No joke. I'm no troll.
She's in quarantine right now, don't know whether her parents have been informed yet, but I'm sure as hell not gonna be the one telling them. I'm sure she'll be fine, survival rate for swine flu is well above 99%. But, being neurotic like I am, I'm anxious as hell. I keep picturing her sitting alone suffering in quarantine and it makes me want to punch somebody in the nuts.
Anyways, just thought I'd share that with you guys.
Take her blood and make a cure so that her death was not in vain
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Send her a pig's head in a box for a laugh.
Shes gonna have a lot of diarrhea.
A certain Cloverfield scene comes to mind.
Oh god, she has the cold. QUARANTINE!!!
Be the best boyfriend you can be.
[QUOTE=BldrGyMnGy;16469360]Be the best boyfriend you can be.[/QUOTE]
this isn't the army he can go awol and nobody can do shit about it
stick it in her pooper
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Kill her.
Give her sex she would NEVER FORGET
since when do they do that
she's dead
thats incredibly hot my dick is on fire
was she hanging out with swines>
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