I found out why you shouldn't have dairy products when on antibiotics. - General

I've been having these terrible farts, they SHAKE THE EARTH, the smell is only that which can be conjured up through a portal to hell, and my good men, MY ASS IS THAT PORTAL. I farted and I literally scared my cat, which was across the room. It was a very hearty fart with plenty of base and a smell reminiscent of pork and beans. I farted and I thought T-Pain was singing out of my ass. It smells like shitageddon.

I saw T-Pain and thought I was farting out of my ass.

I just took a frothy steamed white milky shit. It smelled like a gangrenous toenail soaked in urine.

[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;17133871]shitageddon[/QUOTE]This word alone made this post. I laughed. Hard. You may want to register that on UrbanDictionary before someone beats you to it.

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what man I'm taking antibiotics and dairy is no problem

This thread is gold

[QUOTE=shill le 2nd;17133995]what man I'm taking antibiotics and dairy is no problem[/QUOTE] I'm on Omnicef and if you take dairy 2 hrs before or 4 hrs after you will experience Shitageddon. MY BOWELS ARE MOVING. THERE IS A PORTAL TO THE REALM OF THE DARK ONES IN MY ASS

[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;17134031]I'm on Omnicef and if you take dairy 2 hrs before or 4 hrs after you will experience Shitageddon. MY BOWELS ARE MOVING. THERE IS A PORTAL TO THE REALM OF THE DARK ONES IN MY ASS[/QUOTE] Fucking hell it's 2:40 stop it :v:

[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;17134052]Fucking hell it's 2:40 stop it :v:[/QUOTE] I LITERALLY SHAT OUT A SHOGGOTH IT'S POOPY TENTACLES REACHED UP AT ME, AND AS I FLUSHED IT DOWN IT SCREAMED I COULD HARDLY HEAR IT over the screams of mine own from my burning POSTERIOR

[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;17134031]I'm on Omnicef and if you take dairy 2 hrs before or 4 hrs after you will experience Shitageddon. MY BOWELS ARE MOVING. THERE IS A PORTAL TO THE REALM OF THE DARK ONES IN MY ASS[/QUOTE] oh, you're on this stuff [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/eb/Cefdinir.svg/625px-Cefdinir.svg.png[/img] this is the one I'm taking, this guy is way more dairy friendly [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0c/Doxycycline_Structural_Formulae.png/800px-Doxycycline_Structural_Formulae.png[/img]

Sounds like you need some baby blood.

oh oh oh [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0c/Doxycycline_Structural_Formulae.png/800px-Doxycycline_Structural_Formulae.png[/img] [b]it's fucking laughing at me[/b]

fffuuuck

This is pure, unfiltered, raw, GOLD.

OH GOD, I CAN FEEL IT MOVING, IT HURTS oh my god i just SHOOK MY CHAIR with my gas, not even joking this time oh god it smells like eggs

Scrambled eggs or boiled eggs?

[QUOTE=lol12;17134207]Scrambled eggs or boiled eggs?[/QUOTE] rotten boiled eggs that a retard tried to scramble and he shat in the pan

[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;17134221]rotten boiled eggs that a retard tried to scramble and he shat in the pan[/QUOTE] Oh lord I feel sorry for you. That happened to my dog once and now it cant butt race any more. The other dogs seem to shun him :saddowns:

[QUOTE=lol12;17134229]Oh lord I feel sorry for you. That happened to my dog once and now it cant butt race any more.[/QUOTE] i literally feel gas and [I]other things[/I] moving inside my bowels, causing it to crimp and pinch on the inside causing pain and discomfort

What...other things

gerbils

it hurts too laugh

haha the antibiotic bacteria produce gas when mixed with lactose

[QUOTE=lol12;17134265]What...other things[/QUOTE] yog sothoth damn you YOG SOTHOTHHHH [img]http://images.epilogue.net/users/megaflow/yog-sothoth.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;17134288]yog sothoth damn you YOG SOTHOTHHHH [img]http://images.epilogue.net/users/megaflow/yog-sothoth.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] What happens if you hold him in?

[QUOTE=lol12;17134297]What happens if you hold him in?[/QUOTE] he [I]bites[/I]

[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;17134306]he [I]bites[/I][/QUOTE] Oh god. Go see a gy-errr an ass doctor.

Thank you for thinking with portals. :downs:

It could have been a side effect from your antibiotics. I remember stinking up my 7th grade English class after being put on script antibiotics to combat monaural pneumonia (breathing on half a lung is pneumonia, 1/4 lung like my case doesn't constitute the hospital). The whole room was rank.