Well, it happened. I was sitting here, watching some nice pornographic material, getting real into it. And as we all know, that hand tends to get sweaty. Well, I got a little too sweaty, because my hand went up a little, which caused me to pull the foreskin down too much too hard. It hurt like a motherfucker, but otherwise, I saw nothing to be worried over, so I finished up, and went to bed (It was late).
So i wake up this morning, too piss the morning away, when i notice I have gotten...bigger, and not in a good way. It was red, the foreskin was swollen too about double the usual size, touching it made it hurt, and the foreskin won't go pass the head of the penis. The thing looks like a sausage now, and its creepy.
Also, its heavier. I mean significantly, maybe its due to the swelling, but my penis is drooping over, making me walk awkwardly, trying not to lean too much forward, or to have it touch anything, for doing so makes it hurt.
I didn't think my I did anything too major, but its definitely bigger and redder. Anyone have any ideas what could have done this.
Also, I have ice on it.
amputate
I managed to get friction burn on my cock, so much that it bled.
I'm circumsized, so it is quite an achievement.
Also, you jacked off too hard.
Good luck explaining this one to your parents.
[QUOTE=B-hazard;16571076]I managed to get friction burn on my cock, so much that it bled.
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Wow. Use some lube next time.
[QUOTE=B-hazard;16571076]I managed to get friction burn on my cock, so much that it bled.
I'm circumsized, so it is quite an achievement.
Also, you jacked off too hard.[/QUOTE]
Yea those don't feel good.
Ownd
doctor
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medic
One time I fapped so hard that my penis exploded internally and filled with blood like a water-balloon. Fuck that hurt like hell!
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;16571105]Wow. Use some lube next time.[/QUOTE]
Real men dont use lube :v:.
One time i died and it hurt so i made a thread about it on facepunch
[QUOTE=Boomersocks;16571152]One time i died and it hurt so i made a thread about it on facepunch[/QUOTE]
brilliant
Virgin
Go see a doctor, man.
Oh wait, that means you gotta explain to your parents that you fapped.
:smug:
[QUOTE=Boomersocks;16571152]One time i died and it hurt so i made a thread about it on facepunch[/QUOTE]
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now to think if you were circumcised you'd be enjoying a nice friction burn instead. ah, friction burns.
[QUOTE=Hezzy;16571202]Virgin[/QUOTE]
Faggot.
This has happened to me tons of times.
Wait atleast a day or two, it should go away.
Avoid pressing against it or putting alot of pressure.
It normally happens if you did it too hard, or did it to many times, like once a day, like myself.
