• NASA: Space-humping Illegal.
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Source: [URL]http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/06/30/sex-in-space/?hpt=T2[/URL] [quote] Well talk about joining the mile high club. Plenty of odd things have happened in space. Animals have taken flight, the Hubble Telescope has captured photos of mindbending light shows, and our interstellar adventures have sparked more than a few flying saucer tales. But in Low Earth Orbit, we now know of one thing that isn't happening. There's apparently no sex allowed on the International Space Station. At least that's what Alan Poindexter, a NASA commander, would have us believe. "We are a group of professionals," he said. "Personal relationships are not ... an issue. We don't have them and we won't." (In other sex news: King Tut's penis is missing) There's no word, though, on how many astronauts may have wanted to. And you know what happens when you tell people they can't do something... And think about it: These are people who (a) spend months crammed together in a confined space and (b) like to experiment with science and mechanics — surely, they must be curious about how sex in zero gravity would work. Call it the final frontier of human anatomy. So one question remains: Your habitation module or mine? [/quote]I wonder if masturbation is illegal in space?
^ Do you really want to have globs of spooge floating around in your compartments that are about the size of a porta-john? And I think it's sort of awkward for you to hang a 'Pleasure Dispenser' baggy on your spacesuit when you fly off or try to stash the bags somewhere in such a confined space. "Lemme just finish up my Yogurt Baggy" "That's not Yogurt..."
:barf:
[quote](In other sex news: King Tut's penis is missing)[/quote] this is more interesting
Hey, that's something I want to experience. Zero-gravity orgasms sounds awesome.
All my fantasies, shattered...
0g sex sounds awkward You know that one law of motion? For every action there's an equal and opposite reaction? You'd probably end up sending yourself, your partner, or both into a wall and knocked unconscious bringing an awkward end to sex :(
[QUOTE=wonkadonk;23009616]0g sex sounds awkward You know that one law of motion? For every action there's an equal and opposite reaction? You'd probably end up sending yourself, your partner, or both into a wall and knocked unconscious bringing an awkward end to sex :([/QUOTE] Some lady and her husband invented a space suit with velcro that sticks you together, they tested it on the "vomit comet." Didn't actually fuck, but it sticks apparently.
[QUOTE=wonkadonk;23009616]You'd probably end up sending yourself, your partner, or both into a wall and knocked unconscious bringing an awkward end to sex :([/QUOTE] Just because the other one is unconscious, doesn't mean the fun has to end. Also I have decided that I don't want to be an astronaut anymore because of this story.
But...it happened in Moonraker!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...hahahahaha...haaaaa... Alright I wanna go into space now.
[QUOTE=wonkadonk;23009616]0g sex sounds awkward You know that one law of motion? For every action there's an equal and opposite reaction? You'd probably end up sending yourself, your partner, or both into a wall and knocked unconscious bringing an awkward end to sex :([/QUOTE] Or they can just hang onto something :downs:
Hahahaha, tell that to Shepard.
You can't even get a boner in space.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;23010338]You can't even get a boner in space.[/QUOTE] How do you know? I'm sure you could, it's just blood filling your penis. You're saying blood doesn't move in space?
They don't allow married couples on board for this purpose. There was one exception but they got married a few weeks for launch and it was too late to change the plans.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;23010338]You can't even get a boner in space.[/QUOTE] By that theory, all astronauts would be dead from blood starvation.
[QUOTE=faze;23010351]How do you know? I'm sure you could, it's just blood filling your penis. You're saying blood doesn't move in space?[/QUOTE] I remember reading it somewhere.
They had this rule in place since they first went to space, it's only for astronauts cause sex might lead to problems in relationships in the team so its against the rules to make sure the team functions. But there was a married couple who was part of a mission one time, and the crew left them alone for like 20 minutes and the only people who knows what happened for those 20 minutes are the couple. :pervert:
[QUOTE=Kyle902;23010391]I remember reading it somewhere.[/QUOTE] Well that was wrong then. If you can't get a boner in space, you have ED or you're dead. Read this: [url]http://archives.stupidquestion.net/sq71201.html[/url]
[QUOTE=Haxxer;23009859]Or they can just hang onto something :downs:[/QUOTE] wheres the fun in that??
[QUOTE=wonkadonk;23010497]wheres the fun in that??[/QUOTE] I don't know...it'd be fun to fuck like a monkey for once :D
Alan Poindexter? Wow his childhood must have SUCKED.
In the past I thought they had experiments in space studying the effects of low gravity on human reproduction.
sex while floating about would be quite awesome
[QUOTE=kidwithsword;23010589]In the past I thought they had experiments in space studying the effects of low gravity on human reproduction.[/QUOTE] that's an urban legend
How do you have sex in space? [img]http://i542.photobucket.com/albums/gg410/Mr_Someguy/colbert_astronaut.png[/img]
If the Mars Mission gets underway, it will happen. Or maybe masturbation, which would be even messier.
Didn't some porn company want to make a film in space?
lol too bad space is nobody's jurisdiction
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