• Man steals 36 batteries from Kmart
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[img]http://images.onset.freedom.com/nwfdn/images/logo.gif[/img] [quote]FORT WALTON BEACH — A Shalimar man was charged with retail theft after he was caught taking 36 batteries from Kmart. According to a notice to appear in court, the unemployed 29-year-old was caught at 4:30 p.m. Dec. 27 with a 20-pack of Energizer AA batteries worth $12.49; and a 16-pack of Duracell AAA batteries, also worth $12.49, for a total of $24.98. He is due in court Jan. 25.[/quote] [url=http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/kmart-36266-packs-steals.html]Source[/url] The charges against him just keep going and going and going and going.
um... okay?
Oh no! Someone stole batteries!
He went from Duracell straight to a jail cell.
Omggggggggggggg
That was terrible.
What an horrendous crime, I am glad he was charged.
I'd probably do the same, Duracell and Energizer are expensive as hell compared to lesser known brands.
death penalty IMO
I'm assuming news on the "Emerald Coast" is very dull.
No news I see?
this is terrible what has the world come to
Hoshit, I live one town over from there. Are my batteries safe? :ohdear:
Slow news day? [editline]5th January 2011[/editline] Wait a minute this is local news, why did you post this?
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Rechargeable batteries >>> Alkaline batteries
I'm willing to bet this was posted purely for pun related reasons.
Apparently he injured a security guard and a cashier and got nothing for it but battery charges.
He's getting charged.
[QUOTE=ruarai;27211437]i bet he ate them and then the cop charged him but his friend that eats fireworks got let off[/QUOTE] His brother who stole a calendar was given twelve months. :downs:
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT A SICK FUCK, but him on death row, FFS.
2012
This news comes to me as shocking
I assume he'll get the electric chair for this one.
He just killed the economy.
I think OP just made this thread to make a news joke. And not a particularly good joke at that.
[QUOTE=Ashten;27211391]He's getting charged.[/QUOTE] I am the current holder of the first charged pun in this thread.
Shocking... Absolutely shocking.
He should get charged for battery.
[QUOTE=Wayword;27211223]Omggggggggggggg[/QUOTE] Those g's keep gggggoing.
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