Trump Gets a Folder Full of Positive News About Himself Twice a Day - Polidicks

[quote] Twice a day since the beginning of the Trump administration, a special folder is prepared for the president. These sensitive papers, described to VICE News by three current and former White House officials, don’t contain top-secret intelligence or updates on legislative initiatives. Instead, the folders are filled with screenshots of positive cable news chyrons (those lower-third headlines and crawls), admiring tweets, transcripts of fawning TV interviews, praise-filled news stories, and sometimes just pictures of Trump on TV looking powerful. One White House official said the only feedback the White House communications shop, which prepares the folder, has ever gotten in all these months is:[B] “It needs to be more fucking positive.” [/B]That’s why some in the White House ruefully refer to the packet as “the propaganda document.” [/quote] [url]https://news.vice.com/story/trump-folder-positive-news-white-house[/url] The [B][I]specialest[/I][/B] of snowflakes.

[QUOTE=Forumaster;52553046][url]https://news.vice.com/story/trump-folder-positive-news-white-house[/url] The [B][I]specialest[/I][/B] of snowflakes.[/QUOTE] More proof he can only pay attention when his own name exist in his mind. [quote]On days when there aren’t enough positive chyrons, communications staffers will ask the RNC staffers for flattering photos of the president. [/quote] What IS a flattering picture of Trump??

It's like trying to please a 5 year old. That being said, I didn't know Trump took after Cartman from the "safe space" episode where he was given out daily print-outs of only nice comments.

imagine living in a world where you need propaganda to keep the [i]president[/i] happy

[IMG]http://northiowatoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/participation-award-300x271.jpg[/IMG] in a nutshell...

These are grown ups in charge of a fucking country Whyyyyyyyyyyy

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;52553076]Straight up pathetic.[/QUOTE] That's pretty insulting to pathetic people you know. Even they have standards. :v:

How fucking embarrassing for Trump voters, they've voted in a literal toddler in a senior's body. How embarrassing for all of America, but oh man, how do you live with this? I mean not even Bush needed this when unflattering caricatures of him looking like a geriatric gnome with huge ears were practically a daily fixture in the papers. Obama didn't need it while the Right was calling him a Commie Muslim traitor and fraudulent President for being supposedly foreign-born. Can we refer to these briefings as #MakeDonaldGreatAgain briefings? [editline]8th August 2017[/editline] [QUOTE=Alice3173;52553121]That's pretty insulting to pathetic people you know. Even they have standards. :v:[/QUOTE] Pathetic people may have a weak spine but there's at least something there that will eventually refuse to bend any further. Trump's an orange bag of mush with a toupee and is capable of being folded over himself three times.

I wish the american people were more informed about how donald trump is a weird unrelatable alien before election day happened.

Behold, the leader of the country and member of the party condemning safe spaces needing a safe space delivered to him twice a day.

this is the man we voted for as a collective nation

[QUOTE=Lambeth;52553134]I wish the american people were more informed about how donald trump is a weird unrelatable alien before election day happened.[/QUOTE] Trump himself campaigned to make sure everyone knew this, and they ignored him. They can only blame themselves.

[QUOTE=Mud;52553195]this is the man we voted for as a collective nation[/QUOTE] In fairness more people voted for the other person, it's just that their votes counted for less because they didn't live in the special voting districts that Trump courted and his opponent ignored. In a functional democracy, he would not be president.

Its prolly true but Vice has mixed reporting on mbfc.

[QUOTE=Mud;52553195]this is the man we voted for as a collective nation[/QUOTE] No we fucking didn't.

[QUOTE=Mud;52553195]this is the man we voted for as a collective nation[/QUOTE] I wouldn't call 26% the collective nation

[QUOTE=Mud;52553195]this is the man we voted for as a collective nation[/QUOTE] more people voted for hillary

[QUOTE=-nesto-;52553350]Its prolly true but Vice has mixed reporting on mbfc.[/QUOTE] It's okay i'm sure Trump will confirm this to be true on a tweet ranting about it. :v:

Isn't this like that south park episode where Butters had to filter mean tweets and only deliver positive ones to Cartman?

Twice a day? Must be pretty exhausting job to make up so much fake news every day. :v:

Satire is dead. Parody is dead. This is real life.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/YAvEPs5.png[/IMG] the onion knew

[QUOTE=Crumpet;52554504][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/YAvEPs5.png[/IMG] the onion knew[/QUOTE] I've seen this multiple times but I just noticed that Putin is colored with more detail than the other two. :v: That's a nice little touch.