[img]http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46536000/jpg/_46536172_george_body.jpg[/img]
[quote]The regulation of hypnotherapists in the UK is so lax that even a cat can become accredited, the BBC has found.
Chris Jackson, presenter of Inside Out in the North East and Cumbria, registered pet George with three industry bodies.
Each one accepted a certificate from the non-existent Society of Certified Advanced Mind Therapists as proof of George's credentials. [/quote]
[url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8303126.stm[/url]
Meow.
Cant....turn....away.....from....eye's.
Is he [I]Purr[/I]fect at his job?
Oh! The eyes...
Yay, someone got the reference
[QUOTE=radioactive;17814628]Is he [I]Purr[/I]fect at his job?[/QUOTE]
No, he is a cat, don't be silly.
Can he make my boobs bigger?
"You are getting very sle-*falls asleep*"
Sounds like everything is working as intended... No changes will be added.
[QUOTE=PirateMax;17814640]Can he make my boobs bigger?[/QUOTE]
Oestrogen's quite cheap if you know the right vendor.
[QUOTE=radioactive;17814657]Oestrogen's quite cheap if you know the right vendor.[/QUOTE]
so are balloons.
[QUOTE=Foda;17814910]so are balloons.[/QUOTE]
Are you suggesting that we throw Oestrogen balloons at people? giving them tits in the process?
This is the next stage of their plan, soon they'll take over the world!
Mittens! A new body turned up! Meow Meow? Yeah! Same as the last time! Meow Meow? Meow?
What, no hypnocat jokes? We're slipping.
hypnothe[b]rapist[/b]
:q:
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;17815012]hypnothe[b]rapist[/b]
:q:[/QUOTE]
No, not hypnotherapist! I'm Hypno, the Rapist!
[QUOTE=yawmwen;17815051]No, not hypnotherapist! I'm Hypno, the Rapist![/QUOTE]
:suicide:
So is this special animal gonna be called Hypnocat or Dr. Hypnocat?
Look at that motherfucker, he's serious.
He should get his own TV show, like House, except George instead.
[QUOTE=Sh33p;17816181]He should get his own TV show, like House, except George instead.[/QUOTE]
It would be called...House[sp]cat[/sp].
All glory to the hypnocat!
[QUOTE=Thor667;17814619]Cant....turn....away.....from....eye's.[/QUOTE]
Your avatar fits with that post!
[QUOTE=Nitrowing;17815344]So is this special animal gonna be called Hypnocat or Dr. Hypnocat?[/QUOTE]
Hypnocat MD
Does he work well with Koreans?
[QUOTE=evilweazel;17817270]Does he work well with North Koreans?[/QUOTE]
Fix'd
South Korea isn't bad.
Someone register a toad.
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;17817312]Someone register a toad.[/QUOTE]
Hypnotoad.
[QUOTE=The_Lizard_Xing;17817319]Hypnotoad.[/QUOTE]
Thank you, that was the joke
Ahahaha, this is funny as he-[B]ALL HAIL THE HYPNOCAT[/B].
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