All australians have a friend called Davo [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/tick.png[/img]
[QUOTE=HyperTails;47085433]All australians have a friend called Davo [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/tick.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I had a mate called Damo
Big fucker, also strong, also the dumbest cunt you will meet
Give him a bit of alcohol and put him in a party and he will want to box cunts
I remember once I had to break a biff with him and some other cunt he was starting on purely because he was giving him "bad eye contact", Damo was such a fucking idiot
I don't talk to him nowadays but still
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;47085487]Damo was such a fucking idiot
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Yeah? well... I had a friend called Fruxo and he liked touching ugly butts.
So there.
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;47085487]I had a mate called Damo
Big fucker, also strong, also the dumbest cunt you will meet
Give him a bit of alcohol and put him in a party and he will want to box cunts
I remember once I had to break a biff with him and some other cunt he was starting on purely because he was giving him "bad eye contact", Damo was such a fucking idiot
I don't talk to him nowadays but still[/QUOTE]
I knew a guy named Davo. His mum owned a gym and he worked out every day. Bought a $6000 carbon fibre bike in Canada. In grade 8 he drew swastikas on his hands with the excuse "they look cool". He's a hardcore Christian who tried picking a fight with a nerdy gay dude and got his teeth kicked in. That was a good day.
Not a very convincing bogan with such beautifully groomed hair. Calling scripted.
Strayla
[QUOTE=cra0kalo;47097261]Strayla[/QUOTE]
cunt
[QUOTE=cra0kalo;47097261]Strayla[/QUOTE]
There's no L you pleb
"Can't intimidate the west" But Australia is in the east
[QUOTE=MatheusMCardoso;47109720]"Can't intimidate the west" But Australia is in the east[/QUOTE]
shhh they don't know
[QUOTE=MatheusMCardoso;47109720]"Can't intimidate the west" But Australia is in the east[/QUOTE]
Your mum's in the east.
"And he's not even on roids....but fucking terrorists are right...cause they gotta get massive to run with bombs."
This guy really thinks things out.
Oh I love the ending.
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