Number 4 is the most infuriating thing that could happen, one time I asked a guy what he'd do if he was in WW2 and he kept on saying "But that happened decades ago" and I kept on telling him it was was hypothetical, and he just said "But how could I be in world war 2?", Jesus Christ.
[QUOTE=Unique_mask;49159775]Number 4 is the most infuriating thing that could happen, one time I asked a guy what he'd do if he was in WW2 and he kept on saying "But that happened decades ago" and I kept on telling him it was was hypothetical, and he just said "But how could I be in world war 2?", Jesus Christ.[/QUOTE]
One on hand that annoys me but sometimes the situations I get from immature fuckwits is "imagine this situation where you have to something gay no matter what" so then if I choose they go "hue hue u gay"
Like fuck I thought this would end in high school
My mother uses "you'll understand when you're older" to justify her own insanity. I hate it more than all of these combined.
Average dinner discussion at Sojourner's house: "Modern medicine is bullshit." "Mom, you think 9/11 was brought on by a giant cloud of negative energy." "You'll understand when you're older."
no, [I]I won't[/I]
I fucking hate 4 but in reverse. When people expect you to answer to their stupid thought up questions. And then they get mad if you refuse. It's even worse if your girlfriend or something asks you "what if <some stupid situations>" and then goes into a tantrum when you don't answer or answer not what she wants to hear.
Number 3 is stupid anecdotal example. When I ask directly for people to calm down, they tend to, because I do not go "lel calm down" 20 times a minute which indeed is infuriating.
The only thing which ever happens to me is 1 (but not on the scale of 5->30, rather like 10-15)
Number 4. Seriously hate that shit so fucking much.
Either they're too stupid to understand that you know it wouldn't happen but you're just asking hypothetically or they're just being dicks and can't outright say "That's stupid, I don't wanna answer that"
What if questions are FUCKING STUPID.
That is the fucking worst.
What if *thing that will literally never happen* is a dumb question. most of the time the situation is fucking dumb and super unrealistic. most of the time you just make fucking bullshit up to shut the person who asked the question in the first place up.
I love how the "dickhead" uses the GradeA head shape turned around :v:
[QUOTE=Valiantttt;49160004]What if questions are FUCKING STUPID.
That is the fucking worst.
What if *thing that will literally never happen* is a dumb question. most of the time the situation is fucking dumb and super unrealistic. most of the time you just make fucking bullshit up to shut the person who asked the question in the first place up.[/QUOTE]
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Number 4 is really common when you're having a political or philosophical argument with someone and they don't want to acknowledge your argument. A hypothetical scenario is the easiest way to show that someone is a hypocrite or disprove someone's theological beliefs, but if they don't want to confront that they can just refuse to even consider the hypothetical because it's hypothetical.
[QUOTE=Valiantttt;49160004]What if questions are FUCKING STUPID.
That is the fucking worst.
What if *thing that will literally never happen* is a dumb question. most of the time the situation is fucking dumb and super unrealistic. most of the time you just make fucking bullshit up to shut the person who asked the question in the first place up.[/QUOTE]
yeah but how dense and ignorant do you have to be to not have a little fun with fake scenarios
[QUOTE=Sojourner;49159860]My mother uses "you'll understand when you're older" to justify her own insanity. I hate it more than all of these combined.
Average dinner discussion at Sojourner's house: "Modern medicine is bullshit." "Mom, you think 9/11 was brought on by a giant cloud of negative energy." "You'll understand when you're older."
no, [I]I won't[/I][/QUOTE]
my mother occasionally says "I'm an adult I can do what I want"
what the FUCK lol
[QUOTE=Valiantttt;49160004]What if questions are FUCKING STUPID.
That is the fucking worst.
What if *thing that will literally never happen* is a dumb question. most of the time the situation is fucking dumb and super unrealistic. most of the time you just make fucking bullshit up to shut the person who asked the question in the first place up.[/QUOTE]
Then say it's stupid and walk away? If you can't tolerate silly questions or stuff like that, maybe the problem isn't them.
I asked my friend the other day about cloning oneself - if you can effectively clone yourself completely into a perfect, immortal duplicate but run the risk of having to destroy you and your body in the process, would you do it? It was a fun conversation, but you know what would have ruined it? "Oh, well how would you copy a person to begin with? It's nonsense. I don't get it." And I know people that would have said exactly that.
You can tone it down to something lowbrow too, like, "Would you rather jump into a pool filled with roaches or a pool filled with worms" - it's a stupid question, but being that pedantic over a [I]hypothetical situation[/I] is dumb. I'd rather people just straight up say, "I'm not answering, your question is dumb" as opposed to paying this, "Why would I be in that situation to begin with" BS.
