• Life Hack Thread
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Looking to be more productive? Need a new way to go about your day? Look no further! You have just stumbled into a life hack thread. In this thread, post life hacks you use every day either by form (shown below) or a quick MSPaint drawing. If doing it by form, please fill out the following: [code] Description: How to: 1. First step here. 2. Second here. 3. etc. [/code] Please try to post hacks you have created yourself, and ones by others second. [code] [B]Description:[/B] Helps you not look like a douche on the bus as it makes sharp turns, stops and swerves, causing others to bounce and move about from the G-Force. [B]How to:[/B] 1. As bus begins to slow, straighten your back relax all of your muscles. 2. As the true stopping begins, flex your abs/torso slowly. The amount of flex you are applying to cohere with the amount of pressure is being applied to the breaks. 3. Now, prepare for the final "pop" in the braking process. This is the part where most non-hackers jerk forward slightly, causing discomfort and irritation. As the bus comes to a sudden halt, fully flex your abs and lean forward slightly. Be sure to time this flex with the exact time the bus jerks to a stop. [/code] Alright, go. Also, no ???/Profit pl0x.
Life Hack? What?
[QUOTE=Andokool12;21395666] [code] [B]Description:[/B] Helps you not look like a douche on the bus as it makes sharp turns, stops and swerves, causing others to bounce and move about from the G-Force. [B]How to:[/B] 1. As bus begins to slow, straighten your back relax all of your muscles. 2. As the true stopping begins, flex your abs/torso slowly. The amount of flex you are applying to cohere with the amount of pressure is being applied to the breaks. 3. Now, prepare for the final "pop" in the braking process. This is the part where most non-hackers jerk forward slightly, causing discomfort and irritation. As the bus comes to a sudden halt, fully flex your abs and lean forward slightly. Be sure to time this flex with the exact time the bus jerks to a stop. [/code] [/QUOTE] This sounds super cool
I do this all the time.
Sit down in some chair, with someone in front of you. Close your eyes and touch both the person siting in front of you and your noses Your nose seems to be larger than usual :350:
How to remember things [I]slightly[/I] better. 1. Think of thing to remember. 2. While thinking about thing, make a mark on your hand/arm with something. 3. Later on as you're doing things, you'll see the mark and go "Uhh...why do I have a mark on my arm? Oh yeah! I'm supposed to remember to do <something>! meh...I tried...
I don't ride a bus to school. :smug:
[QUOTE=lemon_lover;21395888]I don't ride a bus to school. :smug:[/QUOTE] Eh if you're in NYC or some other metropolitan city some kids take the bus, but most that I know take the subway so it applies anyways.
Remembering to do things. (Like paying your bills) Put the bills on the table like normal. Put a shoe on the table. You will notice the shoe and remember the bills. I tried.
Get out.
Kill someone Cut them up Life-hack, get it, because you hacked their life up into little pieces.
You guys seem to be having some trouble grasping the concept of a life hack, so let me re-paint and post an EPIC hack: [img]http://cheetocommunity.xsjefkex.com/upload/users/Andokool12/blankethack.png[/img]
Press "Esc" to go to your Life menu. Go to "Options", "Controls" then "Advanced". Turn on developer's console. When this is done, click apply and draw a "~" symbol on your arm. A menu should appear. Write in "sv_cheats 1" and push enter. Now you can write in a bunch of cheats. Popular ones include; notarget, god 1, buddha 1, impulse 101 (gives you some weapons; try not to murder anyone ok) give *** (replace *** with anything in the world)
[QUOTE=Andokool12;21396052]You guys seem to be having some trouble grasping the concept of a life hack, so let me re-paint and post an EPIC hack: [/QUOTE] Fucking this, this makes you 10000x more powerfull
When it is cold outside like colder than -5 (The wind will let it feel like being -10) C or whatever is cold for you. Put a shit load of clothes on until you start to sweat. You now will notice almost nothing when you go outside.
[code] Description: Don't fall Asleep How to: Bend your right leg while on your back. 1. Lay down. 2. Bend your knee, where your right foot is next to your left knee. 3. Your body and mind will fight it and make you want to put your leg down, but willpower prevails. [/code] [code] Descriptiion: LSD Trips-- Safe and Legal! How to: Use a red light, white noise, and a ping pong ball. 1. Get a red light, like a lizard light, and shine it on your face. 2. Get a ping pong ball, cut it in half, and tape the halves over your eyes. Make sure there's no holes, words, letters, or symbols on the ping pong ball. 3. Get a radio that's tuned to a white noise channel, and listen to it. This will cause signals to be cut off to your brain, meaning that your imagination will run wild. Enjoy your trip. [/code]
[QUOTE=lemon_lover;21395888]I don't ride a bus to school. :smug:[/QUOTE] Neither do I, but I still use buses to get around town...
