• UnarmedSniper: The true story.
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Hello, FPers, long time no see! Some of you may remember UnarmedSniper. If you do, then you may remember an immature, potty mouthed, shitposter. Well, after UnarmedSniper had been permabanned for the 4th time, I decided to do a little messaging with him on steam. Never tell your password to anyone. UnarmedSniper: Dude, wanna play some TF2? Spartacus (Me): I can't, sorry. I don't have it. UnarmedSniper: Damn, man that sucks dicks. I'd gift it to you if I had the money and the job. Spartacus: Why don't you get one? Employment isn't that hard to come by, you know. UnarmedSniper: Well, I'm currently unable to. I live in the middle of no where. UnarmedSniper: But anyway, I couldn't. Even if I wanted a job. Spartacus: Why? UnarmedSniper: Well, I'm a little under aged, you could say. Spartacus: How under aged? UnarmedSniper: Well uhm, 12. So you see, fellow FPers, I guess you could say OP WAS 12. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Chatlog thread" - SteveUK))[/highlight]
You are UnarmedSniper. [editline]8th February 2011[/editline] Kidding baby. [editline]8th February 2011[/editline] :love: [editline]8th February 2011[/editline] No homo.
Actually, No I am not. More of an internet detective of the sort.
i do not care
Joined this month, those posts being your only two? LOLALT.
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[QUOTE=blazingfly;27930094]Joined this month, those posts being your only two? LOLALT.[/QUOTE] No sir, I have joined on a new account and shall remain un-named. Due to the fact that I wish to hide my identity.
[QUOTE=USRevelation;27930079]Actually, No I am not. More of an internet detective of the sort.[/QUOTE] So a 12 year old tells you he's 12 and you tell us about it yeah, internet detective :rolleyes:
Call me what you want, this is all true.
guess who has two thumbs and doesn't give a shit [IMG]http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/SuperStock_1439R-1042853-1.jpg[/IMG]
That black guy?
[QUOTE=USRevelation;27930132]Call me what you want, this is all true.[/QUOTE] The sky occasionally appears blue. This is true. I'm an internet detective.
This is a ground-breaking discovery. My whole world is turned upside down now that I know the truth.
I have no idea who UnarmedSniper is or was or whatever, but I'm figuring I wouldn't give a shit even if I did. Sorry, but this little fact didn't need a thread...
I don't give a shit. And if I don't, probably anyone from before '08 doesn't give a shit. Therefor, no-one of importance gives a shit. Thus, this thread is shit.
Mr internet detective, please go find my cat! I left my computer on and he jumped in, find him please!
God dammit OP it has been my life-long mission to find out exactly how old UnarmedSniper is and you went and ruined it for me with your superior internet detective skills. I'm going to go kill myself now. Remember, this was your fault.
[QUOTE=iJeax;27930060]You are UnarmedSniper. [editline]8th February 2011[/editline] Kidding baby. [editline]8th February 2011[/editline] :love: [editline]8th February 2011[/editline] No homo.[/QUOTE] Secretly you are gay for him anyway
permabanning of anyone that post regularly makes the place feel odd for me.
What he meant was he's actually 12 years UNDER the age of legal employment. Unarmedsniper is 4.
the god damn fast threads
A++ Thread
Ground breaking.
this thread changed my life forever
Shit thread.
Classic Facepunch thread. top quality.
[QUOTE=L x r;27931120]I don't give a shit. And if I don't, probably anyone from before '08 doesn't give a shit. Therefor, no-one of importance gives a shit. Thus, this thread is shit.[/QUOTE] you're not from before '08. So nobody cares if you think that this thread is bad. I think that it's actually intriguing. The OP engaged the audience with grasping words such as "Sniper, Unarmed, Obvious" [editline]8th February 2011[/editline] Oh, obvious wasn't in the OP? Don't care. I'm a 10er [editline]8th February 2011[/editline] fuck. rated myself agree on my other post
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