• Homeless hitchhiker saves woman from 'Jesus'
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[QUOTE]Kai, who says he doesn’t know his last name or his age, grabbed a hatchet out of his gear and ran to the scene. “Smash, smash, smash,” said Kai, describing how he knocked out the much larger man with the blunt side of his hatchet.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckfBGdZoR_0[/media] [url]http://pix11.com/2013/02/06/homeless-hitchhiker-breaks-up-fresno-rampage-with-his-hatchet/[/url]
What a maestro.
Smash [SUB]smash[/SUB] [SUB][SUB]smash.[/SUB][/SUB] Anyway, kudos to him.
Like, fuckin', like, yeah [editline]6th February 2013[/editline] Oh who am I kidding, I sound almost exactly like this guy, in both dialect and voice
Dood! That guy was fuckin' kooked out man!
I someday aspire to be this man
You're like a week late man.
That's the most awesome homeless guy ever.
That was hilarious lol
Axe Cop would be proud.
I just wanna like smoke some like tree with that brah man.
I have never heard someone talk the way he does, I'm surprised the reporter didn't ask him to try and keep the swearing to a minimum. And for all of that to happen, I can't help but wonder what was wrong with the man who did all that. Why did he suddenly believe he was Jesus and what made hurting people sound like such a good idea to him? You know what, on second thought. This world is huge, there are a lot of people out there. Chances are there are going to be a few nut jobs.
[QUOTE=Jurikuer;39502685]I have never heard someone talk the way he does, I'm surprised the reporter didn't ask him to try and keep the swearing to a minimum. And for all of that to happen, I can't help but wonder what was wrong with the man who did all that. Why did he suddenly believe he was Jesus and what made hurting people sound like such a good idea to him? You know what, on second thought. This world is huge, there are a lot of people out there. Chances are there are going to be a few nut jobs.[/QUOTE] PCP man he was all over dat shermmmm
This man is both the hero we want and deserve
This guy is just awesome.
suh-maash
Feel hell sorry for this guy, the last thing he said didn't sit well for me. Good that he puts other people before himself though, sick bloke.
He deserves the most prestigious award.
Haha, that was awesome. Just killed a dude, going surfing later. Pretty difficult to understand him sometimes.
That guy is hilarious. He's like if a 90's movie was a person.
"as far as any of the people I grew up with are concerned I'm already dead" ... ): What a guy
That guy was awesome going in there saving those people even tho he himself could of been in trouble.
So did he kill the guy or did he just hold him off until the cops showed up?
[QUOTE=Bokito;39505687]So did he kill the guy or did he just hold him off until the cops showed up?[/QUOTE] From what I can tell he didn't kill the guy instantaneously, but he did die at some point. At least that's what it sounds like Kai's saying.
I wondered how long it would be before my town made it to Facepunch.
Reminds me of the "Rapist in Lincoln Park" dude.
he's the hero Gotham deserves
That's awesome he saved that woman. I feel really sad for this guy, but also envious. It's sad that he doesn't have any family or anyone that cares about him. At the same time though he just goes around and chases waves and does what he loves to do, and I feel like not many people get to achieve that.
Interview was hilarious, sounds like a stereotypical surfer dude. Props to that guy, he deserves respect. [B]SMASH SMASH SUMASH![/B]
Kai > all other hobos
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