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[QUOTE=Dark RaveN;49159939]Number 3 is stupid anecdotal example. When I ask directly for people to calm down, they tend to, because I do not go "lel calm down" 20 times a minute which indeed is infuriating.
The only thing which ever happens to me is 1 (but not on the scale of 5->30, rather like 10-15)[/QUOTE]
Saying "calm down" without rationale is like telling someone to "cheer up" without incentive to do so. In fact, it's condescending and not realistic if you don't give reason to do so and I think people should let their feelings out. Without reason, it's alienating people for their emotions and that's a bad thing to do - you can really fuck someone up for telling them that they shouldn't be able to feel one of their emotions.
[QUOTE=AkujiTheSniper;49159795]One on hand that annoys me but sometimes the situations I get from immature fuckwits is "imagine this situation where you have to something gay no matter what" so then if I choose they go "hue hue u gay"
Like fuck I thought this would end in high school[/QUOTE]
Don't let stuff like that bother you, just respond with something like "hue hue [I]yeah[/I] guys I [I]love[/I] the cock" and laugh it off. It's worse if you let it bug you, because they'll notice and then really get on your case.
[QUOTE=Valiantttt;49160004]What if questions are FUCKING STUPID.
That is the fucking worst.
What if *thing that will literally never happen* is a dumb question. most of the time the situation is fucking dumb and super unrealistic. most of the time you just make fucking bullshit up to shut the person who asked the question in the first place up.[/QUOTE]
yeah, glad im not your friend. you sound fucking boring man.
[QUOTE=J!NX;49160047]my mother occasionally says "I'm an adult I can do what I want"
what the FUCK lol[/QUOTE]
That's what I say as a joke before I do something obviously stupid. :v:
[QUOTE=Valiantttt;49160004]What if questions are FUCKING STUPID.
That is the fucking worst.
What if *thing that will literally never happen* is a dumb question. most of the time the situation is fucking dumb and super unrealistic. most of the time you just make fucking bullshit up to shut the person who asked the question in the first place up.[/QUOTE]
It's a fun and interesting way to get to know people better.
[QUOTE=Valiantttt;49160004]What if questions are FUCKING STUPID.
That is the fucking worst.
What if *thing that will literally never happen* is a dumb question. most of the time the situation is fucking dumb and super unrealistic. most of the time you just make fucking bullshit up to shut the person who asked the question in the first place up.[/QUOTE]
that's the point of what if scenarios, they're supposed to make little to no sense in the scenarios, it's just some humor-like banter to lighten up the mood. honestly, I wouldn't care how unrealistic the scenario is, I'd try to think of a response rather than say "oh that shit is stupid it'd never happen because that scenario is too out there".
"Stop having an allergic reaction" is very much like a command I've gotten before in elementary school
A coach literally told me to "stop with that asthma shit" when I couldn't breathe and had to slow down.
#2.
I hate it when people [B]answer[/B] questions that they don't know the answer to.
question talkers are pretty annoying
That "what if" question is a pretty good one tbh.
Maybe more along the lines of "A magical sadistic wizard made your dick disappear and will give it back to you if you fuck 5 guys, btw here's 5 guys"
number 2
i actually do that just to start a conversation with someone, its kinda weird but it works sometimes :v:
Isn't number 2 done as more of a confirmation thing? The person's unsure and wants to check if they've got it right or not.
Number 2, never say that to a Scouser.
[video=youtube;6k2YEc6dozA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k2YEc6dozA[/video]
I don't think Number 2's really all that bad. I mean sure, if they literally know the answer and are just asking pointlessly, then it's kinda stupid. I would have thought that in most cases, though, they're asking because they have an idea of the answer but they're not sure, and they want to see if you can help confirm it.
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Damn ninjas.
[QUOTE=BackwardSpy;49165440]I don't think Number 2's really all that bad. I mean sure, if they literally know the answer and are just asking pointlessly, then it's kinda stupid. I would have thought that in most cases, though, they're asking because they have an idea of the answer but they're not sure, and they want to see if you can help confirm it.
[editline]22nd November 2015[/editline]
Damn ninjas.[/QUOTE]
And sometimes just talking about something helps you remember and/or think.
[QUOTE=Erfly;49165376]Isn't number 2 done as more of a confirmation thing? The person's unsure and wants to check if they've got it right or not.[/QUOTE]
He just put it there to fill space.
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