• Vampires heat up for sex.
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[quote]Male sea lampreys heat up special fat deposits during sexual encounters, scientists have found. The bizarre vertebrates are best known for their blood-sucking mouths filled with teeth and a razor sharp tongue. Males also have a raised bump of tissue along their back which they rub against females during courtship.[/quote] Source: [url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/23046826[/url]
At first I was like "what are these things?" then i saw this [img]http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/68386000/jpg/_68386576_osqaa-00001772-001.jpg[/img] Nooooooooope.
[QUOTE=PassTheBong;41211037][IMG]http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/68386000/jpg/_68386576_osqaa-00001772-001.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [I]"Who wants a blowjob?"[/I]
[QUOTE=Van-man;41211054][I]"Who wants a blowjob?"[/I][/QUOTE] yes please
You guys makes my dick uncomfortable
[QUOTE=Jocke;41211593]You guys makes my dick uncomfortable[/QUOTE] But I thought you were into things like this...
[QUOTE=Van-man;41211054][I]"Who wants a blowjob?"[/I][/QUOTE] [img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu1flngxxp1r5kgr2o1_400.jpg[/img] Threesome?
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;41211631]But I thought you were into things like this...[/QUOTE] [B]NO[/B]
This is now the most horrifying thread on Facepunch. ;_;
When I saw the title, I thought, "Well, shit, that'd make everything a lot better." Given that vampires hypothetically are supposed to be undead, sex with them would sort of suck with no body heat whatsoever. Then I clicked the thread and it wasn't some commentary on the fictional depiction of vampires but something instead that I really wouldn't want on my dick.
Was I the only one reminded of the [url=http://images.wikia.com/en.futurama/images/b/b3/Desert_Muck_Leech.png]Dark One[/url] from futurama?
[video=youtube;eqoT8tcZq6k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqoT8tcZq6k[/video]
I figured it'd be about vampire bats
Oh never knew that. I've eaten quite many smoked river lampreys. They are basicly same thing, just in rivers instead. Taste good too.
[QUOTE=PassTheBong;41211037]Nooooooooope.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ozzsURtdUI[/media] [editline]27th June 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Elecbullet;41212044]I figured it'd be about vampire bats[/QUOTE] I was hoping for Dracula vampires. [quote]n the UK, a recent rise in sightings of the animals is considered a sign of improving water quality because they only breed in clean, freshwater habitats.[/quote] Yay, clean wate- oh, lampreys.
[QUOTE=Novangel;41211902][img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu1flngxxp1r5kgr2o1_400.jpg[/img] Threesome?[/QUOTE] Looks like something out of one of the original Star Wars movies.
[QUOTE=Novangel;41211902][img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu1flngxxp1r5kgr2o1_400.jpg[/img] Threesome?[/QUOTE] [img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTCKfhgm8gFBOzGyRxnjPeXwhkYJ9GPDnufCM6SUcVhfPPouTchXw[/img]
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;41212219][img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTCKfhgm8gFBOzGyRxnjPeXwhkYJ9GPDnufCM6SUcVhfPPouTchXw[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://coraltriangle.blogs.panda.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2009/08/dsc6408.jpg[/img] Not yet, they're still burying him.
I didn't want to go outside today anyways
I'll be sure to check this thread when I get any awkward boners
[QUOTE=PassTheBong;41211037]At first I was like "what are these things?" then i saw this [img]http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/68386000/jpg/_68386576_osqaa-00001772-001.jpg[/img] Nooooooooope.[/QUOTE] Would be funny to put your finger inside this little worm's mouth, making it choke on it. I mean what's the worst that could happen? It's not like it will eat the finger around your bone right clean off.
[QUOTE=Bat-shit;41212445]Would be funny to put your finger inside this little worm's mouth, making it choke on it. I mean what's the worst that could happen? It's not like it will eat the finger around your bone right clean off.[/QUOTE] The hell is wrong with you? [B]LOOK AT THAT FUCKER'S TEETH[/B]
[QUOTE=PassTheBong;41211037]At first I was like "what are these things?" then i saw this [img]http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/68386000/jpg/_68386576_osqaa-00001772-001.jpg[/img] Nooooooooope.[/QUOTE] A friendly reminder [img]http://the303.org/imaeg/dropship1.gif[/img] [img]http://the303.org/imaeg/dropship2.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Bat-shit;41212445]Would be funny to put your finger inside this little worm's mouth, making it choke on it. I mean what's the worst that could happen? It's not like it will eat the finger around your bone right clean off.[/QUOTE] reminds me of how when i was a wee babby i would visit the aquarium and stick my fingers inside the sea anemone's mouths i don't think they liked it :(
It's like looking into an infinite tube of teeth.
[img]http://i.ytimg.com/vi/W42k2vgY_t4/0.jpg[/img] I was wondering how nobody noticed.
[QUOTE=lavacano;41213384][img]http://i.ytimg.com/vi/W42k2vgY_t4/0.jpg[/img] I was wondering how nobody noticed.[/QUOTE] ? I don't get the reference. Is that a vampire from some game?
I came in this thread expecting a hilarious Twilight fanfic by some fangirl. I was wrong.
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;41212219][img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTCKfhgm8gFBOzGyRxnjPeXwhkYJ9GPDnufCM6SUcVhfPPouTchXw[/img][/QUOTE] This [img]http://aheinakroon.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/asteroid-worm.jpg[/img] Times this [img]http://contextlessquestions.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/sandworm.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Bat-shit;41212445]Would be funny to put your finger inside this little worm's mouth, making it choke on it. I mean what's the worst that could happen? It's not like it will eat the finger around your bone right clean off.[/QUOTE] You realize that once a lamprey grabs onto you, the only way to get it off is through surgery. Right? You would NEVER want to put any appendage near that thing's mouth.
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