Butt Crack Avenger upholds his greatest mission at "Magic: The Gathering" convention - Polidicks

[quote=Avenger] Reddit user OB1FBM posed for photos with every exposed butt crack he saw at a "Magic: The Gathering" meet March 7-9 in Richmond, Va., and posted them on Imgur (see below). They are, well, cracking people up. "It's part funny, part social commentary and part PSA," OB1FBM wrote on a Reddit thread. However, the meme-spawning post didn't seem to sit well with some. The Daily Dot points out that a few Redditors decried the stunt as mean-spirited and a form of bullying, and it was rumored that the user had been banned from tournaments. [B]The poster explained on his original Reddit thread that the pics are "not about being fat," adding, "It’s about having your ass exposed to thousands of people and not having the courtesy to pull your shirt down or pull your pants up.”[/B][/quote] [url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/11/his-butt-crack-photos-at-magic_n_4943664.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news[/url] There isn't much more that I have to say [img]http://i.imgur.com/JowQAhW.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/LAjulOl.jpg[/img] [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/ygIB5AC.jpg[/thumb] [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/ktbqm5U.jpg[/thumb] [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/vqIdAfI.jpg[/thumb] [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/55N8JOk.jpg[/thumb] [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/WIOnaqa.jpg[/thumb] gallery: [url]http://imgur.com/a/SjcgE[/url] This man has the vocation to be the butt crack selfie king.

I'd hate to be the butt of that joke

That is one glorious neckbeard

Not even from my position of the owner of an oversized posterior I cannot find any understanding or an excuse for people who fail to cover up their hairy buttocks. Just get a better fit pants or a longer shirt for the love of god.

how do you not notice that your ass is showing?

Or wear better fitting boxers. I'd rather see underpants than hairy ass.

He should be given The Golden Fedora.

[QUOTE=Mikemaximum;44215040]He should be given The Golden Fedora.[/QUOTE] at most; he deserves to have Sir Patrick Stewart wear a golden fedora and give him the honorary tip [editline]12th March 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=draugur;44215009]Or wear better fitting boxers. I'd rather see underpants than hairy ass.[/QUOTE] plumbers take note

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/wHuz87n.jpg[/IMG]

This is hilarious.

It's a damn Magic: The Gathering convention/meetup, no wonder. You think MLP, anime, P&P, and tabletop games have a lot of autists and neckbeards? They all pale in comparison to MTG. [editline]12th March 2014[/editline] They still aren't as neckbeard as me though, fucking casuals.

Thats pretty damn embarrassing.

[QUOTE=Uzbekistan;44215083][IMG_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/wHuz87n.jpg[/IMG_thumb][/QUOTE] I was just thinking his pose in every picture looked like something from a rap/hiphop album.

May he wipe away our sins.

This is why I wear shirts a size too big. My glorious crack shall never been seen by another mortal man!

[QUOTE=Mingebox;44215167]May he wipe away our sins.[/QUOTE] And on the 4th day; the fecal god bequeathed the doctrine of "Thou must not use more than two squares of toilet paper" But on the 5th day; it was known that "Thou must do what is conceivably possible to avoid exposing ones asshole crack" The Butt Avenger was awakened

[QUOTE=Uzbekistan;44215083][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/wHuz87n.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [I]It's the Ten Crack Commandments[/I]

[QUOTE=D3TBS;44215375][I]It's the Ten Crack Commandments[/I][/QUOTE] oh my god that is perfect

People thinking this is a form of bullying are seriously overreacting. If he's actually been banned from tournaments, that is zero-tolerance-schools level of idiotic.

[QUOTE=acds;44215094]It's a damn Magic: The Gathering convention/meetup, no wonder. You think MLP, anime, P&P, and tabletop games have a lot of autists and neckbeards? They all pale in comparison to MTG. [editline]12th March 2014[/editline] They still aren't as neckbeard as me though, fucking casuals.[/QUOTE] My friend sold some ultra special Magic: TG card to some guy and the guy treated him like a god when he actually came to pick it up and saw the card in person. Payed straight up $1000 for it

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1Mp2GXo.png[/IMG]

[quote]The poster explained on his original Reddit thread that the pics are "not about being fat," adding, "It’s about having your ass exposed to thousands of people and not having the courtesy to pull your shirt down or pull your pants up.”[/quote] Why would they think it's fat shaming? He's not exactly a twig himself, so that doesn't make sense. I'm fat too and I think this is funny.

[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;44215837]My friend sold some ultra special Magic: TG card to some guy and the guy treated him like a god when he actually came to pick it up and saw the card in person. Payed straight up $1000 for it[/QUOTE] There are cards which cost more than that.

[QUOTE=ASIC;44216267]There are cards which cost more than that.[/QUOTE] Black Lotus

His pose makes me lose my shit, more and more after looking at each picture.

[QUOTE=Katatonic717;44215286]This is why I wear shirts a size too big. My glorious crack shall never been seen by another mortal man![/QUOTE] Not if I can help it.

Thank god I only play Yugioh

pictures are like, 4 days late from when they were actually posted on reddit/imgur. but anyways, the guy was banned on the wizards forum and a couple of pro-level magic players called him out on it saying it was fat shaming and portraying the magic community in a bad light. i think the guy is banned from official events now.

[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;44216290]Black Lotus[/QUOTE] isn't that card also banned from basically any league tournament or whatever

That room probably smells so bad.