While fumbling through my draws, I came upon the treasure chest of my childhood. I used to subscribe to a book series called Horrible Science and Horrible Histories. With the science edition, they gave you interesting experiments to do and one issue came with some Agar Plates and Agar Powder, which, as you portion of Facepunch that has passed 8th grade will know, is a nutrient that Bacteria feed on.
What should I do with it?
Put it in your parent's/roommate's/partner's underwear drawer.
eat it
Panic
Put it on your mums dick.
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begin the zombie apocalypse
I was seriously contemplating putting it in someones drink or somehow mixing it with someones cocaine, cept I dont know any drug dealers.
Put it in someone's Pixie stick.
The fuck is a pixie stick
I never heard of it and I passed 8th grade, is it reactive? What does it do?
[QUOTE=DarkSpirit05er;18400691]I never heard of it and I passed 8th grade, is it reactive? What does it do?[/QUOTE]
Bacteria feed on it, and as a result of mass nutrients, they multiply. Very, Very quickly. They split in half every 20 minutes. So it goes 1,2,4,8,16,32,64 etc
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I never heard of it and I passed 8th grade, is it reactive? What does it do?
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...is a nutrient that Bacteria feed on.
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That's what it does.
Inject it into your urethra.
Poop on it and watch in amazement as more poops grow before your very eyes.
[QUOTE=Bengley;18400752]Poop on it and watch in amazement as more poops grow before your very eyes.[/QUOTE]
i jizzed
stik it up ur bum
[QUOTE=abcpea;18400819]stik it up ur bum[/QUOTE]
was just about to say this but with ass instead.
[QUOTE=billyman;18400776]i jizzed[/QUOTE]
Good idea, do that instead!
put food on it and sell it when its multiplied
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wait put money on it
Grow cubes
[QUOTE=Elexar;18400843]put food on it and sell it when its multiplied
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wait put money on it[/QUOTE]
So money is made of bacteria huh
[QUOTE=PopLot;18400864]So money is made of bacteria huh[/QUOTE]
No, it grows on trees.
Meaning Psilocybe cubensis
[QUOTE=PopLot;18400864]So money is made of bacteria huh[/QUOTE]
Well duh, we can grow money too you know bro.
Trees grow on bacteria
it's a vicious cycle
[QUOTE=Elexar;18400875]Trees grow on bacteria
it's a vicious cycle[/QUOTE]
This man is an expert, listen to him.
Put it in your yogurt, and start a yogurt farm! :woop:
eat it
[QUOTE=Levakama;18400870]Meaning Psilocybe cubensis[/QUOTE]
Oh, good call.
When you're successful on the money part can I have some
[QUOTE=EDDY TT;18400877]This man is an expert, listen to him.[/QUOTE]
This man is an expert, listen to him.
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