Pull her boob and hit it, say it's not a tenth of the pain you feel.

How the hell can you deny shit like that? What, is this bitch going to say he bit his own balls off?

[QUOTE=cyclocius;29340060]Mmmkay. Pull her boob and hit it, say it's not a tenth of the pain you feel.[/QUOTE] Oh she knows. That's why she does it.

[QUOTE=clc666;29339775]She's a close friend but she gets too rough sometimes is all.[/QUOTE] So, hatesex??

[QUOTE=Van-man;29340086]So, hatesex??[/QUOTE] Kinky

[QUOTE=clc666;29340077]Oh she knows. That's why she does it.[/QUOTE] Sounds hot. I'm just not too keen on having testicular pain, I like blunt trauma elsewhere more than damaging the gonads.

[QUOTE=clc666;29340105]Kinky[/QUOTE] Thought so.