I'm pretty confident we all have seen it happen once or twice, someone says they know about something, and actually doesn't. It's a pretty simple concept, but still very, very annoying.
I'll give a story, the one that made me want to post this thread.
There's a kid on Facebook who posts a picture of a 1967 Shelby GT 500 (the one from Gone In 60 Seconds). He's ranting on about how it goes 240 MILES PER HOUR (386 KPH). He's going on and on and on about how it's the fastest car in the world. Me, being a HUGE Ford fanatic (my dad works for Ford) decided to post information about the car so he would stop.
I wasn't posting with the intent to annoy anyone, just enlighten the person that they should research about the car. I'm a very laid back person, I don't like to cause trouble. But this kid takes offense to it, and claims that I'm wrong. Even though I could take apart the cars motor and put it back together before he could figure out that it's a manual.
I know that this is just another stupid story about Facebook, but come on Facepunch, I know it probably annoys all of you to hear someone talk about something they know nothing about.
Oh, Merry Christmas my friends.
This kid was 16, by the way.
Okay a LOT of you aren't understanding, this kid is the same age as me.
don't worry bout it man, it's not doing any harm, and not to you especially.
enjoy xmas :)
My stupid cousin tried to tell me that ketchup contains no tomatoes.
lol
Shutup fag, the shelby is teh fastest car in the mothafuckin world.
[QUOTE=Snail562;26945891]Shutup fag, the shelby is teh fastest car in the mothafuckin world.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/5/13/1242241076554/Airpod-City-Car-001.jpg[/img] I thought this was...
You don't know ANYTHING. Kids don't think they know everything! You don't know anything! Stupid!
:sarcasm:
I talked to my neighbor's 4-year old kid today, asking what he wanted Santa to give him. He said, and I quote "Santas not real, but tree is. Magic tree gives us gifts from its awesome roots."
What the fuck
This only annoys me when people are willing to defend their argument to the death, even when you show them its untrue.
Yes, but (arguably) one has to be too big for his britches before he can be cut down to size.
Show him this:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk1t6S737Cs[/media]
Memories from 1st grade. Playing with lego starships, I fire a homing missile at my friend's ship and he says "No you can't blow up my ship it's made of metal!"
I could not convince him that 'metal' wasn't indestructible.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26945934]I talked to my neighbor's 4-year old kid today, asking what he wanted Santa to give him. He said, and I quote "Santas not real, but tree is. Magic tree gives us gifts from its awesome roots."
What the fuck[/QUOTE]
He's telling the truth you know
How did you not know Magic Tree exists?
my friend claims macs are the best [img]http://up.dafk.net/files/f3e2f/stevelaugh.gif[/img]
I used to care what kids think, but then I [i]grew up[/i].
[QUOTE=Asphyxia;26946085]I used to care what kids think, but then I [i]grew up/[i].[/QUOTE]
I caught you, you sly fox.
Not really, it's just a stage that most people go through.
[QUOTE=TwinkieHouse;26945977]Show him this:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk1t6S737Cs[/media][/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.lonelybastards.com/articles/BttF_pic9.jpg[/IMG]
8-year-olds ffs
[QUOTE=jjsullivan;26946158]16-year-olds ffs[/QUOTE]
fixed it for you.
I used to tell my friends I could hack using the command prompt, I just opened it up and started typing gibberish.
I am an amazing hacker.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26945934]I talked to my neighbor's 4-year old kid today, asking what he wanted Santa to give him. He said, and I quote "Santas not real, but tree is. Magic tree gives us gifts from its awesome roots."
What the fuck[/QUOTE]
alternative parenting is pretty funny until you realize that kid is going to be an adult someday
how do we know you're not just acting like you know everything about the car?
[sp]who gives a fuck its just a car [/sp]
So you mean basically every kid ever?
I debated with an 8 year old over which weapon is older. a 73' Winchester or a Colt 1911.
[QUOTE=Testabar;26947022]I debated with an 8 year old over which weapon is older. a 73' Winchester or a Colt 1911.[/QUOTE]
Why would you ever debate with an 8-year old.
*cough* facepunch *cough*
They're kids. This is the thing that kids do.
Deal with it.
[QUOTE=Asphyxia;26947036]Why would you ever debate with an 8-year old.[/QUOTE]
Because sometimes, it fun to troll.
That and this kid couldn't quite grasp the comcept that the rifle in question was patented in 1873. Not 1973.
All my friends think that magazines are clips.
[QUOTE=brianosaur;26946998]how do we know you're not just acting like you know everything about the car?
[sp]who gives a fuck its just a car [/sp][/QUOTE]
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