[code] Descriptiion: LSD Trips-- Safe and Legal! How to: Use a red light, white noise, and a ping pong ball. 1. Get a red light, like a lizard light, and shine it on your face. 2. Get a ping pong ball, cut it in half, and tape the halves over your eyes. Make sure there's no holes, words, letters, or symbols on the ping pong ball. 3. Get a radio that's tuned to a white noise channel, and listen to it. This will cause signals to be cut off to your brain, meaning that your imagination will run wild. Enjoy your trip. [/code][/QUOTE] Or many other ways, i.e. use LSD, meditate, imagine things..
[code] 1. Make hot chocolate 2. Add maple syrup 3. Instant canadiosity and awesome [/code]
Here's all of them. [url]http://www.lifehacker.com/[/url]
Life Hack? Wasn't that the name of some book series/LBP level series or something?
[code]How to fall off a skateboard. V. That's right, Tony Hawk. Let's see you do this! 1. When getting ON the skateboard, remember to always lean as far backwards as you can. Alternatively, jump onto the skateboard from a standing position behind it. Remember! Your feet must both hit the board at the same time! 2. Kick off with all your might and remember to keep the insides of both feet touching each other. Stand erect and in the position of attention. 3. If all else fails, find a suitable, unpaved hill to skate down, maintain position described in #2, and flail your arms wildly.[/code] Go out and try it today!
[code]How to: Suddenly disappear mid-conversation with 2 or more other people. 1. Make sure nobody is looking at you, then quickly go out of sight. 2. When someone notices you are gone (Standing behind them ((A personal favorite of mine.))/Hiding out of site.) and say "Where'd ________ go?", tap someone else on the shoulder and go behind the person again, still out of sight. 3. Lol at them trying to figure out where the hell you are. 4. If you're hidden well enough, write "Find me" or something on a piece of paper and leave it at their feet. Or write them before hand. 5. When you've had you fun, walk away from them stealthily, wait for them to get back into a conversation. Then when they won't notice you, just pop back in like nothing happened. [/code] Results may vary.
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;21397430][code]How to: Suddenly disappear mid-conversation with 2 or more other people. 1. Make sure nobody is looking at you, then quickly go out of sight. 2. When someone notices you are gone (Standing behind them ((A personal favorite of mine.))/Hiding out of site.) and say "Where'd ________ go?", tap someone else on the shoulder and go behind the person again, still out of sight. 3. Lol at them trying to figure out where the hell you are. 4. If you're hidden well enough, write "Find me" or something on a piece of paper and leave it at their feet. Or write them before hand. 5. When you've had you fun, walk away from them stealthily, wait for them to get back into a conversation. Then when they won't notice you, just pop back in like nothing happened. [/code] Results may vary.[/QUOTE] You've got some stupid friends, ya know that?
[QUOTE=Rubs10;21397558]You've got some stupid friends, ya know that?[/QUOTE] See: Henchmen
I'm taking this from my Chair Flipping thread because, now that I have got it working, it's a very effective hack: [code] Description: This hack lets you easily get sitting in a classroom chair that has been overturned in a way so that the seat and back rest and facing the ground and the legs are sticking out. Difficulty: Hard (Takes practice) How to: 1. Before positioning yourself, plan. If you plan to kick with your right foot, come in so that you are kicking the leg diagonally across - in other words, on your left. 2. Ensure the chair is angled so that the seat is facing outwards past your kicking-foot. 3. From about one and one half metres away, begin walking towards the chair steadily. 4. Raise your kicking leg up and position it so that the ball of your foot is on the tip of the leg. 5. Instead of a full-blown kick, abruptly push your foot down. 6. As the chair flips towards you, hold out the hand above your kicking leg to keep the chair on course. 7. Grab the chair as it hits the ground to make sure it doesn't bounce back up and cause a ruckus. 8. Cross your kicking leg over the front of the seat and sit down. [/code] No more picking up overturned chairs for you!
I am so going to try that LSD thing.
[code]Description: Make microwave popcorn without it being burnt. How to: Listen until the popcorn stops popping for a few seconds (about 2 to 3 secs) and if after those 2 to 3 seconds you only hear one pop cancel the microwave timer and remove the bag.[/code]
[QUOTE=GabefrValvesoft;21399048][code]Description: Make microwave popcorn without it being burnt. How to: Listen until the popcorn stops popping for a few seconds (about 2 to 3 secs) and if after those 2 to 3 seconds you only hear one pop cancel the microwave timer and remove the bag.[/code][/QUOTE] Depends on how good the microwave is. Better to make popcorn on the stove.
You can not say the phrase "Irish-wristwatch" without any pauses, at a normal speed.
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